The Best Dr. Harries Quotes

Dr. Harries: So, we got your test results back. I'm afraid your cholesterol level is quite high for a woman your age.
Sharon: You sure? My cholesterol level feels fine.
Dr. Harries: Also, your bloods are indicating a high level of fat around your organs, and I have to say, your mobility isn't great.
Sharon: Wait, what does that mean?
Dr. Harries: You couldn't touch your toes earlier.
Sharon: Some people just can't do that. It's like wiggling your ears, or moonwalking.
Dr. Harries: The good news is, your weight is within the healthy limit for your age and height.
Sharon: So you're saying the package is the right size, but what's in the package is just shit?
Dr. Harries: No.
Sharon: You're saying if you took a normal sized mannequin and filled it with margarine, that'd be me?
Dr. Harries: That's not what I'm saying.
Sharon: Well, medically, that's exactly what you're saying.
Dr. Harries: [Beat] Fine.