The Best Andy Quotes

Andy: Watch this.
[Data's father takes a camera out of his jacket and proceeds to take a picture but the film falls out. Andy starts laughing]
Andy: He's just like his father.
Data: [in Chinese] That's okay daddy. You can't hug a photograph.
Mr. Wang: [in Chinese] You are my greatest invention.

Andy: [hysterically] I should've let him look at my body! Don't I have a beautiful body? Don't I have a beautiful body?
Brandon: You've got a great body.
Andy: How many more years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look... like him?
[the Goonies stumble upon Chester Copperpot's skeleton]
Andy: [screams] AAAAAHHHH!

Andy: Brand... What happened to your braces?
Brandon: Braces? I don't wear braces, Mikey wears bra... Mikey! That little...
Andy: Shhh!
[Andy kisses Brand again]

Andy: [Watching Brand] Brand is being so sweet to me.
Stef: Oh come on, come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!

Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"

Stef: OK, you kissed. Now tell.
Andy: There's something weird.
Stef: What? What is it?
Andy: Does Brand wear braces?
[Stef bursts into laughter]
Andy: Why are you laughing? Stef, it was beautiful.
Stef: Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience.

Richard: Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!
Mikey,101711: [together] Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Andy: DATA!
Francis: [Jake tries to push Francis over the log] DON'T PUSH JAKE!
Jake: I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up!
[Francis slips and falls on his crotch]
Mama: Francis sweetheart are you okay?
Francis: [High pitched voice] NOOOOOOO!

Stef: [to her parents] I lost my glasses.
Andy: [to her parents] Can I take piano lessons?