The Best Zach Quotes

Don: Had enough!
Zach: HA HA HA HA ALL-ALL RIGHT HA HA I'LL TELL... I'LL TELL

Don: [in the furniture exhibit room of the museum, the kids are siting on a pair of chairs placed side by side, bound at the wrists and knees, their bare feet propped up on an ottoman each with the Don kneeling in front of Zach and tickling his feet with his feather] You brats are going to tell me where you stashed that emerald or you'll be very sorry!
Zach: HA HA HA HA I-I ALREADY AM... ..HA HA HA HA SORRY! HA HA HA HA

Zach: [Don Turtelli continues to tickle Zachs Feet] HA HA HA HA... . OH PLEASE... . HA HA HA HA... . NO MORE
Don: Then tell us where you've hid the Tortellini Emerald
Caitlyn: [Turtelli begins to tickle Caitlyn's feet] HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... NEVER

Zach: All right you rats
Rat: Rats? Did someone call ?

Caitlyn: Where are we going
Zach: The front door is just ahead
Great: [from far behind them] This way
Caitlyn: Their coming
[try's to open door]
Caitlyn: Ah... it locked, now what ?
Zach: We've got to hide this emerald, but where
Caitlyn: The last place they'd ever look for it, come on
[grabs the emerald from Zach and runs of in another direction followed by him]

Don: [Turtelli is still holding a struggling Caitlyn in one hand with his feather in the other] Alright kid, this is your last chance. come out now or the girl gets it
Zach: [calling out] Promise you'll let us go
Caitlyn: Don't do it Zach
Don: Where do you want it blondie, under your arms, the soles of yer feet?