The Best Uncle Joe Quotes

Julian: We're done with flowers and fruit bowls. We're finished with beaches and seascapes. We're getting out of armor, rugs, and tapestries, too. I found something new.
[reveals Moses Rosenthaler's painting "Simone, Naked. Cell Block J. Hobby Room."]
Uncle: Modern art?
Julian: Modern art. Our specialty, starting now.
Uncle: I don't get it.
Julian: Of course you don't.
Uncle: Am I too old?
Julian: Of course you are.
Uncle: Why is this good?
Julian: It isn't good. Wrong idea.
Uncle: That's no answer.
Julian: My point. You see the girl in it?
Uncle: No.
Julian: Trust me, she's there.