The Best Check Out Girl Quotes

Check: Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here *alone*? I don't think so.

Check: Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.
Check: Where's your mom?
Kevin: My mom's in the car.
Check: Where's your father?
Kevin: He's at work.
Check: What about your brothers and your sisters?
Kevin: I'm an only child.
Check: Where do you live?
Kevin: Uh, I can't tell you that.
Check: Why not?
Kevin: Because you're a stranger.