The Best Coach Creagar Quotes

Batman: [finding slappers in Mason's gym locker] Jackpot.
Coach: [whacking him over the head] Looks like I got a rodent problem. I don't know why you're poking your nose in my gym, and frankly, I don't care.

Coach: Mason, what kind of bonehead pass was that?
Mason: Sorry, coach.
Coach: You sure are. In fact, you're the sorriest bunch of losers I've ever seen. I don't care what it takes, I want you to get out there and kick butt! Understand?

Coach: [breaking up a fight between his players and the opposing team] Quit whinin'. It was a legal check.

Coach: Wake up, Mason. My grandmother can hit harder than that.
Mason: I don't feel so good.
Dirk: Can we take five, coach?
Coach: Am I working you ladies too hard? Tough! Gut it out, or hit the showers.