The Best Eddie Gauthier Quotes

Eddie: I bought this specially for you. I remember you said you 'go for merlot.'
Lafayette: I said I worked at Merlotte's. But whatever...

Jason: [about his wife and him being gay] What, she never even had a clue?
Eddie: How could she, when even I didn't?

Jason: What's with the weight, dude? I thought all you vampires were supposed to be in shape.
Eddie: We are what we were when we were turned.

Eddie: [to Lafeyette as he's draining his blood] I always look forward to Monday nights. First 'Heroes', then you.

Jason: So, uh, how'd it work out for you, with guys and everything?
Eddie: [looking at his situation] You tell me.

Eddie: Comes a point in life when you realize everything you know about yourself, it's all just conditioning. It's the rare man who truly knows who he is.

Jason: Most of the gays I come across, they look like...
Eddie: You. You're what we're supposed to look like.