The Best Carla B. Quotes

Harry: Carla, I already quit, you can't tell them anything.
Carla B.: You're not a judge now, you can't tell me what to do anymore.
Judge Martin A. Landis: She's got you by the statutes there, Stone!

Carla B.: [Wrapped in Harry's judges robe, she says sincerely] Judge Stone, Thanks for the dignity.

Judge Harry T. Stone: You got an extra bread pudding?
[Holding the cup Carla has just given him]
Carla B.: I bought two. I guess my eyes are bigger then my
[she stops]
Judge Harry T. Stone: [Smiling back at her after looking at her chest] Why don't you let me fill that part in?
Carla B.: [laughs flirtatiously] You're so Clever!
Judge Harry T. Stone: [With an awe shucks grin] Yeah, I guess I am.

Carla B.: I paid for it.
Cafeteria: That's a switch!