The Best Melissa Quotes

Rob: OK, I see you're not interested in sane dialogue, so I'm going to go. But we at least need to arrange a where I can...
Sharon: You can e-mail me.
Rob: OK, uh, so w-when...?
Sharon: Just e-mail me.
Rob: OK... Is your e-mail address still ImpatientShithead@Mean.jerk?
Sharon: Yeah. Yeah, it is... Is yours still FatIdiot@BadBreath.cunt?
Rob: I don't have bad breath.
Sharon: Yeah, you do. Melissa, does he have bad breath?
Melissa: It's just too much coffee, I think... It's not like halitosis. You just need to drink more water.