The Best Janet Quotes

Umma: Your cousin Nayoung, she very nice, but she not wear enough clothes. She, you know... Korean-style girl.
Janet: What does that mean? There's a lot of Korean girls, and a lot of Korean girl styles.
Umma: She dress too much like, uh, what's the word... slut!
Janet: Did you just call Nayoung a slut?
Umma: [emphatically] No, I say she dress like slut.
Janet: She's super sweet.
Umma: Yeah, very nice, still dress like...
Janet: Umma, do you listen to yourself?
Umma: I see her on Facebook. She wear very short skirt, and high heel shoes. Make short skirt look even more short.
Janet: Umma, you're judging her based on her clothes.
Umma: Yeah! How else I judge?
Janet: [exasperated] Oh, my... Just because a woman dresses like that doesn't mean she's a slut. Umma, Nayoung should be able to dress however she chooses, and not be judged.
Umma: All I saying if she dressing like that, she going to get pregnancy.
Janet: Short skirts don't make you pregnant.
Umma: Yeah, but they help.