The Best Mrs. Walsh Quotes

Irene: Boys, I am taking Rosalita to the supermarket. Now listen, I am going to be back in about an hour. Mikey, I want you kept inside. Brandon, if he's coming down with asthma, I don't want him out in the rain.
Brandon: He should be put in a plastic bubble.
Irene: I'm serious Brandon! That's not funny. He takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi...
Brandon: Shit, Ma!
Irene: I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in. And you, Data.
Data: Data,
Irene: Data,use the back door from now on okay?

Irene: Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open.
Mouth: [in Spanish] Translation - never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's *sexual torture devices*.

Irene: Brandon Walsh! If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna!
Brandon: That's Hari Kari, Ma!

[Mouth is "translating" Mrs. Walsh's instructions for Rosalita]
Irene: Pants and shirts go in the second. Just... just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh.
Mouth: [in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.

Irene: [to Rosalita] This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
Mouth: ["translating" to Rosalita] If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.
Irene: [to Rosalita] Okay Rosie? Okay? You're gonna be very happy here.
[to Mouth]
Irene: Come on Clark, we've got much more to do. You are so fluent in Spanish.