150 Best Avengers: Endgame Quotes

Happy: I will buy all the cheeseburgers you want, just to keep that smile on your face.

- Have we ever met that guy?
- You meet a lot of people, sir.
- Seems very familiar.
- Weird beard.
[PANTING] You're weak.
- I'm you.

Thor: No, that's my point.
- It can't be undone.
- Or that's at least what the red, floating guy had to say.
- Maybe you wanna go talk to him, okay?
- Go grab your hammer and you go fly and you talk to him.

Tony: [In hologram message played after death, to daughter Morgan Stark] I love you three thousand.

- It's dead.
- What?
- It's dead.
- I have to hot-wire it.
- Where's Nebula?
- She's not responding.
- Sire...

- But Doctor Strange was there, right? And he was like...
- "It's been five years.
- Come on, they need us."
- And then he started doing the yellow sparkly thing that he does all the time.
- He did? Oh, no.
- What are you doing?
- Oh.
- Oh, this is nice.

Thanos: I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you have shown me... that's impossible. As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those, that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.

- He won't see you.
- It's that bad, huh?
- We only see him once a month when he comes in for "supplies."
- It's that bad.
- Yeah.

Bruce: We'd be going in shorthanded, you know?
James: Look, he's still got the Stones, so...
Carol: So, let's get them. Use them to bring everyone back.
Bruce: Just like that?
Steve: Yeah, just like that.
Natasha: Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this, I mean, we owe it to everyone who is not in this room, to try.
Bruce: If we do this, how do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before?
Carol: Because before, you didn't have me.
James: Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And, if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?
Carol: There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and, unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.
Thor: [Stands up and walks to Danvers. They meet eye-to-eye. Thor summons Stormbreaker, which whizzes right past Danvers' head. She doesn't even flinch, and then smiles] I like this one.
Steve: Let's go get this son of a bitch.

Steve: You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.
Natasha: In the Hudson?
Steve: Fewer ships, cleaner water...
Natasha: You know, if you're about to tell me to look on the bright side - I'm about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.
Steve: Sorry, force of habit.

- with skeletons on the end of them and everything.
- What are you talking about?
- When you break into a place called
- "The Temple of the Power Stone"... there's gonna be a bunch of booby traps.
- Oh, my God.
- Okay. All right. Go ahead.

- See you on the other side, man.
Ant: Hang on! I'm coming!

- I gotta tell you, there's a part of me that doesn't even wanna find him.
- Will you find out where he's going next?
- Nat?
- Please?
- Okay.

- About what we were saying.
- Right.
- The whole time travel do-over?
- Eh, guys, it's outside of my area of expertise.
- Well, you pulled this off.
- I remember a time when that seemed pretty impossible, too.

- I mean, honestly, how do you keep your food down?
- Shut up.
- Ooh. All right, you're up, little buddy.
- There's our stone.
Ant: All right.
- Flick me.

- Hey, new girl?
- Everybody in this room is about that superhero life.
- And if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?
- There are a lot of other planets in the universe.
- And unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.

Thanos: I am... inevitable.
[Thanos snaps his fingers, but nothing happens. He discovers that the gauntlet no longer has the Infinity Stones, and that Stark used his armor's nano-technology to transfer the Stones to his arm]
Tony: And I... am... Iron Man!
[Stark snaps his fingers, and Thanos' army slowly fades into dust]

- You disgust me.
- But that doesn't mean you're useless.

- How does it feel?
- Like it's someone else's.
- It isn't.

James: [watching Peter Quill dancing and singing by himself while holding a lizard for a mic] So he's an idiot?
Nebula: [nodding slowly] Yeah.

- Okay.
- You win.
- Tell my family I love 'em.
- You tell 'em yourself.

- They suspected nothing.
- The arrogant never do.
- Go.
- Find the stones, bring them to me.
- What will you do?
- Wait.

- Don't touch me!
- You missed the first time.
- Then you got 'em both the second time.
Gamora: This is the one?
- Seriously?
- Your choices were him or a tree.

- Rain fire!
- But, sire, our troops!
- Just do it!

- I know it will.
- 'Cause I don't know what
- I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
- No satellites.
- No ships. No armies.
- No ground defenses of any kind.
- It's just him.
- And that's enough.

- I was raised by witches, boy.
- I see with more than eyes, you know that.
[VOICE BREAKING] Yeah,
- I'm totally from the future.
- Yes, you are, honey.
- I really need to talk to you.
- We can talk.

- So, he's an idiot?
- Yeah.

Friday: Processing.
- Right, give me the eigenvalue of that particle... factoring in spectral decomp.
- That'll take a second.
Friday: Just a moment.
- And don't worry if it doesn't pan out. I'm just kinda...
- Model rendered.

- Sir, the box is glowing... and to be honest, some of our mail guys aren't feeling that great.
- They didn't open it, did they?
- Uh, yeah, they did.
- You better get down here.
- Excuse me!
- Out of the way!

- One of them had a hippie beard.
- GUARD: Hippie.
- Like Bee Gees or Mungo Jerry?
- FEMALE AGENT: Definitely Mungo Jerry.
- Yeah, this is Chesler.
- I need every available MP to sublevel six.
- We have a potential breach.

- How do I look?
- Wow.
- Under different circumstances... this would be totally awesome.

- that knows not what it has lost... but only what it has been given.
- A grateful universe.
- Born out of blood.
- They'll never know it.
- Because you won't be alive to tell them.

Tony: Clearly you weren't actually born here, right?
Steve: The idea of me was.
Tony: Right. Well, imagine you're S.H.I.E.L.D... running a quasi-fascistic intelligence organization... where do you hide it?
- In plain sight.

Tony: I love you 3000.

Steve: Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're going to win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.
Rocket: He's pretty good at that.
Scott: Right?

[after a botched first attempt of time travel]
Scott: Someone peed my pants! Not sure if it was the baby-me or the old me.
[pauses]
Scott: Or was it just me-me?

- Babe?
- Babe?
[WHISTLES] Boys!
- Boys!
- Laura!

- Yeah? Like what?
- "No amount of money ever bought a second of time."
- Smart guy.
- He did his best.
- I'll tell you, that kid's not even here yet and there's nothing
- I wouldn't do for him.

- Hey.
[SOFTLY] Hey, Pep.
- Friday?
Friday: Life functions critical.

- And you've won.
- Congratulations.
- Fair game.
- Good sport.
- You have fun?
- It was fun.

- BARTON: All right.
- We're coming. We're hungry.
- Lila, let's go.
- Lila?
- Honey?
- Hey, babe?

- Okay.
- Who here hasn't been to space?
- Why?
- You better not throw up on my ship.
- Approaching jump in three... two, one.

- None of you could survive.
Steve: How do we know you will?
- SMART HULK: We don't.
- But the radiation's mostly gamma.
- It's like...
- I was made for this.

- So, we keep it that way.
- You know it's a trap, right?
- Yeah.
- I don't much care.
- Good.
- Just as long as we're all in agreement.

Peter: Gamora? I thought I lost you.
[Gamora is actually the one from 2014 who doesn't recognize Quill, and attacks him]
Gamora: This is the one? Really?
Nebula: It was either him or the tree.

Tony: [Referring to his father] He did drop the occasional pearl.
Howard: Such as?
Tony: No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

- Good.
- I can do this. I can do this.
- I can't do this.
- All right, heartbreaker, she's alone.
- This is our shot.
- Thor? Thor!

- Tony, what's going on?
- Tell me you found that Cube.
- Oh, you gotta be shitting me.
- I have eyes on Loki.
- 14th floor.
- I'm not Loki... and I don't wanna hurt you.

Spider: I got it!
- Activate Instant Kill.

[spoiler]
Frigga: You're not the Thor I know at all, are you?
Thor: Yes, I am.
Frigga: The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?
Thor: I didn't say I was from the future.
Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.
Thor: [starts crying] I'm totally from the future.

Peggy: I said bring them in.
- They're trying, ma'am, but Braddock's unit has been stopped by lightning strikes.
- Oh, for the love of...
- I'll look at the weather projections.

Tony: [to his daughter] Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys.

[from trailer]
Tony: It's not about how much we lost. It's about how much we have left. We're the Avengers. We gotta finish this. You trust me?
Steve: I do.
[they shake hands]

- Gotta move on.
- The world is in our hands.
- It's left to us, guys.
- And we gotta do something with it.
- Otherwise...
- Thanos should've killed all of us.

- Natasha, you know what I've done.
- You know what I've become.
- Oh, I don't judge people on their worst mistakes.
- Maybe you should.
- You didn't.
- You're a pain in my ass, you know that?

- Excuse me. Sorry.
- Oh, Cassie, no.
- No, no, no.
- No, no.
- Please, please, please.
- No, Cassie.
- What?

Bruce: You saw what those stones did to Thanos, they almost killed him. None of you could survive.
Steve: How do we know you will?
Bruce: You don't. But the radiation's mostly gamma. It's like I was made for this.

Steve: Some people move on. But not us... Not us.

- Were you looking for it?
- No.
- I found it, though.
- Hmm.
- You like going in the garage, huh?
- So does Daddy. [GRUNTS]
- It's fine, actually. Mom never wears anything I buy her.
- So, I'm gonna...

- Who else is looking for these stones?
- My father... my sister... and me.
- And you?
- Where are you right now?

- Where did you get this?
- Bucky is alive.
- What?

Thor: Mother, I have to tell you something...
Frigga: No, son, you don't. You're here to repair your future - not mine.

- rather than who I'm supposed to be.
- But you, you're a leader.
- That's who you are.
- You know, I'd make a lot of changes around here.
- I'm counting on it...
- Your Majesty.

- Hey.
- We won, Mr. Stark.
- We won, Mr. Stark.
- We won!
- You did it, sir, you did it.
[CRYING] I'm sorry.
- Tony.

Steve: I can do this all day.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

- All right, we all have our assignments.
- Two stones uptown, one stone down.
- Stay low.
- Keep an eye on the clock.
- Maybe smash a few things along the way.
- I think it's gratuitous, but whatever.

- We found something.
- A chance, maybe.
[SIGHS] Don't.
- Don't what?
- Don't give me hope.
- I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you sooner.

- You know you want to.
- Did you see what happens in the future?
- Thanos finds the Soul Stone.
- You wanna know how he does that?
- You wanna know what he does to you?
- That's enough.

70's: Hey, man! Make love, not war!

Tony: [seeing Thor] What's wrong with him?
Rocket: He's pissed. He thinks he failed. Which, of course he did, but you know, there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?

- Let me go.
- No.
- No. Please, no.
- It's okay.
- Please.
- No!

- which can't now be changed by your new future.
- Exactly.
- So Back to the Future is a bunch of bullshit?
- All right, Clint.
- We're going in three, two... one.

Peter: Hey! Holy cow! You will not believe what's been going on. Do you remember when we were in space? And I got all dusty? And I must've passed out because I woke up and you were gone. But Doctor Strange was there right. And he said 'It's been five years. Come on, they need us.' And he started doing the yellow sparkly thing that he does. Anyway...
[Tony hugs Peter in relief]
Peter: This is nice.

Sam: [ON SPEAKERS]
- Hey, Cap, you read me?
- Cap, it's Sam.
- Can you hear me?
- On your left.

- SMART HULK: Trackers engaged.
- You promise to bring that back in one piece, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, I'll do my best.
- As promises go, that was pretty lame.
- See ya in a minute.

- She sacrificed her life for that goddamn stone.
- She bet her life on it.
- She's not coming back.
- We have to make it worth it.
- We have to.
- We will.

- I can do this all day.
- Yeah, I know.
- I know.

- And eat a salad.
- Come on, we gotta go.
- Goodbye.
Rocket: Three...
- Two...
- No, wait!
- What am I looking at?
- Oh, sometimes it takes a second.

- Anyone see an ugly brown van out there?
- Yes! But you're not gonna like where it's parked!
- Scott, how long you need to get that thing working?
- Uh, maybe 10 minutes.
- Get it started.
- We'll get the stones to you.
- We're on it, Cap.

- but I gotta tell you my priorities.
- Bring back what we lost,
- I hope, yes.
- Keep what I found,
- I have to, at all costs.
- And maybe not die trying.
- Would be nice.
- Sounds like a deal.

- You took everything from me.
- I don't even know who you are.
- You will.

[Before Rogers sets off to return the Infinity Stones]
Steve: Don't do anything stupid until I come back.
Bucky: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.

- Good luck on your project, Doctor.
- You new here?
- Not exactly.
- Come on, you bastard.
- Gotcha.
- Whew.

- Two Nebulas.
Thanos: No.
- The same Nebula... from two different times.
- Set course for Morag.
- And scan the duplicate's memories.
- I wanna see everything.

- Go rest my eyes.
- Please know... when I drift off, it'll be like every night lately.
- I'm fine. Totally fine.
- I dream about you.
- Because it's always you.

- There's beer on the ship.
- What kind?

- Um...
- I'm about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.
- Hmm.
- Sorry.
- Force of habit.

[sending a message to Pepper]
Tony: Is this thing on? Hey, Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't post it on social media. It's gonna be a real tearjerker. I don't know if you're ever gonna see these. I don't even know if you're still... Oh, God, I hope so. Today's day 21? No, uh, 22. You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of steering into the literal void of space, I'd say I'm feeling a little better today. The infection's run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you would love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic. So, the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the iron charge, bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time. Uh, but it's now dead in the water. 1,000 light years from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning... and that will be it. I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I'm mean, actually, if you grieve for a couple weeks... and then move on with enormous guilt.
[pauses]
Tony: I should probably lie down for a minute, rest my eyes. Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.
[ends the message]

Steve: Bruce!
- Don't move him.
- Did it work?
- We're not sure. It's okay.

- Then why the hell did
- Strange give it away?
- What did you say?
- Strange. He gave it away.
- He gave it to Thanos.
- Willingly?
- Yes.
- Why?
- I have no idea.
- Maybe he made a mistake.

Tony: Everybody wants a happy ending. Right? But it doesn't always roll that way. Maybe this time. I'm hoping if you play this back, it's in celebration. I hope families are reunited, I hope we get it back and something like a normal version of the planet has been restored, if there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me ten years ago that we weren't alone, let alone, you know, to this extent, I mean, I wouldn't have been surprised, but come on. The epic forces of dark and light that have come in to play. And for better or worse, that's the reality Morgan's gonna have to find a way to grow up in. So I thought I better record a little greeting, in the case of an untimely death, on my part. I mean, not that death at any time isn't untimely. This time travel thing we're gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it's got me scratching my head about the survivability of it all. Then again that's the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for? Everything's gonna workout exactly the way it's supposed to.
[stands up and walks forward to bend down and look Morgan in the eyes]
Tony: I love you 3000.

- Consider me a guide... to you... and to all who seek the Soul Stone.
- Oh, good.
- You tell us where it is, then we'll be on our way.
- If only it were that easy.

- So, if anything goes sideways... anyone's making trouble where they shouldn't... comes through me.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Good luck.

- I wasn't always like this.
- Me either.
- But we work with what we got, right?
- Hmm.
- Let's sync up.
- Three, two, one.

- Oh, thank God.
- But I don't know if it was baby me or old me.
- Or just me me.
- Time travel!
- What?
- I see this as an absolute win.

Natasha: Where have you been?
James: Mexico. The Federales found a room full of bodies. Looks like a bunch of cartel guys - never even had a chance to get their guns out.
Natasha: It's probably a rival gang.
James: Except that it isn't. It's definitely Barton. What he's done here, what he's been doing, for the last few years - if you'd seen what he's left - I gotta tell you, there's a part of me that doesn't even want to find him.
Natasha: Will you find where he goes next?
James: Nat...
Natasha: Please?

Steve: Avengers! Assemble.

- RHODES: Mayday, Mayday!
- Does anybody copy?
- We're on the lower level.
- It's flooding!
Ant: What? What?
- RHODES: We are drowning!
- Does anybody copy? Mayday!
Ant: Wait! I'm here!
- I'm here. Can you hear me?

- There's gotta be... some way... [SIGHS]
- It's crazy.
Natasha: Scott.
- I get emails from a raccoon... so nothing sounds crazy anymore.
- So, who do we talk to about this?

- Okay, Thor. Hit me.
Friday: Boss, wake up!

- I can't breathe!
- I can't breathe!
- Canopy, canopy, canopy.
- Rhodey, Rocket, get out of here.
Rocket: Let me up! Let me up!
- Come on!

- Kid!
- Hey, kid!
- What the hell happened here?

- Take it off! Take it off!
- No, wait.
- Bruce, are you okay?
Iron: Talk to me, Banner.
- I'm okay.
- I'm okay.

- Strange is meant to be the best of us.
- So, he must've done it for a reason.
- I fear you might be right.
- Thank you.
- I'm counting on you, Bruce.
- We all are.

Thor: [after Steve Rogers calls Mjolnir to himself during the final battle with Thanos] I knew it!

- before Morgan takes it sledding.
- Thank you, Tony.
- Will you keep that a little quiet?
- Didn't bring one for the whole team.
- We are getting the whole team, yeah?
- We're working on that right now.

Clint: You shouldn't be here.
Natasha: Neither should you.
Clint: I've got a job to do.
Natasha: Is that what you're calling this? Killing all these people isn't going to bring your family back.
[long pause]
Natasha: We found something. A chance - maybe...
Clint: [voice breaking] Don't.
Natasha: Don't what?
Clint: Don't give me hope.
Natasha: I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you sooner.

Tony: Hey, you said one out of fourteen million, we'd win, yeah? Tell me this is it.
Doctor: If I tell you what happens, it won't happen.

- Then again, that's the hero gig, right?
- Part of the journey is the end.
- What am I even tripping for?
- Everything is gonna work out exactly the way it's supposed to.
- I love you 3,000.

Rocket: What did you do?
Thor: I went for the head.

Spider: I got this!
[GRUNTS] I got this.
- Okay, I don't got this.
- Help, somebody help!
- Hey, Queens, heads up!

- Is that everyone?
- What? You wanted more?
Captain: Avengers... assemble.

- I like this one.
- Let's go get this son of a bitch.

- We got word there may be an attempt to steal it.
- Sorry, Cap.
- We can't give you the scepter.
- I'm gonna have to call the director.
- That's okay. Trust me.
- Hail Hydra.

- Ah!
- I'm afraid not.
- Sorry, but I wasn't asking.
- You don't want to do this.
- Ah, you're right, I don't.
- But I need that stone... and I don't have time to debate it.

Thor: I can't do this. I shouldn't be here, I shouldn't have come. This is a bad idea.
Rocket: Come here.
Thor: [starts breathing heavily] No, no, I think I'm having... I'm having a panic attack.
Rocket: Come here.
Thor: I shouldn't be here. This is... this is ba...
[Rocket slaps Thor in the face]
Rocket: You think you're the only one that lost people? What do you think we're doin' here? I lost the only family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna - all gone! Now, I get that you miss your mom, but she's gone. *Really* gone. And there are plenty of people who are only *kinda* gone. And you can help them. So is it too much to ask that you brush the crumbs out of your beard, make schmoopy talk to pretty pants and when she's not lookin', suck out the Infinity Stone and help me get my family back?
Thor: [tearing up] Okay.
Rocket: Are you crying?
Thor: [wheezing] No... yes.

Black: Clint!
- Give it to me.

Tony: Come on, buddy, wake up!
- That's my man.
- You lose this again,
- I'm keeping it.
- What happened?
- You mess with time, it tends to mess back.
- You'll see.

- What do you want?
- Cheeseburgers.
- You know, your dad liked cheeseburgers.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna get you all the cheeseburgers you want.
- Okay.

[From trailer - aboard the Benetar]
Rocket: Who hasn't been to space?
[Rhodey, Romanoff, and Rogers raise their hand]
James: Why?
Rocket: You better not throw up on my ship!

- You know,
- I wish there was a way that I could let her know.
- That we won.
- We did it.
- She knows.
- They both do.

Natasha: If we don't get that stone, billions of people stay dead.
Clint: Then I guess we both know who it's got to be.
Natasha: I guess we do.
Clint: I'm starting to think we mean different people here, Natasha.
Natasha: For the last five years I've been trying to do one thing, get to right here. That's all it's been about. Bringing everybody back.
Clint: Oh, don't you get all decent on me now.
Natasha: What, you think I want to do it? I'm trying to save *your* life, you idiot.
Clint: Yeah, well, I don't want you to, how's that? Natasha, you know what I've done. You know what I've become.
Natasha: Well, I don't judge people on their worst mistakes.
Clint: Maybe you should.
Natasha: You didn't.
Clint: You're a pain in my ass, you know that?
[they lean their heads together affectionately]
Clint: Okay. You win.
Clint: [he suddenly throws her down] Tell my family I love them.
Natasha: [she pushes him off and tasers him] Tell them yourself.

- My ladies, I'll see you after.
- I'll see you after.
- Go on ahead.

- Hi, I'm Peter Parker.
- Hey, Peter Parker.
- You got something for me?
- I don't know how you're gonna get it through all of that.
- Don't worry.
- She's got help.

- No, you're not.
- You've seen what we become.
- Nebula, listen to her.
- You can change.
- He won't let me.
- No!

- Ronan's obsession... clouds his judgment.
- We will not fail you, Father.
- No, you won't.
- I swear...
- I will make you proud.

Tony: Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.
Rocket: Maybe I am.

Tony: [about Natasha] Did she have any family?
Steve: Yeah. Us.

- but I'm fine, okay.
- We're fine, aren't we?
- Oh, we're good here, mate.
- So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it.
- Don't care.
- Couldn't care less.
- Goodbye.
- SMART HULK: We need you, pal.

- So, what's up? You just here for a hang, or what?
- We need your help.
- Mm.
- There might be a chance we could fix everything.
- What, like the cable?
[BURPS] 'Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks.
- Like Thanos.

[after Thanos and his army has been defeated. Peter Parker comes to Tony Stark]
Peter: Mr. Stark. Hey, Mr. Stark?
[choking up]
Peter: Can you hear me? It's Peter. Hey... we won. Mr. Stark. We won, Mr. Stark. We won, you did it, sir, you did it.
[starts crying]
Peter: I'm sorry, Tony.

- and it doesn't work, you're not coming back.
- Thanks for the pep talk, pissant.
- You trust me?
- I do.
- Your call.
- Here we go.

- The kitchen, I think.
- That's awesome.
- Rhodey, careful on re-entry.
- There's an idiot in the landing zone.
- Oh, God.
War: What's up,
- Regular-Sized Man?

Rocket: Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.
Bruce: Is that a person?
Rocket: Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.
Scott: A planet? Like in outer space?
Rocket: Oh, look, it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to outer space!

James: If we can do this, you know, go back in time... why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and...
[Pantomimes strangulation]
Hulk: Okay, first of all, that's horrible.
James: It's Thanos!
Hulk: And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future.
Scott: We go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!
Clint: Bingo.
Nebula: That's not how it works!
Clint: Well, that's what I heard.
Hulk: Who told you that?
James: Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop, Time After Time...
Scott: Quantum Leap?
James: A Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time...
Scott: Hot Tub Time Machine?
James: Hot Tub Time Machine, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, basically any movie that deals with time travel!
Scott: Die Hard? No, that's not one...
James: Look, this is known!
Hulk: I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!
Nebula: Exactly!
Scott: So, "Back to the Future"'s a bunch of bullshit?

- Where is he?
- I don't know. He blew right by his time stamp.
- He should be here.
Sam: Get him back.
- SMART HULK: I'm trying.
Sam: Get him the hell back.
- Hey, I said I'm trying.
- Sam.

Tony: [to Steve, referring to his 2012 self] Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.
Steve: No one asked you to look, Tony.
Tony: It's ridiculous.
Scott: I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.

Hulk: So many stairs!

Clint: [on the Benatar, in space] Under different circumstances, this would be totally awesome.

Clint: Tell my family I love them.
Natasha: You tell them yourself.

Steve: Hail Hydra.

- Tony?
- Look at me.
- We're gonna be okay.
- You can rest now.

- Did we get 'em all?
- Are you telling me this actually worked?
- Clint, where's Nat?

- Honey.
Laura: Clint?
- Honey.
- Guys...
- I think it worked.

- it was never personal.
- But I'll tell you now... what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet...
- I'm gonna enjoy it... very, very much.

- It's ridiculous.
Ant: I think you look great, Cap.
- As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.
- 2012 BLACK WIDOW: Who gets the, uh, magic wand?
- 2012 CAPTAIN AMERICA: S.T.R.I.K.E. team's coming to secure it.

Steve: [after accidentally running into his past self] You've got to be shitting me.

Iron: Friday, do me a favor and activate
- Barn Door Protocol, will ya?
Friday: Yes, boss.
- Everybody comes home.

Doctor: [as the resurrected heroes and their armies arrive for battle] Is that everyone?
Wong: What, you wanted more?

- Barton! Barton, come in.
- Romanoff!
- Come in, we have a problem.
- Come on!
- Come in, we have a...
- Thanos knows.
- Thanos...