Top 50 Quotes From Ant-Man and the Wasp

Scott: Hey, Hank. It's been a while. Um, I don't even know if this is your number anymore. And I'm... I'm probably the last person you wanna hear from, but... I just had a really weird dream. And I know that doesn't sound like an emergency or anything, but it just felt very real. I was back in the quantum realm, and I think I saw your wife. And then I was your wife. I mean, not, you know, in a weird way or anything. You know, hearing this out loud, I'm thinking, uh, it's not an emergency. I'm sorry to bother you. I'm sorry for a lot of things.

Scott: Hold on, you gave her wings?
Dr. Hank Pym: And blasters.
Scott: Wings and blasters. So I take it you didn't have that tech available for me.
Dr. Hank Pym: No, I did.

Jimmy: Not to be a Johnny ask-a-lot, but you haven't had any contact with Hank Pym or Hope van Dyne, have you?
Scott: No.
Jimmy: You sure? Because it's only a matter of time before we get 'em. It was their tech, so they violated the Accords, too. And associating with them breaks your deal. And, uh, I don't need to remind you that any violation of your agreement means 20 years in prison. Minimum.
Scott: I haven't talked to Hank or Hope in forever.
Cassie: They hate his guts.
Scott: [sarcastic] Thanks, peanut.
Jimmy: How'd you do it, Scott?
Scott: Do what?
Jimmy: The card trick.
Scott: Seriously?

Dr. Hank Pym: Just tell me you weren't lying about the suit you took. Tell me you really destroyed it.
Scott: I did. I destroyed it. I swear.
Dr. Hank Pym: I can't believe you destroyed my suit! That was my life's work.

Dr. Hank Pym: I'm tracking your signal using subatomic frequencies between .2 and .9.
Scott: I'd narrow it to four and six.
Dr. Hank Pym: That's too tight. We could miss you.
Scott: Look at us squabbling again.
Dr. Hank Pym: Fine. All right, between three and seven.
Scott: Our first fight in decades, and it's over just like that.
[the system locks on]
Scott: Bullseye.
Hope: Source lock.
Dr. Hank Pym: It's you.
Hope: [laughing in triumph] We got it!
Scott: You have to meet me at these exact coordinates. In the wasteland, beyond the quantum void. It's very dangerous, especially on the human mind, so be careful. Time and space work very differently down here. You have two hours. After that, the probability fields will shift, and it'll be another century before they align like this again.
Hope: We'll find you.
Scott: I know you will, Jelly Bean.
[suddenly "waking up"]
Scott: Nope. Nothing. I got nothing. No sign of Janet. Perfect.
[looking around]
Scott: How did we get up here?
[realizing they're holding hands, he looks suspiciously at Hank]

Luis: I mean, we gotta land this bird.
Scott: He ain't goin' anywhere. And the expression is "land this fish."
Luis: No, it's "land the bird." Just like you land the plane. You gotta land the plane to be in business.
Scott: I know it's silly to get hung up on these kinds of things, but I do.
Luis: How am I gonna land a fish? It can't walk. And if it swam up on shore, and it battled a hawk, who's gonna win?
Scott: You've really turned me around on this thing.

Luis: You know what? You're right. This isn't truth serum. 'Cause I don't feel anything. That was a lie. I did feel something. This is truth serum!

Hope: So, Cassie... what do you want to be when you grow up?
Cassie: I wanna help people. Like my dad.
Hope: Really?
Cassie: I wanted to be his partner. Be he said he wants you.
Hope: Is that so?

Scott: [shrunk down to a child's size; runs into Pym's car after going undercover in a school]
Dr. Hank Pym: Hiya, champ, how was school today?
Scott: Aw, ha ha ha! Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?
Hope: So cranky.
Dr. Hank Pym: You want a juice box and some string cheese?
Scott: Do you really have that?

Maggie: What does the FBI even stand for? Forever Bothering Individuals?

Hope: What took you so long?
Scott: Sorry, I had to come up with a name for my ant. I'm thinking Ulysses S. Gr-Ant.

Cassie: Don't just stand there! Let's bounce before the po-po come back!
Scott: Po-po? How do you even know that?

Cassie: Why can't you just leave my daddy alone?
Jimmy: Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph Three of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government... he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or any related statutes. Ok, sweetie?
Scott: Wow, you're really great with kids.
Jimmy: Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.

Dr. Bill Foster: I was partners with Hank on a project called Goliath.
Dr. Hank Pym: Excuse me? You were my partner?
Dr. Bill Foster: The only thing more tiring than going big was putting up with Hank's bullshit.
Scott: Right... I don't know. How big did you get?
Dr. Bill Foster: My record? 21 feet.
Scott: Not bad.
Dr. Bill Foster: You?
Scott: I don't...
Dr. Bill Foster: No, really. I'm curious.
Scott: 65 feet. Yeah.
Dr. Bill Foster: Whoa! Huge.
Scott: 65.
Hope: If you two are finished comparing sizes... we need to figure a way to track down the lab.

Scott: So, uh, how do we find the lab?
Dr. Hank Pym: After we lost it the first time... I put on a new tracker... of sorts.
Scott: [a swarm of ants in the sky forms a giant directional arrow] That'll work.

Dr. Hank Pym: Relax. No one's gonna recognize us.
Scott: What, because of hats and sunglasses? It's not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.

Hope: [hearing Scott describe his dream] What color was it?
Scott: Red.
Hope: Where there horses on it?
Scott: Oh, boy.
Hope: It's where I hid every time that we played.
Scott: It doesn't sound like you really got the gist of the game.
Hope: [hugging Hank] She's alive.

[last lines]
Scott: Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Hank, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, not screw around.
[cut to Dr. Hank Pym, Hope van Dyne and Janet has all been disintegrated]
Scott: Hank? Hope? Janet? Guys... Guys? Be seriously, don't joke around! Bring me up, let's go! GUYS!

Scott: Come on, Woo. I've got three days left. Why would I try to escape?
Jimmy: Sorry, Scott, but rules are rules. You trip the perimeter alarm, we search the place. Keel to stern, soup to nuts.
Scott: [an agent accidentally drops something and it breaks] Thank you. It was an accident. My foot went through the fence.
Cassie: Our flying ant crashed.
Scott: [seeing Woo's look] Hey, you try and entertain a ten-year-old when you can't leave the house. You know the lengths that I've gone to?
[conjuring a playing card]
Scott: Close-up magic.
[conjuring the card from behind Cassie's ear]
Scott: I learned that.

Scott: [sees Sonny Burch on a ferry that sails away] How did he even have time to buy a ticket?
[tries to shrink down to his miniature size by pressing a button]
Scott: Won't you just, one time, please, work!
[successfully shrinks down to his miniature size]
Scott: Yes! Oh, alright, I need help. Yes!
[calls in a flying ant, though it is eaten by a bird]
Scott: Oh... sorry.
Scott: [calls in another flying ant, but it is again eaten by a bird] Hey! Come on, man! Not cool!
[the same thing happens with multiple other flying ants]
Scott: Murderers!
[one flying ant catches him and starts to fly him to the ferry]
Scott: Yes! I'm gonna call you ANT-onio Banderas!
[another bird eats ANT-onio]
Scott: No, no!
[lunges off the flying ant and starts falling]
Scott: ANT-onio!

Cassie: Trying to help people isn't dumb.
Scott: Well... I screw it up just about every time.
Cassie: So maybe you just need someone watching your back. Like a partner.
Scott: Well, she's made it clear that's about the last thing she wants.
Cassie: Who?
Scott: Hope.
[seeing her look]
Scott: Wait, who did you think?
Cassie: Me.
Scott: You?
Cassie: Don't laugh. I'd be a great partner.
Scott: Aw, peanut. Aw. You would be awesome. And if I let you, I would be a terrible dad.

Sonny: Where... is Scott Lang?
Luis: Well, see, that's complicated. 'Cause when I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place. And I'm not talking about cell block D. His wife had just filed for divorce. And I was like, "Damn, homie, she dumped you while you were in lock-up?" And he's like, "Yeah, I know. I thought I was gonna be with her forever, but now, I'm all alone!" And I was like, "Damn, homie, you gotta chin up. 'Cause you'll find a new partner. But you know what? I'm Luis." And he says, "You know what? I'm Scotty. And we're gonna be best friends."

Cassie: [to Scott] You can do it. You can do anything. You're the world's greatest grandma.

Dr. Hank Pym: Are you going to keep staring at each other until they start shooting at us?

Scott: You have to take me home. They could show up any second!
Hope: Relax. As far as your nanny cops know, you're still at home.
[he sees he's free of his ankle monitor]
Luis: [at Scott's house, he startled to see a giant ant on the couch] Whoa! Scotty?
Hope: He's programmed to replicate your daily routine. Nine hours in bed. Five hours in front of the TV. Two hours in the bathroom, whatever that's about.
Scott: That's totally inaccurate. And how do you know about my daily routine? Are you spying on me?
Hope: We keep tabs on all security threats, all right? And so far, the biggest one we've had is you.

Cassie: There! It's the microtreasure!
Scott: My trophy?
Cassie: It looks like treasure.
Scott: Oh, it is to me.
Cassie: I wanna take it to show and tell.
Scott: Oh, you can't do that. Can't. It never leaves the house. It's too important. This is the best birthday present you ever got me. I'm so touched you think I'm the 'World's Greatest Grandma.'"
Cassie: It was the only one they had.
Scott: Makes me wanna knit you a sweater.

Sonny: I've committed numerous health code violations at my restaurant. Some of them will shock you.

Scott: Now, we're sure this is our shrunken building and not someone else's, right?

Hope: Oh, my God. You *didn't* destroy the suit?
Dr. Hank Pym: WHAT?
Scott: Well, it was your life's work, Hank. I couldn't destroy that. Before I turned myself in, I shrunk it down and mailed it to Luis.
Dr. Hank Pym: You sent my suit through the MAIL?
Scott: Hey, the postal service is very reliable, you know? They do tracking numbers now. Like UPS.

Hope: We think she might have put some kind of a message in your head. Hopefully, a location. And opening the tunnel triggered it.
Scott: Your mom put a message in my head? Come on. That's insane.
Dr. Hank Pym: No, Scott. Insane is going to Germany without telling us and fighting the Avengers.

Luis: Tell me you got the van washed for tomorrow morning.
Dave: Down to the undercarriage, baby.
Luis: You sprung for the undercarriage wash?
Dave: Well, you said get the works.
Luis: That's a scam, Bro. We live in California, not Minnesota!
Sonny: He's right. The undercarriage wash. That's for cleaning off road salt. Laid out in all those snow-laden sister states.
Luis: Who are you and why do you know so much about car wash protocol?

Maggie: Cassie, let the man get by.
Cassie: But Daddy's super sick!
Jimmy: I'll see about that.
Cassie: He says he doesn't want anyone else to get sick.
Jimmy: Well, I'll take my chances, sweetie.
Cassie: He barfed. Like, a lot.
Jimmy: Young lady, I'm a federal agent. I've seen worse things than vomit. Like, 'a lot' a lot?

Dr. Hank Pym: Last night we powered up the tunnel for the first time. It overloaded, and it shut down. But for a split second, the doorway to the Quantum Realm was opened.
Scott: And?
Hope: And five minutes later, you called. Talking about Mom.
Dr. Hank Pym: We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.
Scott: Hank, I would never do that. I respect you too much.
Dr. Hank Pym: *Quantum* entanglement, Scott.

Cassie: [Luis appears] Oh no! The fuzz!

Sonny: Okay, hold on, hold on. I like a good story as much as the next person, but what in the hell does this have to do with where Scott Lang is?
Luis: I'm getting there. I'm getting there.
Dave: You put a dime in him, and you gotta let the whole song play out.
Kurt: He like human jukebox.
Luis: Oh, my abuelita had a jukebox in the restaurant! Yeah, only played Morrissey. And if anybody ever complained, she'd be like "Oh, ¿no te gusta Moz". You know, Chicanos we call him "Moz". "Then, ¡adiós!". What can I say? You know, we relate to this melancholy ballads. You know?

Jimmy: But, Doctor, campus police says they IDed both Pym and Van Dyne.
Dr. Bill Foster: I don't know what to tell you, Agent. I haven't talked to Hank in 30 years. I can assure you I'm the last person he would want to visit.
Agent: Oh, come on, you expect us, to...
Jimmy: Hey, hey. Why is that?
Dr. Bill Foster: Simple. We hate each other's guts.

Maggie: [seeing the FBI searching Scott's house] Oh, my god! You people can't just show up here whenever you want and search the place
Paxton: Actually, they can.
Maggie: You need a warrant.
Paxton: Actually, they don't.
Maggie: Really? Wow.

Jimmy: You got away with it this time, Scott, but I'll be seeing you again.
Scott: Where?
Jimmy: Huh?
Scott: Where will you be seeing me again?
Jimmy: Like, in general I'll see, like, the next time you... do something bad I'll be there...
Scott: Oh.
Jimmy: ...to catch you.
Scott: You'll be watching and...
Jimmy: Yeah.
Scott: I thought you were inviting me somewhere.
Jimmy: Why would I do that?
Scott: That's what I was wondering. Why would you do that? I...
Jimmy: Like a party? Or dinner or something?
Scott: I don't know, I thought you were...
Jimmy: No, I meant...
Scott: ...planning the evening.
Jimmy: No, I meant to, like, arrest you.
Scott: No, that'd be a little strange.
Jimmy: Like, I'll arrest you later again.
Scott: Take it easy.
Jimmy: Okay.
[turns to leave then turns back to Scott]
Jimmy: Did you want to grab dinner or something? Because, I mean -
[Scott shakes his head no]
Jimmy: Because I'm free...

Hope: [seeing the Wasp suit materialize] Scott?
Ant: What're you two just standing around for? We gotta go find that lab.
Dr. Hank Pym: What about me?
[an FBI jacket and cap materializes with a pair of sunglasses]
Dr. Hank Pym: Perfect.

Scott: Anyone seen a Southern gentleman carrying a building?

Shrunken: [gets his car shrunk] Well, the 60s were fun, but now I'm paying for it!

Dr. Hank Pym: So I'm a terrible partner? Foster, he hasn't had one good idea in his unremarkable career.
Hope: But his idea about the diffractors could work, right?
Dr. Hank Pym: Fine, one decent idea. Except I eliminated the diffractors when I upgraded the suits.
Scott: So, if we had an old suit, we might be able to track down the lab?
Dr. Hank Pym: Yes, but we don't.
Scott: What if we did?
Hope: What do you mean?
Scott: I mean... life's funny.

Luis: Wazzuuuuup?

Sonny: I'm gonna ask you one more time. Where is Scott Lang?
Luis: I've been trying to tell you, he's in a tricky spot, emotionally speaking.
Sonny: Emotionally speaking. Well, where is Scott Lang *LITERALLY SPEAKING*!
Luis: Oh! The woods.
Ava: [phasing in, startling everybody] The woods?
Kurt: Baba Yaga!

Dave: You put a dime in him, you got to let the whole song play out.

Luis: So anyway, this guy gets out of jail and starts working for Hank. And that's when he met Hope. And Hope's all like, "I want nothing to do with you. Look at my hairdo. I'm all business." And then Scotty's like, "You know what, girl? My heart's all broken, and I'll probably never find love again. But damn, if I want to kiss you!" But then you fast-forward and they're all like into each other, right? And then Scotty's like, "You know what, I can't tell you this, but I'm gonna go trashing the airport with Captain America!" Then she said, "I can't believe you split like that! Smell you later, dummy!" So Scotty goes on house arrest, and he won't admit it, but his heart's all like, "Damn! I thought Hope could've been my new true partner. But I blew it!" But fate brought them back together, and then Hope's heart is all, "I'm worried that I can't trust him. And he's gonna screw up again and ruin everything." And in my heart, it's all like, "That fancy raspberry filling represents the company's rent. And we're days away from going out of business! Oooh!"
Kurt: Out of business?
Dave: Days away?
Luis: Damn truth serum!

Cassie: I had a fun weekend, Daddy.
Scott: Me too, peanut. But just wait 'til next weekend. Once I'm out of here, you and I are gonna go paint this town red. We'll have so much ice cream, we'll never stop puking.
Maggie: [pantomiming retching, he "throws up" playing cards] You're getting good at that.
Paxton: How'd you do that?

Luis: By the way, I love that suit!
Hope: Thanks, man.
Luis: I wish I had a suit. I would even like a suit with like minimal powers, you know? Or maybe, even just a suit. With no powers.

Scott: I had a dream. She was playing hide and seek with a little... girl. Cassie and I do it all the time. It doesn't mean anything.
Hope: But, was it Cassie in the dream?
Scott: No.
Hope: Where was she hiding?
Scott: What?
Hope: The little girl, where was she hiding. Was it in a wardrobe?.
Scott: No, in a tall dresser
Dr. Hank Pym: You mean a wardrobe.
Scott: Is that what that's called?

Dr. Bill Foster: Calm down, Hank.
Dr. Hank Pym: [strained] So help me God... the pills.
Hope: It's his heart! He needs his pills. Please, Dr. Foster. They're in the tin. Please. He could die! For Chr... come on!
Scott: Help him!
Hope: Dad, just hang on, all right? Just keep breathing. Stay calm.
Scott: Help him, man! Come on!
Hope: The Altoid tin!
Ava: [Foster grabs the tin] Wait!
Scott: [as Foster opens it, giant ants spring out; one cuts their restraints] Thanks, guys.