The Best Douglas Quotes

Sharon: So, Douglas, how did you get into the whole plastic surgery game? Did you go to med school to become a real doctor and then think, you know what, any asshole can save a life. What I'd like to do is give women weird hard tits that start at their collar bones.
Douglas: It's not all tits. Last week I reconstructed an eight-year-old's face who'd been attacked by her neighbor's dog.