The Best Ben Geller Quotes

Ross: Sorry, Ben, but Santa has to go now.
Ben: Why? I want him to stay.
Chandler: Because... if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo stay in the same room for too long... the universe will... implode...

Dr. Ross Geller: Everything OK?
Ben: [from the bathroom] Don't talk to me now.
Rachel: Aw. Just like his daddy.

Rachel: You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend.
Ben: But you're not anymore.
Rachel: Well, that's true.
Ben: Because you guys were on a break.
Rachel: Hey, we were not on a br... OK. OK. You know, Ben, someday when you're a lot older, I'm going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas.

Rachel: You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend.
Ben: But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.

Rachel: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Ben: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Rachel: Don't do that.
Ben: Don't do that.
Rachel: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.
Ben: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.
Rachel: Oh. Damnit!
Ben: Oh. Damnit!
Rachel: No, don't say that.
Ben: Damnit!
Rachel: Don't go back to repeating it.
Ben: Damnit.
Rachel: Aw crap
Ben: Aw crap
Rachel: No. Don't.
Ben: Damnit!

Rachel: OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.
Ben: Can I do it to you?
Rachel: I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.