The Best John Ng Quotes

Mr. Chin: Holy shit, Mr. Kim, you is Bruce Lee and Jet Li all rolled into one plump Korean!

Mr. Chin: How would you describe your style? Smart and sassy, bold and brassy, or clean and classy?
Appa: Bold and brassy.
Mr. Chin: Next question. How many times do you do it in a week?
Appa: Do what?
Mr. Chin: It doesn't say. I'll put seven. Lucky number.

Mr. Chin: This is very nice fabric. I bet you it's made in China.
Appa: Don't take bet. Nowadays, the only thing not made in China is baby.
Umma: That's not true. Baby is made in va-China!