300 Best Teen Titans Quotes

Slade: The first task is complete... master. The message has been sent. The inscriptions are in place, she knows what she must do. The Prophecy will be fulfilled.
Trigon: Then the world of mortals shall be ended.

Slade: [rising out of the stone from underground] The day has begun.

Beast: So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV.
Starfire: But, we were only victorious because you watches too much the television.
Raven: So, I guess there really is no lesson.
Cyborg: Yep, it was all completely meaningless.
[everyone laughs]

Beast: [while inside Raven's mind] I've had it with this Mystery-Girl-Routine! I want know exactly what we're talking about here.
Raven: [as Trigon appears in a very frightening form] Let's just say I have issues with my father.

Atlas: I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily.
Cyborg: I'm only half human!
Atlas: And half of nothing is still nothing.

Raven: Terra.
Terra: Raven.
Raven: Traitor.
Terra: Witch.

Slade: [to Terra] You promised to fight at my side forever, and that's a promise I intend to make you keep.

Raven: [after she and Starfire have switched bodies] Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.
Starfire: I will try to calm down.
[takes a few deep breaths and closes her eyes]
Starfire: Peace... quiet... tranquil...
[her powers cause a car to flip over and blow sky high]
Raven: We are sooo doomed.

Raven: [smiling at Beast Boy and Cyborg] Thank you... friends.
Beast: So then, we really are friends?
Raven: [nodding and blushing] Um-hmm.
Beast: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: Don't push it.

Robin: Raven!
Starfire: Robin!
Cyborg: Starfire!
Beast: Dudes!

Gizmo: Whose side are you on, barf-brain?
Red: Mine.
[blows up Gizmo's vehicle]
Gizmo: Cr-uuu-d!

Raven: You may have created me. But you were never a father!
[She blasts Trigon]
Trigon: Wretched! Insignificant...
[He gets blasted again]
Raven: Fathers are KIND!
[She blasts Trigon again]
Raven: Fathers PROTECT you!
[She blasts Trigon again]
Raven: Fathers RAISE you!
[She blasts Trigon once more]
Raven: I was protected by the Monks of Azarath. I was raised by my friends! They are my family! This is my HOME! And you are not welcome here! Azarath Metreon Zinthos!

Larry the Titan: Larry fixed the bike!
Johnny: [at first slack-jawed at the sight] YEAH! AND IT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
Robin: Have you looked in a mirror lately?

Starfire: Everything is not wonderful, I am happy to see her but Blackfire rules the video games and she is able to share very depressing poems and she knows the cool moves and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels...

Control: Stingers huh? Well Bumblebee's never gonna be as cool as Starfire!
Guy: Starfire and Robin 4 eva!
Guy: Starfire should be with BB.
Girl: No way.

Starfire: [after Raven restores the city and defeats Trigon] Raven, that was...
Cyborg: Unbelievable.
Raven: No. It wasn't.
[hugs Robin]
Raven: Somebody believed.
Robin: Welcome back.
Beast: Okay, you're freaking me out here! The white robe and smile are weird enough, but hugs? Are you still... you?
Raven: Blue is still my favorite color. And don't get used to the smile...
[smile disappears]
Raven: ... 'cause you're still not funny.
Beast: Raven!
[hugs her tightly]
Raven: Quit it.

Starfire: Beast Boy, perhaps you can communicate with them.
Beast: Uh... Nice dinos?
[the raptors snarl]
Raven: Hey genious, I think she means try it in THEIR language.

[Winning a carnival ring-toss game]
Beast: Told ya we'll win you a prize.
Raven: A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.

Cyborg: [ordering pizza] Pepperoni!
Beast: I'm NOT eating meat!
Cyborg: There's no meat in pepperoni!

Robin: That's it? No double-cross? No cryptic threat?
Slade: I kept my word. How about a little gratitude?
Robin: This doesn't change anything. If I ever see you again...
Slade: I wouldn't expect anything less.

Robin: Cyborg, how long until we can launch?
Cyborg: Oh, about five minutes after you *QUIT ASKING ME THAT!*

Cyborg: Maybe he has an extra remote. I mean, we got like nine...

Starfire: [after Cyborg has left the team, trying to get Raven to eat some of the Pudding of Sadness] Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.
Raven: My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg.
[powers flare up and destroy several computer screens]
Raven: What?

Beast: That's not Slade... That's...
Starfire: Robin...

Beast: [digging through rubble] Star? Starfire? Where are you? Come on! Gimme a sign here! You have to be all right, okay? 'Cause I-it was just a joke, you know? Back at the Tower, and... I'm sorry. I never said it, but I'm really, really sorry. It was supposed to be funny. And you could've been hurt, and... I'm a total clorbag.
[Starfire walks up behind him]
Beast: Huh?
[she gives him a warm, forgiving smile]
Beast: Starfire!
[taking kitten form again, he jumps into her arms]
Starfire: [laughs] I am glad you are unharmed as well.

Control: [after all his gadgets fail to stop the Titans East] Those would have worked on the real Titans. Your powers are just... stupid. I don't want to play any more!
[teleports away]
Speedy: Did the bad guy just zap himself out of the fight?

Beast: But what about my secret identity?
Raven: What secret identity? You're green.

Raven: Don't make me hurt you.
Terra: Don't make me laugh.

Malchior: [in his true form, a malevolent dragon with Raven in his grasp] Oh, dear! You're not going to cry now, are you? I know it hurts, but you'll just have to accept the truth! It's over! I got what I wanted and I don't need you anymore.
Raven: It's *not* over. Not yet!
Malchior: [chuckles evilly] Sweet Raven, you can't possibly hope to defeat me. I taught you everything you know!
Raven: [using her magic to retrieve the book] You taught me spells, but I just learned a curse!
Malchior: NO!
[Raven chants the curse and Malchior is trapped in the book yet again]

Jinx: [after Being Busted From Breaking Into A Jewelry Store] Run!

Spike: Now don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you. Better than all of us.
Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a...
[shouting]
Starfire: ZOLWARG TUBEK-PLIXING ZORDMORKER!
Beast: Yeah, what she said!

Beast: So... she's trapped in the pie?
Raven: Yeah, sure, why not?

Starfire: Raven? Raven, it is Starfire, your friend.
Raven: No such thing.
Starfire: Please, Raven, I...
Raven: Just another figment of my imagination, don't even look.
Starfire: You must listen. I am here because...
Raven: Never coming back, go away! You have to go away. Just like before. Just like all the others.
Starfire: Your mind, without friends you must've...

Slade: [defiantly to Trigon] For the record, I'm *nobody's* servant!

Raven: They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room.

Slade: You must be overjoyed to see me like this, Robin. Desperate; weak; vulnerable.
Robin: I'm here to save Raven, not pity you.

Raven: We're going to need ice cream.

Cyborg: Dude, you were awesome!
Sarasim: [removing helmet] I am Sarasim. Leader of this tribe. And who is this *dude* of which you speak?

Raven: Mumbo has taken our powers, turned us into furry creatures and a lamp. How can we defeat him if he's holding all the cards?

Cyborg: Let's go. If you're done goofing off with your GIRLFRIEND!
Robin: [long pause.] SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Starfire: I am not your friend?

Mad: Next lesson, physics! What goes up... STAYS UP!
Robin: Until I take it down!

Cyborg: When I was at the H.I.V.E., for a time, I felt... normal.
Starfire: Well, I did not know you before, so to me, you *are* normal.

Aqualad: Fish tacos? Are you crazy? I'm from the ocean! These could be friends of mine!
Speedy: You said "Get lunch" and I did, so chow!

Robin: You can't hold us here forever!
Spike: Now, don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you, better than all of us!
Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!
Beast: Yeah! What she said!
Spike: You watch your tone! Atlas is the greatest. He deserves your respect.
Raven: Sooo, do we get bathroom breaks?

[Starfire is teaching Raven how to fly, because they have switched bodies, and requires a happy thought]
Starfire: Very, very good. What was your joyful thought?
Raven: You don't want to know...
Starfire: Oh, but I do... please tell me... what did you imagine?
Raven: You not talking.
Starfire: Oh... well, I am glad I was able to help...

[fire creatures ascend from the lava]
Slade: Only a minor setback. Nothing two old friends can't handle.
Robin: I'm not your friend.

Raven: I'm not creepy, I'm just different.

Robin: C'mon, Cyborg! Push!
Cyborg: [Slowly, in struggle] What does it look like I'm doing?

Raven: You may have created me. But you were *never* my father.
[blasts Trigon]
Trigon: Wretched - insignificant -
[gets blasted again]
Raven: Fathers are *kind*. Fathers *protect* you. Fathers *raise* you. I was protected by the monks of Azarath. I was raised by my friends. *They* are my family. *This* is my home. And you are not welcome here!

Raven: [flying towards the other Titans] Is it just me or is this getting easier?
Madame: [Madame Rouge appears in front of them] Children, when will you learn?
[gets tackled by Hot Spot and Wildebeest]
Raven: Like I said....

Beast: BALD? You're telling me I'm going to be BALD?
[pulls out some of his hair]

Beast: Dude. Get your BUTT outta my FACE.
Robin: Can't. Move. DEAL with it.

Raven: [pauses in the battle when she realizes her charges are following her] Okay, fine. Just stay away from anyone *older* than you.

Robin: Slade. We're ready for you.
Slade: Give me the girl!
Robin: No way!
Slade: You don't really have a choice. I'm taking her.
Beast: Oh, yeah? You and what army?
[an army of fire creatures appear and then Beast Boy screams]
Cyborg: You just had to ask, didn't you?

Skeletons: [chanting] The gem was born of evil's fire. The gem shall be his portal. He come to claim, he comes to sire the end of all things mortal.

Beast: You may not like your birthday, but we're all glad you were born.

Beast: [after Red X saves him from an oncoming subway train] Dude, did you just save me?
[Red X kicks him]
Beast: D'oh!

Starfire: Perhaps you could use your powers to communicate with the creature.
Raven: I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain.

[Beast Boy saves Robin from Starfire]
Beast: Ex-Doom Patrol member Beast Boy, sir! How can I help? You're Robin, aren't you, sir?
Robin: Well, you can start by not calling me "sir."
Beast: Well, let me just say that it's a real honor to be ...
Robin: Beast Boy, was it?
Beast: Yes, sir?
[Robin points at Starfire who is holding a bus above her head about to throw it at them]

Cyborg: Star! Remember that purple wiggly Tamaranean pie thingie you made that was full of bugs?
Starfire: My stewed grunthmek which made you physically sick?
Cyborg: Yeah! You gotta cook up some of that!

Killer: My demands are simple: The city will declare me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin...
[beat]
Killer: will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom.
Kitten: Hi, Robbie-Poo!
[record scratch sound]
Robin: [pauses] Um... what was that last part again?
Starfire: Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?

Terra: [after helping Slade apparently kill the Titans and take over the city] My name is Terra. I have done horrible things. And I have absolutely no regrets.

Raven: [as the aliens group around Cyborg, Starfire and Robin] Get away from my friends! Azarath Metrione Zinthos!

Beast: Aquadude, what's up! Ready to watch me win all those prizes?
Aqualad: No. But after I win, I promise to let you have my autograph.

Master: The game is never over.

Trigon: I may be the source of all darkness, but you are your own worst enemies.

Starfire: Never have I been so thankful to have nine stomachs.

Jinx: Who are you?
Kid: Kid Flash. Fastest boy alive.
Jinx: Are you supposed to be a good guy or something?
Kid: One of the best.

Robin: All of you took a risk to help me protect this. It's only fair that I show you what's inside.
Raven: You don't have to do that, Robin. Sometimes secrets aren't meant to be shared.
Cyborg: Even with your best friends.
Robin: I used to think that. But not any more.
[opens the briefcase]

Gizmo: [Introducing themselves to the titans] We are the H.I.V.E.
Mammoth: Your worst nightmare.
Jinx: And this is attack pattern Alpha.

Starfire: Who will shout the "Boo-yah!" when we are victorious in battle?

[Trogaar has just vowed to destroy the city after discovering that Robin and the others were helping Starfire]
Starfire: [to Robin] All the fault is yours! I commanded you leave me alone, but you insisted upon the 'being nice'!
Robin: MY fault? You blast me, you kiss me, BUT YOU NEVER STOP TO MENTION THAT THEY HAVE A GIGANTIC PARTICLE WEAPON?

Madame: Perhaps my mind is too hard to read.
Mento: No. It's just too twisted.

[Beast Boy has just caught Raven]
Raven: You saved me? I thought you didn't like me.
Beast: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Yo, I like both of you. Now get your butts over here!

Cyborg: [to Starfire and Beast Boy] I can't believe you two would go into Robin's room while he's gone and wear his uniform and pretend to be Robin.
Starfire,15512: Well...
Cyborg: Without me!

Raven: We're going to play a game. It's called *Don't Bother Raven*!

Cyborg: [about Terra] No more chances.
Starfire: No more trust.
Raven: And no more mercy.
Beast: She's just another criminal.
Robin: And we're going to stop her. No matter what it takes.

Cyborg: [Gizmo has stolen the T-Car and is arming its weapons] Boo-yah! Check out my baby's proton canon...uh, I mean, Oh no!

Robin: I created Red X- every system, every weapon. Whoever's inside that suit, he's my responsibility.
Cyborg: Well if we're gonna catch him, we at least need to figure out what he's after.
Robin: I already know. Xenothium: the fuel that powers the suit.
[Starfire gasps in shock]
Raven: No!
Beast: [walking off in a huff] Aw man! I never understand anything!
Cyborg: Xenothium?
[as Cyborg berates Robin, a game of tic tac toe is played over them]
Cyborg: You powered that suit with XENOTHIUM? Are you crazy, man? That stuff is dangerous! And unstable! Tell me you were not stupid enough to go messing with it!
Robin: Like I said, it was a mistake.

Katarou: You think you can stop me?
Robin: I know I can!

Robin: [to self] You could have taken a class, but no, you had to travel around the world!

Cyborg: Don't do anything, don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: you start messing with the past you end up with monkeys ruling the future.

Slade: Hurry, young Titans, you're running out of time.
Robin: [the door explodes and Robin enters] Actually we just went into overtime.

[last lines]
Cyborg: The reagent in Slade's mask didn't trigger itself. There was a signal. Somebody triggered it, from outside the Tower.
[close up of Slade's mask; the eye glows red]

Slade: You can't even touch me.

Raven: Don't come any closer.
Dr. Light: [Taunting her] What's the matter, afraid of the light?
[Raven loses control of her anger]
Dr. Light: Aaah! NO! NO!
[Tentacles grab him]
Dr. Light: My suit! What are you - No! Stop! You win! I surrender!
Raven: [menacingly] What's the matter? Afraid of the dark?
Dr. Light: I SURRENDER! NOOOOO...
[He's pulled under her cloak]
Robin: RAVEN! STOP!
[Raven gasps sharply and turns back to her normal size. Robin runs to comfort Dr. Light]
Robin: It's okay. You're going to be all right!
Dr. Light: [after being pulled out of Raven's cloak, looking absolutely horrified, pale and somewhat beaten up] It was... so... so dark... make it stop...
[Shuddering]
Dr. Light: Make it stop!

Slade: Thrilling. My apprentice is progressing even faster than I'd hoped. All he needed was a little... motivation.
Robin: [attacking Slade] Motivate this!

Teether: Choo-choo gone.
Raven: Yes, choo-choo is gone.

Cyborg: [hallucinating due to a computer virus and yelling at an ATM machine] You can keep your sprinkles! I NEED RASPBERRY FILLING!
[punches the machine, which spits out a bunch of dollar bills into Cyborg's mouth]
Cyborg: [spits out the money] NO! NOT MACARONI!

Trogaar: The Earth scum shall learn. It takes more than five juvenile heroes to defy the mighty Lord Torgaar.
[the weapon powers up. There's an explosion and the Titans appear]
Robin: We're not five heroes - We're one team!

Beast: Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!

Robin: Hi, I'm Robin. And we're the...
Terra: Teen Titans. Rock on! It's cool to meet you guys. I'm Terra, and you're Cyborg, Raven, Starfire and...
Beast: BOY BEAST! I-I I mean BATH BOOT! EH! NO!
Terra: Beast Boy?
Beast: AHH!
[turns into a turtle]
Terra: Dude! He's hilarious!
Beast: Hilarious? Me? Really?
Starfire: Curiosity abounds. Please...
[fast]
Starfire: ...where did you come from? How did you get here? What's your favorite color? And do you wish to be my friend?
Terra: Earth, walked, red, and sure!
Starfire: Welcome new friend!

Cyborg: So who's the bad guy for the day? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?
Starfire: The reports say there's an intruder.
Beast: Well, whoever it is, we're totally going to kick their...
[then Beast Boy bumps into Robin]
Robin: [sees Slade] No!
Slade: It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month, a year, a millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see you again!
Cyborg: You! How did you survive?
Beast: Terra took you down! Way down!
Robin: Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.
Slade: That's touching Robin. But I didn't come back for you.

Cyborg: My body may have its limitations but if I put my mind to it there's no limit to what I can do.

Mad: [catching the Teen Titans attempting a sneak attack] And here we are again! You know, there's an old British saying, my duckies: "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." And you lot are as DOOMED AS DOOMED CAN BE!

Cyborg: [about Gizmo] Hey! What's he doing here? He's no hero I thought this was suppose to be a tournament of...
Gizmo: [interrupts] What's the matter, robo-whip? Afraid I'll kick your stinkin' can.
Cyborg: [goes eye-to-eye] Just try it!

Slade: For some time now, I have been searching for... an apprentice. Someone to follow in my footsteps. And Robin, I've chosen you. Congratulations.
Robin: No way would I ever work for-
[Slade shows Robin the kill switch]
Slade: If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin - and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?

[first lines]
Brother: [looking out over] Steel City. Bitter cold, stinging winds, and...
Brother: [sniffs twice] ... the pungent smell of decay. My kind of town!
Brother: [shivers, then to students] Don't you just *love* it? Ever since my schools were regrettably destroyed, I've been seeking a new home sweet home for my precious HIVE academy. And here we are, which, Mr. Steamroller, is where you come in.
[Mr. Steamroller grunts and strains against his chains]
Brother: After all, what good is a school without students?
[Brother Blood's eyes glow red. Mr. Steamroller's follow suit, and he ceases straining against his chains]
Brother: You're going to help me recruit a new class, starting with a former student of mine, the one who destroyed my academy! The one who got away.

Raven: I never knew I could feel this much hatred for a pastry!

Raven: After everything that happened, everything I did, how did you still manage to hope it could all work out?
Robin: Because of you. You don't realize it, Raven, but you're actually the most hopeful person I've ever met. From the day you were born, they said you were evil, that you were created to do unspeakable things. But you wished for more. You dared to hope that you could be a hero.
Raven: I thought it was all over. And now... suddenly...
Robin: You have your whole life ahead of you. You can decide your own destiny.
Raven: I guess, in the end, there really is no end, just new beginnings.

Atlas: No more. I am defeated. You are a better robot.
Cyborg: No. I'm a better person.

Cyborg: [as the tower is under attack] Somebody wanna explain how 200 armed robots got past my security?

Raven: [at a rave] This party is pointless.
Goth: Everything's pointless. Wanna talk about it?

Raven: I can't believe I'm saying this but... Beast Boy is right.

Starfire: I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.
Robin: Uh, Starfire? Not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.

Slade: Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second.

Aqualad: Fish tacos? What were you thinking? I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!
Speedy: You said get lunch and I got lunch. Chow down!

Cyborg: My wheel lock! My car alarm! My baby! SOMEBODY STOLE MY BABY!

Robin: Don't see an off switch, guess I'll have to make one.

Starfire: [trying to coax Silkie] Here, Silkie Silkie! Here, my sweet little mutant!
Killer: Um. Here, Larva M-319... Come to poppa.
Starfire: Oh, Siiilkie! Starfire has a big hug for you!
Killer: Hey, big fella. Did Killer Moth create you in a lab? Yes he did, yes he did!

Beast: [last of the series] Beast Boy to Robin... I'm on my way...

[Beast Boy and Cyborg have just entered the "happy" part of Raven's mind]
Beast: I think this is where air fresheners come from.

Beast: [Robin tosses Beast Boy the Brain] Dudes, check it out.
[they freeze the Brain]
Beast: Brain freeze.
[everyone groans]

[Control Freak uses his remote to bring candy to life and attack Cyborg]
Candies: Eat him! Who's delicious now, big man?
Cyborg: Ow! Bad candy! Bad candy! All right! That's it! If y'all are bitin' Cyborg, then Cyborg's bitin' back!
[eats some]
Cyborg: Oh, yeah! Never knew evil tasted so good!
[the candy runs away. Cyborg turns green and clutches his stomach]
Cyborg: Oh boy.
[Runs out]

Cyborg: How could you lose the remote?
Beast: What makes you so sure I lost it?
Cyborg: Uh, 'cause you're you.
Beast: Hey, just 'cause I lost that video game...
Cyborg: And the toothpaste, and the football, and the waffle iron...
Beast: Things disappear. How am I supposed to know where they go.
Cyborg: Well, how am I supposed watch TV without a remote?
Raven: [slamming her book shut, angry] Simple: you just get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: [he and Beast Boy exchange looks] Don't even joke like that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good, 'cause it wasn't funny!

Slade: I have much to teach you. But the first thing you need to learn is gratitude. I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your worthless, little FRIENDS! If the Titans are so distracting, maybe I should get rid of them.
Robin: Don't. I'll do whatever you say.
Slade: Good boy. and from now on, I'd like you to call me "Master".
[gets blasted]
Starfire: LEAVE... HIM... ALONE!
Slade: Robin, attack!
Robin: Get out of here! Go! You don't know what those beams did -...
Beast: Dude.
Raven: We know.
Cyborg: We just don't care.
Starfire: We are your friends, Robin. We're not leaving without you.

Raven: I don't exactly fit in.
Cyborg: He's green, half of me is metal, and she's from space. You fit in just fine.

[Starfire, Cyborg and Robin are sitting at a picnic table]
Starfire: This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
Cyborg: Uh, Starfire?
Robin: That's mustard.
Starfire: Is there more?
[Robin and Cyborg stare at her weirdly]

Robin: [the Brotherhood of Evil has captured every Teen Titan, so nobody answers Robin] Anyone!

Cyborg: Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food!
[starts scarfing away]
Starfire: Agreed, Cyborg. This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
[starts slurping more of her drink. Robin and Cyborg slowly stop eating and start looking at her, flabbergasted]
Robin: Um... Starfire?
Cyborg: That's mustard.
Starfire: Is there more?

[Cyborg rips a huge metall pillar off the wall and swings it at Slade. Slade burns through it]
Cyborg: Whoa!
Slade: Whoa? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that.

Starfire: But what if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I'm stuck looking like this forever?
Raven: We'll fix it! I don't know how but we will rescue the boys and we will get our bodies back... What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: Nothing!

Cyborg: I will *not* be having attitude from a boat!

Overload: Overload, overloaded...

Slade: Take my word for it, Robin, you shouldn't play with fire.

Raven: I need back up.
[pulls out her communicator]
Raven: Raven to anyone!
Beast: Raven.
Raven: Anyone *other* than Beast Boy!

Cyborg: I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum.
Beast: 'Kay, do you come with subtitles?
Cyborg: My eye should spot him even if he's invisible.

Slade: Trust is easy to destroy, but takes time to build.

Robin: Loser
Cyborg: Jerk.
Both: WHAT'D YOU SAY?
Robin: You got a problem, tin man?
Cyborg: Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!
Robin: Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!
Cyborg: You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!
Robin: I don't even know why you're on this team!
Cyborg: That makes two of us! I QUIT!

Cyborg: We're in Raven's room. We should not be in Raven's room.

Brother: Another spy? Tell me: was anyone at my school *actually there to learn*?

Robin: I thought you didn't like to play the hero.
Red: Doesn't mean I don't know how.

[Beast Boy deliberately knocks into Raven]
Raven: Sorry...
Beast: You'd better be! Why don't you look where you're going?
Raven: On second thought, I'm not sorry and you're a jerk.
Beast: [blocks her path] Y'know Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it! Concider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice Guy has left the building.
Raven: Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
Beast: No, THIS is!
[Changes into a gorilla]

Beast: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.

Beast: Terra?
Terra: Sorry, you've got the wrong girl.

Control: I am the master of monsters. I am your worst nightmares come to life. I am... Control Freak!
[Makes aplause sound with remote control and tvs]
Raven: A couch-potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
Control: You will be. You will be.

Robin: Okay, team. We have to find those guys before they do any more damage. Cyborg, search the west side. Raven, the east. I'll take downtown. Beast Boy, you and Star scan from the skies.
[Beast Boy glances at Starfire, who has her back to him, her eyes closed and arms crossed]
Beast: Um... maybe Cyborg should come with me instead?
Robin: But, Cyborg can't fly.
Beast: Oh. Yeah.
Cyborg: [Pinches Beast Boy's cheek] Have a nice flight, my little clorbag.

[to her evil father, Trigon]
Raven: [raising her voice] I was protected by the monks of Azarath, I was raised by my friends. *They* are my family. *This* is my home!
[shouts]
Raven: And you are not welcome here!

Beast: Dude, it is totally brunged... branged!
Raven: Ooooh, bad grammer, that outta scare him.

Starfire: Is this punishment? I did something wrong?
Beast: Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.
Starfire: On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things, you are a... A CLORBAG VARBLERNELK!
Beast: I'm a what-bag?
Cyborg: You heard the lady.
Raven: You are such a clorbag.

Cyborg: I don't even know where to begin!
Beast: I do! I'm not stopping until the Brain is *mine*!
Cyborg: Well, let's get it started!

Beast: You guys... missed me?
Cyborg: Sure! Who else is going to help me wax the T-Car?
Robin: And spar with me in the gym?
Starfire: And wolf down nauseating amounts of tofu while Raven and I watch?
Raven: Uh... how about we just go out for pizza?

Starfire: On my planet, this is hilarious.

Robin: All you care about is destruction!
Slade: And all you care about, you destroy.

Raven: So, does anyone actually *have* a plan?
Starfire: Yes, we kick the butt!
Cyborg: Just like old times.
Beast: Except better!
Robin: Let's finish this!

[the Titans are preparing to watch Fourth of July fireworks. Robin has explained to Starfire that the Fourth of July is America's birthday]
Starfire: Oh! Should we then bake the America a cake?
Beast: [starts a patriotic, yet misinformed speech] . No cake and no tea! See, It all started back in 1492 with this tea party in Boston. King George - or maybe it was King Norm - anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided: "Revolution!"
Raven: Where'd you learn history, a cereal box?
Beast: What's your point?

Starfire: But how do I...
[snap Beast Boy out of his trance]
Cyborg: Make him laugh!
Starfire: [to Beast Boy] How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark? Fimbar!
Beast: [no response]
Starfire: Umm... boo-gers?
Beast: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Boogers!

Slade: Too slow, Robin. You always were.
Robin: I knew you'd come back.
[shoots his grappling hook to the next tree and follows Slade to another tree]
Slade: [Robin is gasping for air] Already out of breath? Don't tell me you've gotten soft.
[Robin clinches his fists then Slade grabs his hand]
Slade: Save your energy; you're going to need it. I merely released Cinderblock to get your attention and now that I have it...
Robin: [pulls out his bo staff] What you are planning?
Slade: Seismic generators, Robin, three of them. Placed on fault lines all over the city and in three short hours it will break your city in two.
Robin: Not if I break you first!

Slade: How can you save a city, Robin, when you can't save yourself?

Billy: Hey, guys. What do you think of my new wheels?
Cyborg: My car!

Starfire: I am sorry to disappoint you, but I am stronger than I look.

Mother: I'm afraid there is no way out, sweetie. Mother will always be here to take care of you WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
[cackles evilly]

Cyborg: [lost inside Raven's mind] Hey, I know where we are! We're in that place that I didn't know where we were before.

Trigon: What you have concealed you shall become. You have no other choice. Your destiny will be fulfilled. The portal must be opened!

Raven: [seeing through Robin's eyes] Let me see him, through your eyes. See, Robin? There's no one here. There never was.
[Slade appears and hits Robin]
Raven: SLADE!

[Beast Boy and Cyborg have just entered the 'happy' part of Raven's mind]
Beast: I think this is where air fresheners come from.

Elastigirl: We're all very proud of you, Garfield.
[hugs Beast Boy]
Elastigirl: Take care.
[The Doom Patrol flies off]
Cyborg: [sarcastically] Garfield?
[Beast Boy chuckles]
Raven: Oh, I'm gonna get a *lot* of mileage out of this one.

[ater Elastigirl of the Doom Patrol calls Beast Boy by his first name]
Cyborg: ..."Garfield?"
[Beast Boy gives embarrassed chuckle]
Raven: [wicked grin] Oh, I'm gonna get a *lot* of mileage out of this one.

Robin: [Slade knocks Robin off the edge of a building. Just as he starts to fall, Slade catches him by the wrist] You... saved me?
Slade: I'm not through with you!

Robin: Who are you?
Red: If I wanted you to know that would I be wearing a mask?

[Beast Boy wants his own vehicle]
Beast: I give you: The B-ped!
Robin: Beast Boy, you don't need a moped. You can fly.
Beast: Yeah, but my arms get tired.

Robin: Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!
Slade: On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun.

Slade: You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you.
Robin: I already have a father.
[Pan up as bats fly through the ceiling and Theme from Batman: The Animated Series plays]

Kitten: [watching Robin and Fang fight] Ooooh! Isn't it romantic? They're fighting over me!
Starfire: They are not fighting over you!
[Kitten pounces on Starfire, but Starfire pins her to the banquet table and tries to take the controller from her. Kitten throws food in her face and flips her over so that Kitten's on top this time. Starfire burns through the food using her eye-beams and growls in anger. She grabs Kitten and slides her almost to the end of the table and lunges at her. Kitten grabs Starfire with her legs and flips her into the punch bowl and holds her down. Starfire wraps her own legs around Kitten and throws her into the cake. Starfire pulls her head out of the bowl and sees Kitten sprawled on the deck with cake splattered all over her]
Kitten: You... ruined... my... DRESS!

[Control Freak is in a Teen Titans chatroom]
Titans: Robin and Starfire forever!
Titans: Starfire should be with BB.
Titans: No way!

Slade: You fail to realize Trigon is all-seeing. His mind can be at any place at any time. For us to succeed, Trigon's attention must be occupied.
Cyborg: And how do you expect us to do that? We already tried fighting him, look where it got us.
Slade: It's the end of the world. Did you think it would be easy? I don't expect you to win. I don't even expect you to live. Only endure.

Beast: [old Beast Boy looks at Nightwing's hair] Dude. That is so unfair.

Beast: [after seeing Slade's fire powers] DUDE!
Cyborg: Yeah! Since when can Slade do that?
Robin: Not sure, but he won't be doing it for long. Titans GO!

Slade: Who knows... I could become like a father to you.
Robin: I already have a father.
[Bats fly off and Batman music plays]

Cyborg: [Cyborg and Beast Boy are playing racing car games] You wanna past me, but you can't pass me, you can't pass... YOU PASSED ME!

Robin: [wondering what Slade's motives were for helping Trigon take over the world] So, why did you do it? For money? Status? Those dark powers?
Slade: Not everything is so... cut-and-dry, Robin.
Robin: Selling out our world for your own personal gain seems pretty cut-and-dry to me.
Slade: With or without me, there was no stopping this.
Robin: But you played a part; And just like everything else you've ever done, it's made people suffer.
Slade: It's what I do best.

Monkey: I am the Guardian of the Trees.
Robin: [takes a breath] And if I want to get to the top of the mountain, I must first defeat you.
Monkey: How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I'm going to say next?
Robin: No.
Monkey: Me neither. It's been a while since anyone's gotten this far up the mountain.

Kitten: Hi, Robbiepoo!
Starfire: Robin... who is this girl, and why is she calling you "poo"?

Starfire: Please, eat.
[Pull back. The entire table is now loaded with bowls of bizarre food; a servant carries away a huge stack of dishes. We see two close: long shot of the table against a red background, with a total free-for-all taking place atop it. One after another, the four guest Titans are ejected from the all-you-can-eat fracas as the others gorge themselves]
Robin: [the gag ends; normal view-a dumbstruck SD Robin watches Starfire, now hunched over on the table and stuffing her face] I'm guessing you picked up your table manners on Earth?
Starfire: [with great force; he is blown back] Hurry or you will not get any!
Beast: [Robin covers his eyes as bits of food come flying at him. Extreme close-up of the eggplant-like sputflinks she referred to; the pile recedes rapidly to expose Beast Boy] Hel-lo? Vegetarian in the house!
[holds one up to Cyborg]
Beast: Does this look like a veggie to you?
[the big fellow shrugs with a noncommittal grunt and proceeds to chomp the thing right out of his green buddy's hand]
Beast: I'm not hungry.

Starfire: But... there will be music, and the iced cream, and the strange game involving pins and the behind of a donkey!
Cyborg: We got a piñata shaped like Beast Boy! You know you want to smack it!

Cyborg: [after an enlarged Silkie eats his right leg] Aw, man!
[his body turns red in fury]
Cyborg: GIVE ME MY FOOT SO I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT!

Master: I am invincible!
Robin: How can you be invicible if you don't have the champion of champions?

Cyborg: [coming out of hiding from within a mechanical cow] Moo-yah!

Kitten: Would it kill you to smile?
Robin: [pained, scary smile] Maybe.

Mumbo: [makes Raven disappear in his hat] Now you see her, now you don't! Ta-da! Nothing in my hat!
Cyborg: [very confused] Let met get this straight. We're inside Mumbo's hat and Raven's inside Mumbo's hat *INSIDE MUMBO'S HAT?*
[his head explodes]
Beast: [having a headache] DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!

[repeated line]
Raven: Azarath... Metrion... ZINTHOS.

Cyborg: [infected with a computer virus] Oooh, you know what would be great? Let's go get some WAFFLES! Raven, you like waffles, don't ya?
Raven: [deadpan] More than life itself.

Starfire: Raven, did you hear the strange noises too?
Raven: The strange noises of you talking outside my door? Hard to miss.

Starfire: I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all matter of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear this time Beast Boy's brain is truly gone.
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
[Beast Boy wakes, cracking up]
Beast: Ha. Ha. Ha. Good one... hey! That's not funny. I *totally* have a brain... I just don't use it very much.

Robin: What do you say we give him the sonic boom?
Cyborg: I got the sonic if you got the boom!

Overload: [after taking over the T-car] Only way to stop Overload is to destroy your precious car!
Cyborg: [Changes right arm into sonic blaster] It's not my car anymore.

Terra: My name is Terra and I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and commited crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One-by-one I have destroyed the Teen Titans. And with no one left to stop me I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra. I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets.

Beast: I'm sorry... he broke your heart.

Mad: Time for class, my duckies. Everyone back to your seats!

Beast: Did we blow up yet?
Raven: Yep. That's why you're still talking.

Beast: [about a mad-scientist's army of oversized maggots] You know, now that nobody's making 'em all mutate-y, these little guys might actually make good pets.
Raven: Don't even think about it.

Beast: Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!.
Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.

Brother: [attacking Cyborg] School is in session and here's lesson number one: NO ONE DEFIES BROTHER BLOOD!

Beast: You know, just because we're trying to catch Slade doesn't mean you have to act like him.
Robin: Don't you EVER compare me to him! He's trying to destroy the city, I'm trying to save it!

Speedy: May the best man win!
Robin: I intend to.

[Robin offers Starfire some cotton candy]
Starfire: The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white. And it did not taste very good.
Robin: This is different.
[both eat some]
Starfire: Mmm... It vanished!
Robin: Yeah. It'll do that.

Cyborg: It's a little late for "I'm sorry".
Slade: You mistake my generosity for regret, Cyborg. I only offer my assistance because it suits *me*.

Robin: You guys seen Raven?
Starfire: I hope she's not suffering the atrocities so abundant on this planet.
[Elsewhere, Raven groans and we hear cracking. She relaxes and it's revealed that the little creatures are giving her a massage]
Raven: A little to the left.
Tiny: Left! Shallah!

Robin: [calling out to her] Raven?
Raven: [from offscreen] Robin!
Starfire: The Mumbo has made you invisible?
Raven: [calling to them from a cage] Up here
Beast: [sees that she's been changed into a rabbit] Uh, why does that rabbit sound like Raven?
Raven: Because I am Raven!
Starfire: [giggles with glee] Oh, you look so cute!
[Raven growls angrily at her]

Starfire: [after titans say they would have never let Val Yor treat Starfire like a nothing if they knew] There is nothing you could have done.

Raven: [after the sky ride crashes] Is everyone okay?
[Teeth vomits. Raven groans]
Timmy: [excitedly] Do it again! Do it again!
Raven: No, again!

Fang: [to Robin, who's dancing with Kitten under duress] Keep your hands off my girl.
[attacks Robin]
Starfire: [blasts Fang] Keep your legs off my boy!

Raven: Arella!
[Arella starts to leave]
Raven: No, wait. I've come back. Mother, please help me.
Arella: You always had a home here, my child. But help we could not give.
Raven: The prophecy, it's happening. You have to tell me how to stop it.
Arella: Nothing could be done. The promise of your birth was absolute.
Raven: I don't believe you. There has to be a way. I don't want to do this. I don't want to help him. Mother, I'm... afraid.
Arella: You forever had the love of your people, Raven. Even knowing what you would become, and what that would bring. It was too late for Earth, just as it was too late for Azarath.

Robin: Trigon! Stand up and fight!
Trigon: [using the Titan Tower as his throne] Insignificant insects.

Jinx: [taunting Beast Boy] Here, kitty kitty. What's the matter, afraid of a little bad luck?

Beast: I got it!
Cyborg: It can't involve driving a tank or unleashing magician-eating sharks.
Beast: I don't got it.

Robin: I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant, oozing monsters, but that is the scariest thing I have *ever* seen!

Raven: Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Beast: Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on.
Raven: We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.

Speedy: This stinks! Nobody even knows who we are!
Aqualad: So what if the kid didn't know your name. Let it go, "Robin"!
[grins and elbows Speedy]
Speedy: [scowls at Aqualad]

Beast: I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.

Kid: [after Kyd Wykkyd appears] Ah! Someone should put a bell on you!

Slade: Your friends won't find the generators and they can't see me. They can't see the truth, Robin, even when it's right in front of them.
Robin: Then I'll have to take care of you myself. I've stopped you before!
Slade: Robin, if you've "stopped" me, then why am I still here?

Terra: You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?
Beast: Slade was right. You don't have any friends.

Gizmo: [to the Titans, who have asked him to fix Cyborg's computer virus] NO... STINKIN'... WAY. I'm not fixing that overgrown bucket of robo-scrunge, and there's nothing you grunt-slippers could ever do or say to make me - ...
[Raven pops up in front of him and takes off her hood to reveal a bunch of waving tentacles; Gizmo screams]
Gizmo: [with chattering teeth] I'll help.

[Raven wakes up from a nightmare in her goth-style room]
Raven: Maybe I should consider redecorating.

[they survey the wreckage Starfire left]
Cyborg: Well, whoever she was, the girl sure knows how to make an impression.
Beast: I think we left a pretty good impression. Crazy Space-Girl's gone, the city's saved, mission accomplished. Right, sir?
Robin: Seriously. Stop calling me that.
Beast: Roger.

Jinx: Does she have *anything* that's not blue?

Raven: [talking about Terra] She's evil. Always has been, always will be.
Beast: You don't know what you're talking about, ok Raven? She's made some serious mistakes, but she's not...
Cyborg: [cuts in] Hey man, the girl wrecked my car. Seems pretty evil to me.

Robin: I created Red X- every system, every weapon. Whoever's inside that suit, he's my responsibility.
Raven: Well if we're gonna catch him, we at least need to figure out what he's after.
Robin: I already know. Xenothium: the fuel that powers the suit.
[Starfire gasps in shock]
Starfire: No!
Cyborg: [walking off in a huff] Aw man! I never understand anything!
Raven: Xenothium?
[as Cyborg berates Robin, a game of tic tac toe is played over them]
Raven: You powered that suit with XENOTHIUM? Are you crazy, man? That stuff is dangerous! And unstable! Tell me you were not stupid enough to go messing with it!
Robin: Like I said, it was a mistake.

[about to watch a scary movie]
Robin: Can't be any scarier than that documentary on hot-dogs Starfire made us watch.
Starfire: It was fascinating! I had no idea Earth-people ate so many pigs... and insects!

Slade: I have to say Raven, when I found out the truth I was very impressed. All this time I had no idea of the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?

Madame: Life is full of disappointments. You are one of them.

Cyborg: My muscles are mechanical now, the limits are built in! No matter how hard I try, a hundred percent is all I got.
Robin: I didn't know.
Cyborg: Well, now you do!

Brother: You should have accepted my first offer, Cyborg. I would have made a man out of you. I still could, you know.
Cyborg: You can take your offer and blow it out your...
Brother: [cutting him off] INSOLENT CHILD! Where is it, Cyborg? I've combed through your blueprints, peeled back your armor, stripped off your machinery but STILL you defy me! Where in this vile contraption is *the part that allows you to resist?*
Cyborg: It's not in the circuitry, is it? It's not the machine that resists you; it's me, my spirit! That's the part you can't break!
[Cyborg reassembles himself, Brother Blood gasps in horror]
Cyborg: I don't need you to make me a man! I already am one!

[the Titans are feeling defeated in trying to rescue Robin from Mad Mod]
Beast: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.

Cyborg: Robin, when you said we had to stop a crook. I think you left out a minor detail. *You* were the one robbed.
Robin: It doesn't matter.

Monsieur: [after he's captured the kids] Say goodbye to your friends.
[drives off]
Raven: Nobody messes with my kids!
[flies after him]

Robin: [after Starfire hits them all on the head with a rolling pin to break Mother Mae-Eye's spell] Umm... why am I in a giant pie?
Beast: Why am I in a bunny suit?
Raven: [angry] Why am I in a dress?
Cyborg: WHO'S BEEN REDECORATING MY TOWER?

Guy: Hey, Hot Alien Babe, you digging the scene?
Starfire: Oh I didn't know we were suppose to bring shovels...

Robin: [to Starfire] You're getting married?
Starfire: Indeed, and I cannot wait to Tamaran. I have been having a bit of the sick-home feeling lately, and am eager to introduce my home planet to you, my friends.
Robin: You're getting married?
Raven: Yeah, anyone we know?
Starfire: I have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.
Robin: You're getting MARRIED? And to SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET?

[first lines]
Robin: [over video link] And you're sure there's nothing I can say to change your mind?
Cyborg: No, man. I'm stayin' in Steel City as leader of the Titans East. That's it. End of discussion.
Robin: Well, could you at least tell me why? I mean, I'm losing a member of my team here, and it's not like I can read your thoughts.
Cyborg: They need me, and this is my big chance. I'm ready to show people what I can do. I'm ready to grow up, to be a man.
Robin: And what about Brother Blood?
Cyborg: What about him?
Robin: I know how badly you want to catch him, and I know a thing or two about being obsessed with your target. Look, I just worry about what you're getting yourself into.
Cyborg: You think I can't handle it.
Robin: I didn't say that.
Cyborg: You didn't have to. Man, this is supposed to be a good thing! My own tower! My own team! Why can't you just be happy for me!
Robin: Because you're already on a team. My team! And you can't just quit!
Cyborg: I can, and I did! Which means I don't have to put up with you tellin' what to do anymore!
Robin: So, now this is my fault?
Cyborg: It's not *about* you!
Robin: No. It's all about you because that's all you care about! You talk about being a man, but if you can turn your back on us after *everything* we've been through, you're nothing but a spoiled child!
Cyborg: [firmly] I'm staying. I don't care what you say, I don't care what you do, and right now, I don't care if I ever see you again.
[Cyborg end the communication by switching off the screen and walking away]
Cyborg: [Aqualad observes from an adjacent hallway. He is with Mas y Menos, Bumblebee, and Speedy, their eyes glowing red]
Aqualad: [speaking into a communicator] He's broken contact with the Titans, Headmaster. We will proceed on your command.
Brother: [over communicator] Wonderful, my students. Brother Blood is very happy.
[pan down to a lower level of the tower where various monitors playback surveillance footage as Brother Blood lounges in what appears to be a dentistry chair]
Brother: Continue the charade. Cyborg mustn't suspect that I've recruited you until I'm finally ready to recruit *him*, and I should be ready in a matter of hours.
Brother: [he opens his eyes, also glowing red] Isn't that right, Professor Chang?
[Professor Chang's goggles also glow red. He pulls out a two-pronged knife. Close on Brother Blood's left eye as his eyebrow tightens and the eye flares red]

Terra: My name is Terra. I have done horrible things, and I have absolutely no regrets.

Raven: I don't do fear.

Raven: Um... I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate or something?
[Beast-Boy and Cyborg stare]
Beast: Yeah!
Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...
Beast: Free form...
Beast: Breakfast explosion!
Raven: Sorry I asked.

Aqualad: And while he's helping you, I'll track down Trident.
Beast: You mean *I'll* track down Trident.
Aqualad: That's okay I can handle it.
Beast: Thanks, but I think I...
Aqualad: Seriously, I'll take care of it.
Beast: Would you just get out of my...
Aqualad,15512: [shouting] Let me go!
[start fighting over each other]
Robin: Guys, why don't you both track him down, together?
Aqualad: I usually work alone.
Beast: Yeah, me too.
Aqualad: You do not! You're part of a team!
Beast: And you hang out with Tram the fish boy, what's your point?

Beast: The way I see it, there are only two logical explanations. One:
[Holds up comic book with a robot dressed as Robin on cover]
Beast: he's been replaced with an evil robot duplicate. Two:
[Flips to frame with a zombie Robin]
Beast: he's another innocent victim of zombie mind control.

Cyborg: I don't get it. The dude fell into a pit of lava. Who lives through something like that?
Raven: Apparently, Slade.

Raven: [Just after Beast Boy's whale form spits the titans out of his mouth] Two words: Breath mints.

[Robin just lost a fight]
Beast: Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.
Raven: Happens to some of us more than others.

Kitten: Let's dance!
Robin: Tried it once. Didn't like it.
Kitten: Okay... I could tell daddy to destroy the city, or we can dance. Unless you want to get straight to the kiiiiiiiissing...
Robin: ...wanna dance?

[first lines]
Narrator: Long ago, on a small, blue planet called Earth, there was a young alien girl who lived in a "T". She had many friends. She was very powerful and very brave. And although she never thought much of it, she was also very beautiful. Her life seemed entirely perfect until one day...
[a bump appears on Starfire's forehead]
Starfire: [gasps] AHH!

Nightwing: I heard you're looking for help.
Starfire: There is nothing you can do. There is nothing *anyone* can do. The past cannot be repaired. The future cannot be altered. No matter how wrong it seems.
Nightwing: So - it's impossible? Good!
[walks to a station]
Nightwing: If memory serves, we've done the impossible before. I held onto this just in case.
[presses a button and reveals a Titan's Communicator]

Starfire: Robin... you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead - do what you must.

Raven: Thank you... friends.
Beast: So we really are friends?
Raven: [nodding with a smile] Mm-hmm.
Beast: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: [smile fades] Don't push it.

Cyborg: Yo, Speedy! Get your butt over here.
[Aqualad and Mas Y Menos join Bumblebee and Cyborg at the table]
Cyborg: After the way I've been workin' y'all in combat practice, I figured my team could use a good meal, so, say hello to homemade spaghetti with Chef Cyborg's Triple-Meat Sauce!
[POV inside 3-foot-tall pot, it opens. Spaghetti and sauce frame the circular view as Aqualad, Mas Y Menos, and Bumblebee look inside. Aqualad inhales deeply]
Aqualad: Woah, Cyborg, that smells incredible!
Mas: [chicken] ¡Carne con...
Mas: [pig] carne con...
Mas: [cow] carne!
Menos: ¡No puedo creerlo!
Mas: [collapsing] Ahhhhh...
Bumblebee: Mmm, mmm! What did we do to deserve this?
Cyborg: Just my way of sayin', "Thanks for makin' me boss."

Beast: See? SHE thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, someone has to.

Raven: [to Robin, about Starfire] So, you're gonna go after the alien?
Robin: I have to find out if she's a threat.
Cyborg: [to himself] More like find out if she'll give him another kiss.

Raven: That mirror is for meditation. It's portal into my *mind*! Not a *TOY*!

Kid: [Gizmo is doing a bit of welding in his workshop with goggles pulled down over his eyes, and pull back as the fleet-footed teen zips up alongside] Ooooh! Whatcha making?
Gizmo: Oh, you'll find out.
Kid: [He suddenly realizes who he's talking to and lets out a shocked scream; Kid Flash merely keeps his cool and reaches for a wrench] Just need to borrow one of these.
[And away he goes with the tool, not even bothering to ask if Gizmo minds loaning it out. Cut to just behind the little twerp, whose jaw drops lower and lower as Kid Flash does some high-speed tweaking on the apparatus that stands nearby. One device after another collapses into a jumble of parts; the breakdown only stops when Gizmo pulls out a small stun gun and fires. A charge of electricity shoots out and catches Kid Flash in the back, forcing a yell of pain, and Gizmo grins and whips out his communicator]
Gizmo: He's in the workshop! He's in the-
[During this line, he zooms by the workbench, sweeps up all the loose parts, builds a makeshift cage around Gizmo, the reason for the sudden cutoff, and gets away. The door closes behind him as the little engineer groans]
Gizmo: Nevermind.

Starfire: [about Slade's invading army of robots] They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?
Robin: Fight anyway.

Kid: [smiles because he has just has his cat rescued from a tree by Speedy] Thank you Robin! I like your other costume better!
Speedy: I'm not Robin. I'm Speedy.
Kid: [smiles blankly at Speedy]

Beast: [about Fang, to a worried Robin] Dude, we can handle it. The guy's got a spider for a head. Not like he's going to be hard to find.

Robin: [yawn] Cyborg? It's late. And I don't think we're supposed to be out of our...
Cyborg: Can't sleep. I tried calling home to make sure Beast Boy's okay... but I can't get a signal through.
Robin: We're in an alternate dimension... kinda outside your calling plan. I'm sure he's fine. The Master said all the losers were sent home... safe and sound.
Cyborg: Yeah, I know. But I've just got a bad feeling... there's something weird about this game.
Robin: I guess it couldn't hurt to have a look around... HOOOLD ON- I know what you're doing!
Cyborg: [question mark] What am I doing?
Robin: You're trying to trick me again, like you did in the card game.
Cyborg: I am?
Robin: Sure.
[inside Robin's "Sherlock Holmes" thougt bubble]
Robin: We'll go..."investigate" and be up ALL night and find nothing. Then you'll recharge your batteries in fifteen minutes while I get no sleep!
Cyborg: Say WHAT?
Robin: When round two starts, I'll be fighting fatigued, and you'll be that much closer to winning the prize.
Cyborg: No man, for REAL! I'm just worried about BB, c'mon... winning ISN'T...
Robin: [closing the door] Riiiiight.
[shuts door]
Cyborg: [muttering under his breath] Crazy, paranoid, hyper-competitive, spiky-haired little-...

Raven: That would have been more profound without the hat.

[the Titans are deciding on pizza toppings]
Cyborg: Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience?
Beast: Dude, I've BEEN most of those animals.

[last lines]
Robin: Where have you guys been?
Cyborg: Just getting to know each other.
[Raven smiles and blushes]
Starfire: Come, friends. We shall prepare a new breakfast feast.
Beast: It's a little late for breakfast, Star. Maybe just some herbal tea.
Raven: Actually, breakfast sounds... nice.
Beast: Breakfast for dinner? Coming up!
[he runs off]
Cyborg: [runs after him] Oh, no! I'm cooking this time! We're having real eggs!

Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!
Raven: [Appears behind Dr. Light, form reminicent of Nevermore] Remember me?
Dr. Light: [looking mortified] I'd like to go to jail now, please.

Control: [on screen] You guys were so cool.
[teleports in front of the Titans East]
Control: I mean, I didn't think you could pull it off, but you did!
Speedy: I can't believe the bad guy just zapped himself right in front us.

Dr. Light: Bit of advice; find shorter magic words.

Cyborg: All right, y'all, four eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe! Who wants French toast?
Starfire: Oh, me, please. I shall consume them with gravy and the butter of peanuts.

[driving alone in his car]
Cyborg: [singing off-key acapella to the Teen Titans theme] When there's trouble, you know what to do / Call Cyborg / He can shoot a rocket from his shoe / 'Cause he's Cyborg / To the tune of something like that, oh yeah / Na-na na, na, think like a cat, that's right...

Control: Who are these guys? So, my chatroom chums, tell me, what do you know about the Titans East? Do you think they're *real* Titans?
Guy: There's a Titans East?
Guy: IMHO Robin's the only *real* Titan.
Girl: These guys are just posers.

Cyborg: There are no generators. There is no Slade!
Robin: I know what I saw! I have to stop him. I'm the only one who can, and I'll take down anyone who gets in my way!

Mumbo: Now, Robin, I'm sure there's a peaceful solution here...
[Takes two bombs]
Mumbo: But this isn't it!

Beast: Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank... it's a BRILLIANT one!

Raven: The gem was born of evil's fire. / The gem shall be his portal. / He comes to claim. He comes to sire. / The end of all things mortal.

Robin: [to Starfire] I'm sorry Val Yor treated you like that. If I'd known I never would've let it happen.
Cyborg: None of us would.
Starfire: There is nothing you could have done. There will always be people who say mean words because you are different. Sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people you do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter.

Raven: You're a sad little man, aren't you?

The: You cannot hope to defeat pure evil.
Slade: Actually, I'm not such a nice guy myself.

Robin: I thought we might want to keep in touch. So Cyborg and I designed these.
[presents communicators to everyone]
Cyborg: Made them out of my own circuits.
Robin: When there's trouble, you know who to call.

Cyborg: That's it, y'all. The Teen Titans are officially probe-free.
Beast: [doing the robot] Go Beast Boy, you're probeless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy... get funkkky!
[moonwalks]
Beast: Uh uh that's right.

Beast: [as Trigon is walking toward them] Um, he's coming over here. I really don't like that he's coming over here!

Beast: Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known.
[the Titans carry a plaque and flowers to the stone statue that was once Terra]
Raven: We'll be searching for a way to reverse the effect.
Robin: We'll bring her back.
Cyborg: Someday.
[Starfire lays the flowers at the statue's feet]
Starfire: I shall miss you, friend.
[Beast: A Teen Titan. A True Friend."]
Beast: I'll never forget you, Terra.

Customer: Can I please have some nuggets?
Beast: [incensed] For the last time, WE DON'T HAVE NUGGETS!
[to Bob]
Beast: Uh, Bob, any chance you want to help me out here?
Bob: That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back.

[repeated line]
Robin: Titans *go*!

Slade: You have had doubts in the past. Made mistakes. But all that is behind you now, isn't it?
Terra: Yes.
Slade: You belong to me now, don't you?
Terra: Yes.
Slade: Will you obey my every command?
Terra: I will.
Slade: Will you fight by my side forever?
Terra: I will.
Slade: And will you destroy the Teen Titans?
Terra: I thought you'd never ask.

Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Beast: Dude, I didn't think Raven could DO happy.

Jinx: Congratulations. You're now one of us.
Gizmo: But that doesn't mean we have to like you!

Raven: [regarding Malchior] I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn't... creepy. And don't try to tell me I'm not.
Beast: Okay. Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you're alone, Raven, but you're not.
[Raven opens her door and embraces Beast Boy in a warm hug]
Beast: Uh...
[he's suddenly hit by Cyborg's Stank Ball]
Cyborg: Whoo-hoo! Stank Ball!
[Raven picks up the Stank Ball. She infuses it with her powers at the same time giving off a wicked smirk]
Cyborg: Now hold on, Raven, don't - oof!
[her soft laughter and his disgusted groan overlap as the screen fades to black]

Cyborg: [after using his Sonic Blaster for the first time] All right, I'm only going to say this once: Booyah.

Starfire: I am happy to see her. But Blackfire rules the videogames and she is able to share very depressing poems AND she knows the cool moves and she always knows when people are NOT talking about shovels.
Robin: ...

Starfire: Friends! Awaken! Alarm!
Starfire: [in one breath] The Mother Mae-Eye is not truly our mother, but an evil witch who has tricked us all and invaded our home and forbidden our missions and stolen our boogers and keeps us all under her spell with frequent and plentiful helpings of enchanted pie!
[stops and gasps for breath]
Raven: So... what now?
Cyborg: I think she's saying she wants more pie.

Robin: Nightwing, huh?

Robin: Why are you doing this? You're only helping him
[points ahead to Ding Dong Daddy]
Red: You got it all wrong, kid. I'm only interested in helping myself. That case is up for grabs, and I'm gonna grab it.
Robin: It means nothing to you. It's only valuable to me.
Red: I wouldn't be so sure.

Beast: Come on, Star. You can't stay mad forever. What? Do I have to do the face?
[smiling]
Beast: You know you can't resist the face.
[He turns into a small kitten with wide eyes and meows]
Starfire: Hmph!
[Walks on]
Beast: [Beast Boy turns back into his normal form] She resisted the face!

Beast: Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous!
Raven: He just put on three-hundred-thousand pounds; I'm *so* jealous.

Robin: My friends are right! You aren't real!
Slade: [enraged] I'm real enough to finish you!
[he charges at Robin, only for him to turn on the lights and he vanishes]
Robin: Lights out, Slade.

Cyborg: Monkeys or not, it's about time someone went Bronze Age on your butt!

Robin: Lemme go, you giant zit!

Beast: Hmmm, maybe you should call me Beast MAN from now on!
Raven: We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.

Cyborg: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.

Red: [sitting behind Robin on Robin's bike] Saving me was a mistake.
Robin: [remains silent]
Red: [eyes the numerous villains in pursuit] The briefcase really means that much to you?
Robin: You have no idea.
Red: [resolutely] Then go get it.
[proceeds to attack the villains]

Raven: Don't make me send you to another dimension.

Robin: You've got a problem, Tin Man?
Cyborg: YEAH, it's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!

Beast: You think your alone, Raven, but you're not.

Mumbo: Must you overanalyze everything? Why can't you just sit back and enjoy the show?
Raven: Because it isn't real. Your act, this hat, it's all smoke and mirrors. You've probably just hypnotized me into thinking I'm a rabbit and when I get home, my nose will twitch every time a bell rings.
Mumbo: Hmm. That would be an interesting trick, but no!
Raven: As soon as I figure out how you're creating this illusion, your powers will be gone.
Mumbo: Knowing how the tricks work doesn't make them any less real. If you look like a rabbit and hop like a rabbit, then guess what, kid? You're really a rabbit!
[pulls off a whisker]
Raven: Ow!
Mumbo: For real!

Starfire: [to Robin, who is on a self-deprecating rant] No more Robin yelling at Robin!

Starfire: Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
Beast: Thanks Robin! Got room for another one, Robin?
Cyborg: Don't mind if I do, Robin.
Raven: You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel... cool.
Robin: Huh pizza! Sweet!
[takes a bite of a pizza]
Robin: You know, Robins, the mask makes me feel cool, too.

Control: [first lines; in a parody of The Outer Limits] Nothing is wrong with your television. Do not attempt to change the channel. Your regularly scheduled program will not be seen because I am controlling the transmission. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. And those buttons on your remote that don't seem to do anything? I know what they're for! From this moment on, your television belongs to me-Control Freak!
[cackles madly]
Beast: [watching the television] Uh, guys?

Monsieur: This is the last time I work with children.