Top 150 Quotes From Magnum P.I.

Thomas: How much money was in the safe?
Orville: 260 thou.
Thomas: Oof.
Orville: Look, Thomas, I need your help. All right, I-I gotta get that money back, but I can't call the cops because it was an illegal game.
Thomas: Forget the money. Nobody got hurt. Right? You just got to know when to fold 'em and figure out another way to help Toni.
Orville: You don't understand. Toni was the bank. Now she's got to cover those losses. Right now, most of the players, they're willing to take a credit for the next time they play. But not the guy who was up. He wants to be paid in full.
Thomas: And who was that?
Orville: That's the problem. It was Pascale Parata.
Thomas: The crime boss, perfect. Uh, how much was he up?
Orville: 170. Now, before he left, he gave a deadline for Toni to square up. He wants the cash by tomorrow afternoon. Pascale, he is not one to make idle threats. He is dead serious about this.
Thomas: Well... let's go find the money.

[Magnum tells Rick and TC that Hannah needs their help]
TC: [shakes his head] I'm sorry, come again?
Thomas: When we stopped Hannah from getting the gold, she had to find another way to help her father. The guy I was hired to find, Pak Jung Soo, he was it. Okay? He's a counterfeiter. One of the best in the world. He's Hannah's plan B.
Juliet: So she intended to trade counterfeit bills for her father?
Thomas: She was gonna trade Pak for her father. His skill set is worth far more than that gold.

Detective: You haven't started going through the book yet.
Jin: I can't. Everybody's looking at me.
Detective: Of course they are. They know you. They're making sure you're not stealing anything off my desk.

Dennis: [seeing all the prepared food] Was there a Bobby Flay Marathon on the Food Network?
Detective: I'll have you know that I could cook that man under the table.

Suzy: Hey, stranger.
Rick: Hey. Hi.
Suzy: Hi.
Rick: [hugging] Oh. Wow. Can I touch your belly or is that weird?
Suzy: Go ahead. It's your kid in there. It's only weird when it's some rando at the market.

Detective: Stay here.
Thomas: You don't think we're gonna do that, are you?
Juliett: [drily] A for effort, though.

Dr. Linda Ogawa: Juliet, do you want a romantic relationship with Magnum? You know it's never too late to tell someone how you feel.
Juliet: Well, no, I mean, I can't. The stakes are too high. There's our friendship. Our business. I mean, once I let that cat out of the bag, the... you... I can't just put it back in. Don't you think it might just be best to resist foolish impulses?
Dr. Linda Ogawa: What you resist persists. And I have a feeling that you've been resisting this for far longer than you'd care to admit. If you and Magnum are really as close as you feel, it's important to be honest with yourself and with him. There's a lot to risk, but it's better than the alternative.
Juliet: Which is what?
Dr. Linda Ogawa: Saying no to what you really want. Juliet, what do you want?

Juliett: Magnum, what is it? You're interrupting my ride.
Thomas: I know, but the Ferrari kind of broke down. Can you give me a lift?
Juliett: You ran out of petrol again, didn't you?
Thomas: You know what, that's neither here nor there. Just, please, come and get me.
Juliett: Call a tow truck.
Thomas: I did, but it-it's not gonna here for, like, hours.
Juliett: Not my problem.
Thomas: Look, it's brutally hot out here, there's no shade. You would really be doing me a favor. Oh, and can you bring me a bottle of water, please?
Juliett: [sarcastic] Oh, sure. Yeah, absolutely. Hey, how about a Power bar, as well?
Thomas: That would actually be great. I'm starving.
Juliett: I'm kidding, Magnum. Tough it out, honestly. Why are you even calling me? I'm not your mother. You're supposed to be a grown man, you can look after yourself.
Thomas: So, you're just going to leave me stranded out here? I thought we were partners. What happened to "ride together, die together"?
Juliett: Number one, we don't have a motto. Number two, if we did, it wouldn't be that, and number three, don't play the partner card with me.
Thomas: Come on, I - I called everyone. Kumu, Rick, T.C., no one's picking up.
Juliett: Oh! So I'm call number four, am I?
Thomas: [with some quick thinking] Yes, but you're Number One in my thoughts and prayers.
[sighs]
Thomas: Come on, Higgy, please, don't make me beg.

Juliett: None of these angles work for facial recognition.
Thomas: Wait. Right there.
Juliett: She got him to look at the camera.
Thomas: Good girl.
Juliett: I still have that back door to HPD. I'll run him through their facial rec.
[finding a match]
Juliett: Okay. The man's name is Milo Rivers. He has a record.
Thomas: Couple of robberies. But then it says he was just charged with murdering his wife.
Juliett: So he gets patched up, grabs another car. Why does he take a hostage? Why take Kumu?
Thomas: I don't know, but what's he gonna do when he doesn't need her anymore?

Francis: [talking to Rick via video] I will always look out for you. If you're okay, I'm okay.

Thomas: [Beating on suspect] Where is she?
Juliett: [Pulls Magnum off the guy] There's another way.
Juliett: [Sympathetic to suspect] Your friends are dead. H.P.D is on the way. This is your one chance to do the right thing.
Suspect: [Through gritted teeth] Screw you!
Juliett: [back to Magnum] Proceed.
[Beating resumes]

Ice: What happened to you? Coconut fall on your head?
Orville: Is it really that bad?
Ice: Actually, it's an improvement.

Travis: Your job is to track down a man named Skip Jenkins. These dossiers have everything you need to know about him. He skipped bail, and I have 24 hours to bring him in.
Thomas: Uh, wait, so a guy named Skip skipped bail?
Luther H. Gillis: [everyone laughs] Really? My joke was way funnier than that.

Kumu: Magnum and Higgins need a favor.
TC,15372: Join the club.

Adam: Not a day goes by I don't think about what happened. Finding them like that.
Juliet: I can't imagine.
Adam: I keep re-living it. W-What if I had been home? Could I have stopped it? And all this time, I just figured it was some random robbery. But to hear they were targeted?
Juliet: Is there anyone you can think of who might have had a motive to harm your family?
Adam: No.
[remembering something]
Adam: But, uh, I can't believe I'm saying this.
Juliet: Well, any detail could help, Adam.
Adam: There was a rumor going around that my mom was having an affair.
Juliet: Was there any truth to it?
Adam: Until today, I didn't think so. They seemed happy, but I was 14. A neighbor saw something, I guess.
Juliet: Did the police know about this?
Adam: They're the ones who told me. I didn't know anything, and... honestly, I didn't want to.
Juliet: I can understand that.
Adam: But five years later, with no answers... the truth can't be worse than that.

Sebastian: You remember when we were on leave near Ramstein and you were dead set on finding the oldest bar in Luxembourg?
Thomas: Yeah. Oh, God, here we go.
Sebastian: We were walking all over the city passing all these perfectly good bars on the way. And then when we find Magnum's special place...
Thomas: It had burned to the ground two months before.
Sebastian: Oh, man, we sat on the curb drinking straight from a bottle of, uh, what was that stuff?
Thomas: Cassero; black currant liquer.
Sebastian: Tasted like rancid grape juice. Weirdest hangover I've ever had.

Emily: I hope no one ever breaks your heart.
Thomas: Eh, too late for that.

Detective: I can't believe I let you talk me into this. This is a bad idea.
Thomas: People see a tour copter, it's not gonna raise any red flags.
Detective: No, I'm not talking that. That's a good idea. I'm talking about letting you come along. I don't care if you were military. You guys are civilians now.
Thomas: We're gonna be over international waters. Anything goes wrong, you will not be held responsible. Trust me.

Juliett: So, what is on this laptop, exactly?
Thomas: I don't know.
Juliett: You had TC get into an accident for no reason at all?
Thomas: No, it's connected to Barry's cloud. I want to see what his recent activity was before he was murdered.
Juliett: Why didn't you just say that?

Detective: What do you want, Magnum?
Thomas: Well, I am, uh, working on a case...
Detective: You're tracking down Skip Jenkins.
Thomas: How'd you know?
Detective: Because every P.I. and bounty hunter in town is tracking down Skip Jenkins.
Thomas: Eh, come on, admit it. Out of all the private investigators on the island, I think you hate me the least.
Detective: It's debatable.

Thomas: I think our best chance we have of seeing these guys is the hotel's video surveillance.
Orville: No, I told you, that place has a very high-security firewall. It would take days to break through.
Thomas: Well, that's why we've just got to go down there and get it.
Theodore: But how? You're not a cop.
Orville: Yeah, and I have a feeling that they're not just gonna hand it over if you go there and ask nicely.
Thomas: No, you're probably right. But I think I have an idea.
[he dials his phone]
Juliett: [on the other end] Hello.
Thomas: Higgy, it's Magnum. Uh, how do you feel about being my wife?

[Hannah and several gunmen surround Magnum and Higgins]
Hannah: Don't resist, Thomas. You'll both get out of here alive.
Juliet: Hannah, I presume?
Hannah: You must be Juliet Higgins. The only woman to ever infiltrate the Russian secret police.
Juliet: That was on behalf of Her Majesty.
Hannah: Yes. You're former MI6. That makes you a threat. So if you don't mind, Thomas and I are gonna catch up.

Thomas: I need your help.
Juliett: What number is this? Where are you?
Thomas: I am in jail.
Juliett: Why?
Thomas: I tried to get a delay on the trial, judge held me in contempt.
Juliett: I know the feeling.

Kumu: The way you two bicker, you might just as well be married.

[Magnum calls Rick and TC, asking them to come to his place. They arrive]
TC: What's going on?
Rick: Sounded like some kind of emergency on the phone.
Thomas: It is.
[Rick and TC are shocked to see injured Hannah, lying unconscious on the sofa, treated by Dr. Cunha]
TC: Oh...
Rick: [angrily] What the hell is she doing here?
Thomas: She was waiting for me when I got home. Lost consciousness twenty minutes ago.
TC: Half the island's still looking for her.
Dr. Noelani Cunha: [worried] Wait. This woman is a fugitive?
Thomas: [points at his right ear] Earmuffs.
Dr. Noelani Cunha: I need two hands here.
[Higgins enters]
Juliet: Magnum, just saw Rick and TC pulling up in a hurry. What's going on?
[Higgins notices Hannah]
Juliet: Oh, my God! What's she doing here?
Rick: Think the better question is, why isn't HPD here to arrest her?
[Magnum locks the door]
TC: That woman betrayed us. Got us sent to hell. She should be in jail.
Thomas: Yeah, but... according to her, she had no choice.
Rick: Come on. There's always a choice.
Thomas: [shakes his head] Not this time.
TC: What are you talking about?
Thomas: You remember Hannah telling us about her father?
TC: Yeah. He was CIA. Went missing years ago. Presumed dead.
Thomas: He's alive. Being held prisoner by a group of ex-CIA spooks. All dirty. On top of the food chain is this guy Jason Coburn. She found out about it when she was embedded with us, and... the ransom was a huge hoard of Iraqi gold. She got Intel on its location, but that Intel came at a price.
Rick: [sharply] Yeah, giving our location to the Taliban.
TC: Why didn't she just ask us for help?
Thomas: 'Cause we would have broken a dozen military laws and ended up in the brig.
[Rick shakes his head in disgust and turns his back to Magnum]
Juliet: [angrily] What, so instead, she sells you out knowing full well that you're gonna end up in a Taliban POW camp?
Thomas: She said she was gonna use the gold to help get us out.
Rick: [turns back to face Magnum] You know what? That's sweet. That's really sweet that she was gonna get us out. Doesn't change the way I feel about her.
TC: Yeah. So is that why she's here... to ask for forgiveness?
Thomas: No. Actually, she's here to... ask for help.
[Rick and TC shake their heads in disbelief]

Hannah: You want to know why.
Thomas: Yeah. Me, Rick, Nuzo, TC. You betrayed us. You betrayed me. For what?
Hannah: That's complicated.
Thomas: That's not an answer.
Hannah: That's all you're gonna get.
Thomas: Was it money? Is that what you got for giving us up?
Hannah: It doesn't matter.
Thomas: It does to me.
Hannah: No. What matters right now is that I'm trying to keep you safe. That's why I'm asking you to back off.
Thomas: Back off?
Hannah: I know where the gold is, and I'm going after it.
Thomas: Nuzo was killed because of that gold.
Hannah: I know. I had nothing to do with that. I know you don't believe me, Thomas, but it's the truth. Just remember, I asked you nicely to stand down. Goodbye.
[Hannah and the armed men drive away, leaving Magnum and Higgins unharmed]

Becca: I watch House everyday at four. Dr. House is smart, but his R's are too hard because the actor who plays him is British. Your R's are too hard. You're British too.

Thomas: [outside tattoo parlor] You wait here. I'm gonna do some recon.
Juliet: I'm going with you!
Thomas: I don't think it's a good idea. You'd stick out.
Juliet: How do you figure?
Thomas: Well, you don't look like the kind of person who would think about getting a tattoo, much less *have* one.
Juliet: Gmpf. Shows how much you know. Actually, I do have a tattoo.
Thomas: I've seen you in a sports bra and a swimsuit, I did not see a tattoo.
Juliet: Where it is, you never will.

Jin: [to Magnum and Higgins] I've met my N.S.S.M.
[Magnum and Higgins give him puzzled looks]
Jin: Non-sexual soul mate.
[pause]
Jin: Like you guys.

Juliet: This Hannah is the woman you were going to marry?
[pause]
Juliet: Lara told me there was someone, but that's all she told me.
Thomas: Hannah was a CIA case officer. She was embedded with me and the guys in Afghanistan. She would use her assets and analysis to locate high-value targets that we'd then go after.
Juliet: And things got personal between you.
[pause]
Thomas: But how did she end up a fugitive?
Thomas: [shakes his head] Doesn't matter.

Ella: [finding a gun in a tree hollow] Is that a .38?
Juliet: Yes. How did you know that?
Ella: A .38 was used to kill the Akamus. That has to be the murder weapon.
Juliet: Yeah. It seems our cold case just got a lot warmer.

Ella: Doesn't look like anyone's home.
Juliet: Let's make sure, shall we?
Ella: How?
Juliet: By finding out who lives here and getting their phone numbers, I can track their current location.
Ella: So, you're hacking them.
Juliet: Of course not. That would be... improper.
Ella: And illegal.
Juliet: Indeed. Look, can I trust that any of the tricks of the trade you learn today will never be copied?
Ella: Indeed.

Thomas: I brought you some gifts.
Detective: [puzzled] Fire extinguishers?
Thomas: Wait till you see what's inside.

Ella: Five years ago, Mr. and Mrs. Akamu and their daughter were shot and killed during a robbery. They also had a 14-year-old son, but he snuck out to sleep at a friend's house, so he wasn't there. He found them when he came home the next morning.
Juliet: That's awful.
Ella: The Akamu case was the fourth in a string of robberies my mom was working on. The case went cold, but...
Juliet: She couldn't let it go. Ella... I just wanna caution you not to get your hopes up. It seems like your mother was incredibly thorough, and, honestly, without any new information, it's very unlikely we'd be able to solve this.
Ella: But there is new information.
[showing her an envelope]
Ella: This came in the mail the week my mom died. Only I just found it.
Juliet: [taking out the contents] "If you want to solve the Akamu case, look behind the abandoned house at 3285 Beaumont. In a tree hollow." That's interesting.
Ella: So... I went there. Rang the bell. I told the guy I left something in the woods before he moved in and I asked if I could get it. He slammed the door on me.
Juliet: Well, that's rather rude. Look, maybe we should loop in the police with this new information. I have a friend in HPD, and he would...
Ella: Please don't tell him. I'm worried if we hand over the letter, I'll be kept out of this and no one will take it seriously.
Juliet: Well... I'm taking it very seriously.
[closing the case file]
Juliet: Okay. Let's go.
Ella: Where?
Juliet: Back to 3285 Beaumont.

Theodore: What the hell are y'all doing?
Orville: Well, I'm-I'm prepping Thomas to get him out of jury duty, but it's not going very well. You know, maybe I should go in your place. If you recall, I did a pretty good impersonation of you not long ago.
Thomas: Oh, that time you broke up a wedding, lost the venue, and almost got me sued? No, thanks.

Ella: How's it going?
Juliet: I haven't found what I need just yet, but I'm not giving up.
Ella: Dad said I could help.
Juliet: Mm, forgive me, but I'm gonna have to hear that from him this time.
Cole: It's okay. We talked, and... well, I think I get why she needs to see this through.

Ice: My guess? They're amateurs.
Orville: What makes you say that?
Ice: Because if you're gonna pull a cowboy score like that, you wait 'till the end of the night when the maximum amount of coin is on the table. Look, my advice to you, kid? Be smart. Stay out. Guy like Pascale gets involved, it always gets messy. And no skirt is worth a bullet between the eyes.
Orville: Toni is way more than that.
Ice: You sound bit, my friend.
Orville: Maybe. She has MS.
Ice: Tough break.
Orville: Not for her, it isn't. Let me tell you, Ice, this woman is stronger than I ever will be. And she knows me well. So much so that I was afraid to make a move at first.
Ice: Got a gal who can call you out on all that baggage you got. That's a horse of a different color.
Orville: So, you think you can talk to Pascale? He gave her a deadline 'till this afternoon. I-I just need a little more time to track down the dough.
Ice: My one redeeming quality in this life is that I've always tried to be a father figure to you. What kind of father figure would I be now if I stepped in? No. You got yourself into this, Rick. Get yourself out. It's the only way you're gonna learn.

Juliett: [discussing the name of Robin's yacht] Magnum, you're not gonna figure it out. I already tried.
Thomas: Once again questioning my investigative skills.
Juliett: Is it really any wonder with brilliant deductions like "turkey robot"?
Thomas: I found out you were MI6.
Juliett: I'm still baffled by that. When are you gonna tell me how you worked that out?
Thomas: When it stops driving you crazy.

Thomas: Hey, Higgy, uh, can you do me a favor and track someone down?
Juliett: Again? Who is it this time?
Thomas: Me.
Juliett: Thomas, what have you gotten yourself into?
Thomas: A crate with about 200 pounds of cocaine.

Kumu: [walks in] What's going on? I thought I heard a...
[sees Magnum carrying the crying baby]
Kumu: Yes... one of those! What's that baby doing here?
Juliet: You didn't notice? He's been living in the guest house for three years
Kumu: I meant the smaller one
Thomas: Someone left him at the front gate

Quinn: What's the plan?
Tani: We get help.

Thomas: Maybe Belle is from a long time ago. We have to dig into Robin's past.
Juliett: He's not Charles Foster Kane.
Thomas: Who's that?
Juliett: You've never heard of Charles Foster Kane?
Thomas: Don't act like I'm supposed to know who it is. It's not like it's Tom Brady or something.
Juliett: Who's Tom Brady?
Thomas: Are you serious? You don't know who Tom Brady is?
Juliett: Oh, he's the dad from that American TV show, uh... "The Brady Bunch".
Thomas: Are you kidding me?

Thomas: I can't believe you don't know what "T.R. Belle" stands for.
Juliett: Neither do you.
Thomas: Yeah, but you had it stenciled on the boat. You had a-a week to figure it out. I've had, like, one hour. T.R. Belle. Maybe T.R. is for... tax return. Teddy Roosevelt. Turkey robot.
Juliett: [sarcastic] Turkey robot. Yeah, that's definitely it.
Thomas: Who knows? Maybe it's the name of Robin's next book. In the future, an army of robotic turkeys take over the world.

Jin: Um, I'm confused. Where're the strippers?
TC: Dude, it's 2020, man
Jin: Okay, then we can have 20 female strippers and 20 male strippers. That's equality.

Thomas: I'm surprised you're back in jail.
Jin: Oh, I consider jail more as my second home.
Juliet: [to Magnum] Are you in any way surprised? I mean, it's Jin.
Thomas: Yeah, but I thought he turned a corner.
Jin: Yeah, me too, but the problem is, I turned four corners and ended up right back here.

Detective: You look just like Phoebe.
Ella: You knew my mom?
Detective: Mm-hmm.
Ella: So, you'll help us?
Detective: [glancing at Higgins] I'll call the crime lab and ask for a favor. We can go from there.

Juliet: [to Magnum] Something tells me this reserve-duty assignment is a far bigger deal than you're letting on.

Sharon: I'm sorry, it's not my phone.
[closes door]
Thomas: Something's off.
Juliet: Yeah, she couldn't get rid of us fast enough.

Juliett: [after Robin's yacht is hijacked] Magnum, they're getting away.
Thomas: I couldn't stop them and help you.
Juliett: I'm fine. I'm just nicked in the arm.
Thomas: [seeing the wound] That's not a nick. The bullet could have hit your artery. We need to dress that immediately.

Juliet: I'm truly sorry for this morning. I assure you that I don't normally let children ride shotgun on triple-homicide investigations.
Cole: What do you want?
Juliet: Well, for the first time in years, there's been a break in the case.
Cole: I don't believe this.
Juliet: Look, I promise, I-I won't keep Ella involved, but if I could just take a look at your wife's early work with fresh eyes...
Cole: No. When my wife was diagnosed with cancer, we were told she had a year to live. One year. We didn't even get that. Why? This case. She was obsessed with it 'til the bitter end. This case stole my wife from me. I'm not about to lose Ella down that same rabbit hole.
Juliet: With all due respect, have you asked your daughter why this means so much to her?
[he shakes his head]
Juliet: I think if you did, you'd find that she's not just looking for answers. She wants to make amends, to get closure, and not just for herself. Adam Akamu lost his whole family five years ago. And to this day, no one's told him why. Please.
[he moves aside to let her in]
Juliet: Thank you.

Ice: I wasn't expecting you until next week, so this has to be serious.
Orville: Yeah. Got myself in a bit of a bind.
Ice: What's her name?
Orville: Toni.
Ice: Tell me.
Orville: Well, last night she's hosting a poker game. I offered to help. Brought in a couple whales. About halfway through, two mutts kick in the door and rob it. Now, the problem is Toni is the bank, so she's on the hook to the guy who was in the lead.
Ice: And who's that?
Orville: Pascale Parata.
Ice: How the hell did you rope Pascale in?
[seeing Rick's face, realization dawns on him]
Ice: You dropped my name.
Orville: Sorry, Ice Pick.
Ice: You were always in a jam growing up, Rick. Headed down the wrong path. On your way to becoming a criminal degenerate like me. So what do I do? I nudge you onto another path. Now you're a war hero earning an honest living and still you're mixing up with animals like Pascale. And what the hell were you doing bringing a crime boss to a game?
Orville: Look, I know, I know. It was stupid. I get it, all right?

Bob: You have a teenage daughter?
Juliet: No. But I was one.

Juliett: [reviewing surveillance footage for Kumu] There! She returned about 40 minutes ago.
Thomas: The man with her is in bad shape. You know that guy?
Juliett: It's hard to tell. I don't think so.
[fast-forwarding]
Juliett: Magnum, he has a gun. Who the hell is this?

Thomas: Now, when you say the car's off-limits, is that coming from you or Robin?
Juliett: You should already know that when it comes to Robin's possessions, I speak for him.
[entering the house and seeing a bloody towel and bandages]
Juliett: No, I did not leave the house like this.

Juliett: Should I even ask how you two got into this predicament?
Thomas: Well, long story short, Luther's kind of a terrible mentor.
Luther H. Gillis: I'm disappointed in Willa, but oddly... also kind of proud.
Thomas: Yeah, we gotta ping her cell phone, see if we can get that laptop back. Higgins, could you...
Juliett: Happy to help.
Thomas: Wow. That was... easier than I thought. It's almost like you actually care.
Juliett: I care about Sergeant Howl, Magnum, not about you.
Thomas: Whatever works.

Detective: Still don't get why you guys are doing this.
Thomas: Mike and Terry wanted to free these people, and it cost them their lives. We didn't know them but they're still our brothers. We're going to finish what they started.

Detective: I spoke to the P.A. She plans to go for the max.
Juliet: Which means, thanks to you, Ella, Clara is going away for a really long time.
Cole: Well, we appreciate the house call. We know you've had a long day.
Ella: So, how much do I owe you, Juliet?
Juliet: [short laugh] Uh, well, Ella, you saved my life today, so I reckon we're square. Thank you.
Cole: Your mom would've been so proud of you today. I know I am.
Ella: [his hug goes on longer than desired] Okay, now you're just embarrassing me.

Detective: All right, listen up. As of this moment, any officer who's off duty is now *on.* We have an escaped prisoner on the run named Mason Watts. He's not just any prisoner, he's a mad murderer who was declared criminally insane. We need to hunt him down and we need to do it fast. We're less than three miles from a residential area. Set up checkpoints on all major streets in the vicinity, I want birds in the air and canines on the ground. It's Halloween, kids are on the street, and we have a real-life monster on the loose. Let's go get him!

Thomas: Look, all you had to do was not open the gate and let the tow truck in, right? Kumu?
Kumu: I'm staying out of this. Think of me as Hawaiian Switzerland.
Thomas: The Ferrari is Robin's property. Your job is to literally look after his property.
Juliett: With the exception of the Ferrari, which he entrusted to you, making it your responsibility.
Thomas: Oh, okay, I get it. This is some, I don't know, bizarro-twisted way of teaching me a lesson.
Juliett: A lesson in responsibility that is well-deserved and long overdue. I mean, now you have to tell Robin about why he's got one less Ferrari.
Thomas: You know, you're treating me like I'm twelve years old.
Juliett: [scoffing laugh] I would never. I mean, you have nowhere near the maturity of a twelve year old.
Thomas: She's just doing this to mess with me.
Juliett: That's not true. Part of my job as majordomo of this estate is keeping the employees at Robin's Nest accountable. I'm just doing my job.
Thomas: Then why are you smiling?

Toni: This is amazing. Bert Lyons just rebought for 30K and didn't blink.
Orville: Well, that's chump change for him. Chump change for all of 'em, actually.

Milo: So, what were you doing out in the woods?
Kumu: That's sort of my secret spot.
Milo: Oh.
Kumu: It's where my late husband took me on our first date.
Milo: Oh.
Kumu: It's also where he later proposed to me. He passed away five years ago this week. I know it sounds a little crazy, but whenever I'm out there, away from everything and everyone... I can still feel him there with me.
Milo: Doesn't sound crazy.
Kumu: [finishing dressing his wound] Okay, there. That should do it. Okay, we should call HPD and get you to a doctor.
Milo: No need to call the cops.
[cocking a gun]
Milo: Sorry, lady. They're already looking for me.

Thomas: You all right?
Orville: She's leaving. She's going back to the mainland.
Thomas: I'm sorry to hear that.
Orville: Yeah. It's not that bad. You know, we freed those people, got the money back.
Thomas: Just didn't get the girl.
Orville: Nah.
Thomas: Look at the bright side, you still got me, TC, and... a plant.
Orville: Still, though, I'd rather have the girl. You know, if I had to choose.
Thomas: Yeah, I don't blame you, brother. I don't blame you.

Juliet: Melinda killed her own child and then reported her missing.
Thomas: But then who was kept in that shed?

Thomas: [narrating] It's not like Rick to call in the middle of the night, so I knew right away it was bad. Now, I don't have all the details, but I guess his friend Toni was looking to put together some quick cash to help out her sick brother. Enter Rick, who was able to rope in some whales for a card game. The only problem is the game got hit. The whole situation makes me think of that old saying: no good deed goes unpunished.

[Magnum enters the house. Sensing a danger, he draws his gun. Kumu walks out of the kitchen, looking frightened]
Thomas: Kumu, you okay? What's going on?
[Hannah comes out of the kitchen, blood covering her shirt, pointing a gun at Kumu. She presses her left palm to her injury]
Thomas: [shocked] Hannah?
Hannah: Hello, Thomas.
Thomas: Kumu, go to the main house. Don't say anything to anyone. It's okay. Go.
[Kumu looks fearfully at Hannah, then leaves. Magnum and Hannah point their guns at each other]
Thomas: Whoever shot you has lousy aim.
Hannah: [panting painfully] Actually, there were two of them. I was lucky to get out of there alive.
Thomas: I don't suppose you were at a house in Makakilo today?
[pause]
Thomas: You murdered my client.
Hannah: I had no choice. I had Dotson hire you to find Pak Jung Soo. After you did, Dotson stashed him somewhere and tried to change the terms of our deal.
[a: Hannah threatens Dotson with her gun]
Hannah: Where is he?
Tyler: Pay me my money, and I'll take you to him.
[Hannah throws an envelope to Dotson]
Hannah: That's all I have.
[Dotson takes a wad of money out of the envelope]
Tyler: Well, then you better find a way of getting the rest.
[Hannah shoots near Dotson's head]
Hannah: There is no rest. Where is he?
[an armed man appears behind Hannah. Hannah turns to face him. He shoots Hannah at her stomach. Hannah shoots back and kills him. They both collapse. Dotson rushes to the other man and picks his gun. Hannah retrieves her gun and points it at Dotson]
Hannah: Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't!
[Dotson does not listen to Hannah and points the gun at her. Before he can shoot, she shoots first and kills him. The flashback ends]
Thomas: Why were you after Pak?
Hannah: He was the architect of North Korea's attempt to destabilize the U.S. economy using counterfeit currency.
Thomas: You didn't answer my question. Why did you need him?
Hannah: It's the same reason I needed the gold from that sunken ship. It's the same reason I betrayed you and the guys in Afghanistan.
[weakened by loss of blood, Hannah collapses. Magnum rushes to her and takes her gun. He drops the gun on the sofa, takes a cellphone from his pocket and dials a number]
Hannah: Wait. Thomas, what are you doing?
[a voice is heard from the phone "HPD. How may I direct your call?"]
Thomas: I need to speak to Detective Katsumoto.
Hannah: [pleading] No. Hang up the phone. Please.
Thomas: You committed treason!
Hannah: Hang up the phone.
Thomas: You're going to prison!
Hannah: Just hear me out, okay?

Juliet: Ooh, you're looking dashing. New shirt?
Rick: Aw, nice of someone to notice.
TC: Suzy's coming back today.
Juliet: Oh, that's right. How are you feeling about your imminent reunion?
Rick: I'm a little nervous, hoping we can pick up where we left off, uh... hey, you want some breakfast?
Juliet: [seeing TC's non-verbal head shake] Uh, no, thank you. I have already eaten this morning. I'm actually just here to meet a woman named Ella, a new client.
TC: Where's TM?
Juliet: He's spending the day with a Vietnam vet in hospice.
[her phone chimes]
Juliet: Oh, it seems my client has just arrived.
TC: [looking over her shoulder] You ever speak to this client?
Juliet: No. We just exchanged e-mails. Why?
Rick: Uh, 'cause "woman" might be pushing it a bit.
TC: [turning around, Higgy sees a teenage girl] Missing pet?
Rick: I'm gonna go with lost diary.

Ella: So, what are we looking for?
Juliet: So, Adam Akamu said that early on, HPD were investigating a rumor that his mum was having an affair. They moved off it as a motive once robbery became a theory, but now that we know the robbery was staged...
Ella: You think we oughta check it out.
Juliet: I do. I mean, if Mrs. Akamu had an angry boyfriend, that could be our killer. I just... I can't find any mention of it in your mum's notes yet.
Ella: That's 'cause we're looking in the wrong place. Older stuff is in the closet, back shelf.
[opening the closet]
Ella: Hey, Dad, can you help? It's that one.
Cole: [taking a box off a shelf and setting it down] Okay. What are we hoping to find?
Juliet: Uh, statements. Anyone claiming to have firsthand knowledge of the affair.
Ella: How about gossip?
Juliet: Hmm?
[taking papers from her]
Juliet: This woman says she heard of the affair from Clara, who claims to have seen the couple in the flesh.
Ella: But didn't we already talk to her?
Juliet: Yeah, we did. She might be the only person to have ever seen our killer. Time I paid her another visit.

Juliett: How was your stay in the big house?
Thomas: Thanks for getting me out.
Juliett: Josh's future depends on it.
Thomas: Yeah, but also because you didn't want me locked up in jail, right?
[Higgins just stares]

Juliet: But this is basically a missing persons case, and we've handled plenty of those before.
Thomas: Yeah, but this time we don't even know who the missing person is.

Hannah: Just hear me out, okay? I know you have no reason to trust me.
Thomas: You're right. I don't.
Hannah: Just ask yourself this. Why would I risk everything to come here?
Thomas: I'm done asking questions.
Hannah: Thomas, please. I'm ready to tell you the truth, all of it. You deserve that.
Detective: [his voice is heard from the phone] This is Katsumoto.
Hannah: But more than that, I think it's something you need... Sorry I can't help you, Magnum.
Detective: Hello? Hello?
Hannah: Please. Please.
[Hannah faints]
Detective: Hello?
[Magnum turns off the phone]

Thomas: By the way, I promise to never lie to you again
Detective: You just did!

Thomas: I could use a little help here.
Juliet: It's just one guy.
Thomas: He's a really big guy!

[Magnum goes over his belongings from the military service. He finds a photo of Hannah,: Hannah is sleeping, and Magnum photographs her. Hannah wakes up]
Hannah: Did you just take a picture of me?
Thomas: [smiles] Way better than when you're awake.
Hannah: Funny.
Thomas: [bends over Hannah] How about some coffee?
Hannah: Mm, yes, I would love one of those dark roasts from Milly's that you're always raving about.
Thomas: Oh, Milly's. That sounds good. Mm-hmm.
Hannah: [hugs Magnum] And a big stack of pancakes. And then I want to see the place you used to go to with your dad.
Thomas: Luray Caverns.
Hannah: [nods] Yeah.
Thomas: Yeah?
Hannah: I want to see it.
[they kiss passionately]

Thomas: Morning, boys.
Theodore: Oh, hell no. We agreed to help put together your barbecue. You ain't say nothing about slaughtering no damn chickens.
Thomas: Relax, we're not gonna kill Beaker and Chick Norris. This is just my payment for the Kawailoa job.
Orville: Curious, do you even take cash anymore?

Thomas: [narrating] I'm gonna call my best friend and see what HPD knows that isn't in the file.
[Magnum calls Katsumoto. Katsumoto answers the phone, immediately recognizing who is the caller]
Detective: [sourly] Whatever you want, my answer's no.
Thomas: But a life is on the line.
Detective: Detective Dole already investigated Libby Conner's murder.
Thomas: How did you know...
Detective: He painstakingly collected evidence and brought it to the P.A., who decided to prosecute Josh Healy because the case was solid.
Thomas: Yeah, but there was another suspect who was never interviewed.
Detective: Police work 101: you follow leads. When one pans out, you don't then follow the other hundred. That would waste time and resources.
Thomas: What if Josh is innocent?
Detective: I'm certain you'll prove it.
Thomas: Really?
Detective: No.

Juliet: Hi.
Thomas: Hey, there she is. How you doing, Higgy?
TC: Couldn't believe when I heard that kid got you into real trouble.
Juliet: Yeah. Well... and yet I think I still fared better than Magnum here.
Thomas: Hey, I took one for the team, all right? You never let a dying man drink alone.
TC: Yeah, what you need is a little hair of the dog. You in, Higgy?
Juliet: Yeah. Sure. Never let a dying man drink alone, as they say.

Thomas: [narrating] TC and I went by Charley Franks' apartment. Place was empty, but we talked to a neighbor who saw Charley leaving this morning with a backpack and overnight bag. My guess is our wheel man's gonna lay low for a bit. And I think I might know where.
Theodore: So you think we're gonna find him over there?
Thomas: Mm. I know this might sound crazy, but I've my fair share of skip traces, and more than half the time, they're hiding out at their mom's place.

[last: the four friends are at the airport, after the completion of the mission]
Thomas: You know, what we did today, that was, uh... more than anybody should ever ask of their friends, so... I just want to say thank you.
[TC nods and places his hand on Magnum's right shoulder]
TC: Come on, brother. We're family. That's what we do for each other.
[Rick places his hand on Magnum's left shoulder]
Rick: Yeah, the big man's right. We're family. We always got your back.
Thomas: Appreciate it.
[TC hugs Higgins' shoulder]
TC: You, too, Higgy baby.
[they all smile and stand together, hugging each other]

[Rick has just told TC that Hannah is in the island]
TC: They say forgiveness is the best form of revenge. But in this case, the only payback is that woman rotting in jail for the rest of her life.

Juliet: Why don't we take a lunch break? You must be hungry.
Ella: No, I don't want to stop. I'm fine.
Juliet: Well, we're kind of in a holding pattern 'til we get the results back from the lab, so...
Ella: There has to be something more we can do. We have to keep going.
Juliet: Look, I understand your desire to do this for your mum, I really do, but... I feel like there's something else going on here. Am I wrong? Why don't you sit down? Talk to me.
Ella: [doing so] She was sick for a whole year. It was really hard to watch. One day, I was playing a video game, and she wanted me to read with her, but I didn't want to stop playing. We had a fight. I said really terrible things, then ran to my room and slammed the door. The next morning, she was in a coma. And a week later, she was gone. The things I said... what if she died thinking I meant it?
Juliet: Ella... it took me only 15 minutes to tell how special you are and how much you loved your mum. I am certain that she knew it, too. Okay? And even though you didn't get to have a proper goodbye, it doesn't change those ten years that you shared with her.
Ella: We can still keep going, right?
Juliet: Yeah, of course we can. Maybe if-if we can figure out what your mum's last move was, we can just pick up where she left off.
Ella: Well, that's easy.
[taking something out of her backpack]
Ella: This is my mom's notebook. She wrote this note a few weeks before she died.
Juliet: "Talk to neighbors about Ellsworth"? Any idea what that means?
Ella: I looked through everything, and there's no Ellsworth anywhere.
Juliet: Well... let's ask the neighbors, shall we?

Juliet: So, I recently met a wonderful man called Cole. And we've been texting for the past few weeks and then he finally asked me out on a date.
Dr. Linda Ogawa: Okay, that all sounds lovely.
Juliet: Yes, but unfortunately, I had to cancel because w-we were hired for a job.
Dr. Linda Ogawa: You can always reschedule, right?
Juliet: Yes, I could. Only...
Dr. Linda Ogawa: You don't want to.
Juliet: I think that's why I'm here. Before we landed the job, Magnum actually asked if I wanted to spend the day with him. And the truth is that I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. Like, what did he mean and... why such a small gesture is affecting me so much.
Dr. Linda Ogawa: Maybe because you wanted to spend the day with him?
Juliet: Well, I mean, at that moment, the idea of spending the day with Magnum, it was more appealing than the idea of a picnic with Cole. So-so-so, yes, I suppose so. I mean, in any case, I have to fix this because I-I can't have Magnum, of all people, on my mind all the time.
Dr. Linda Ogawa: Well, you're having a recurring dream where the two of you kiss. I'd say he's on your mind whether you like it or not.
Juliet: Yes, but it isn't, it isn't a good thing. I mean, I've had this fearful feeling all day.
Dr. Linda Ogawa: Fearful of what might happen?
Juliet: Well, yes, that, but also... fearful that... maybe he would never ask me again.

Thomas: Theoretically, Toni could have told these two guys about the game, right?
Orville: Oh, come on. You crazy? Toni?
Thomas: You said it yourself. Her brother needs care. A big score like that could help.
Orville: Yeah, but she was already taking a rake.
Thomas: What is it, five percent?
Orville: Toni's not gonna rip off her own game.
Thomas: I don't know, man. You'd be surprised what people would do for family.

Ella: Ms. Higgins? Hi. I'm Ella.
Juliet: Hi, Ella. It's lovely to meet you. You can call me Juliet. So, how can I help you?
Ella: I need you to help me solve a triple homicide from 2017.

Rick: I owe you an apology. I came on way too strong earlier, and I could've been more supportive of your decision.
Suzy: You don't need to apologize.
Rick: Yes, I do. Truth is, you're right. You and I, we're not the priority anymore. This baby is. And whatever you feel this family needs, I'm here for it. For both of you.
Suzy: Thank you.
Rick: Case in point, this brand-new, top-of-the-line Babyletto baby crib.
Suzy: Full disclosure, you're still coming on a little strong.
Rick: Yeah, but, like, for the baby, it's cool, right?

TC: Didn't go so well with Suzy, huh?
Rick: You know, it started great. I mean, we're talking, we're laughing. It was everything I wanted it to be. And then she says we should be friends. Total curveball.
TC: I'm sorry, man. I know that's not what you were hoping for. You know, but... from the day you two met, nothing's gone to plan.
Rick: That supposed to make me feel better?
TC: I'm just saying, Suzy and this baby are two of the best things that ever happened to you. And you ain't see either one of those coming. Curveball ain't always a bad thing. Come on, what did we say in the Corps whenever things went sideways?
Rick,53190: Semper Gumby.
TC: Yup. Always be flexible. Maybe stop stressing about where you and Suzy end up and just... see where it goes.
Rick: So, be cool. Go with the flow.
TC: Exactly. And let her take point. You just make sure you watch her six.

Juliett: How're you going to look after a goat when you can't look after yourself?
Thomas: Well, that's not true. Not entirely true.
[pause]
Thomas: Somewhat true.

Juliett: You know, you really didn't have to hold on quite that tight, Magnum.
Thomas: Well, you didn't have to go so fast. You did that on purpose.
[seeing one of Robin's cars]
Thomas: Wow! Look a that!
Juliett: Mm, that's Robin's new toy.
Thomas: Supra!
Juliett: Uh-huh.
Thomas: It's beautiful.
Juliett: And it's completely off-limits to you, by the way.
Thomas: Relax, I'm just admiring.

TC: You got two men on your tail. Both of 'em packing heat.
Thomas: It's gotta be the same guys that tried to run me over. I think they're after Sergei.
TC: Well I'd say after firing on HPD, they're willing to go through anybody who gets in their way. I've got news for you, Homie. You're in the damn way!

Voice: [First line] "Previously on Hawaii Five-0"

Detective: Let us in, Magnum. There's a manhunt in progress, and we tracked the fugitive to this area.
Thomas: Yeah, I know. Milo Rivers, right?
Detective: That's right. How did you...
Juliett: He's already been here. And you can add kidnapping to his murder charge, as he's taken Kumu.

Thomas: [to locked-up growling Zeus and Apollo who are disrupting his romantic dinner with Abby] Really, guys? Are we just gonna do this all night?
[Abby tosses them a morsel from the table which placates them for a short while]

Brianna: Do you think there's time for you to find anything?
Thomas: If there's something to find, I'm gonna find it.
Brianna: You know, um, all these years, I've been both mother and father to Josh. But his-his drinking just really got in the way. And I'm wondering maybe if I had done more...
Thomas: You know none of this is your fault.
Brianna: You don't know that.
Thomas: You know, when I was... when I was six, I lost my father, and I miss him every day. I turned out pretty good. And most of the credit goes to my mom. She was... she was enough. My bet is you are, too.
Brianna: That's why you took this case, isn't it? I thought it was 'cause you felt guilty about getting out of jury duty.
Thomas: No, I took this case because you needed help.

Theodore: Is it the compression rotor?
Kenny: No.
Theodore: The turbine?
Kenny: It ain't the turbine. The entire engine's shot. We are grounded, bro.
Theodore: No, no, no. No! I need this bird in the air today.
Kenny: You got a better chance of getting my wheelchair airborne today. Why don't you ask the, uh, shrimp truck guy to borrow his chopper?
Theodore: Look, I did. Kamekona's is already booked. Damn, Shammy, how come you didn't catch this in your maintenance report?
Kenny: Because magically predicting random breakdowns isn't part of my job.

Juliet: Well, I mean, you and McGarrett are pretty similar in some ways. You're both equally reckless, but good at getting the job done. Small difference is that he's the fully functioning adult, while you still have a *little* growing up to do.

Rick: Flow? This guy's got game like a clogged drain! You kidding me?

Detective: Leo Cho. Worked for the Company.
Thomas: The Hawaiian Syndicate? Thought they were done decades ago.
Detective: They were. 'Till they thought it was safe to re-engage. Now they hide behind clean businesses. You made some pretty bad enemies, Magnum.
Juliett: Actually, uh, I was responsible for this body.
Detective: This body? Is there another I should be aware of?
Thomas: Well, funny you should ask. Rudy Wong is no longer with us.
[indicating the body]
Thomas: But that's all him.

TC: You know I love taste-test day.
Rick: Hmm?
[seeing TC's reaction]
Rick: What?
TC: Uh... not to stifle your creativity, but, uh, is there fish in this smoothie?
Rick: Fish *oil*. Rich in omega-3s. Plus we got leafy greens, antioxidants. That right there is a tall glass of pure health.
TC: Yeah, you can't put that on the menu.
Rick: Oh, no, no, that's not for the menu. That's for Suzy. She gets back today, so I gotta, you know, step it up. That smoothie has all the nutrients that she and the baby need.
TC: It ain't gonna help if she throws it up.
Rick: Oh, come on. It can't be that bad.
[taking a gulp and groaning in disgust]
Rick: Good God, man. How can you let me drink that?

Theodore: [hearing a truck beeping nearby] What's that?
Thomas: I have no idea.
Theodore: Wait a minute. That's four words that the head of security here should never say.
Thomas: [turning to leave] I'll be right back.
Orville: You know what? Twenty bucks says he planned that just to get out of helping us.

Juliett: [after Magnum's car breaks down] Why are you even calling me? I'm not your mother. You're supposed to be a grown man who can look after himself.
Thomas: So, you're just gonna leave me stranded out here? I thought we were partners. What happened to "ride together, die together"?
Juliett: Number one, we don't have a motto. Number two, if we did, it wouldn't be that. And number three, don't play the partner card with me.
Thomas: Oh, come on. I-I called everyone; Kumu, Rick, TC. No one's picking up.
Juliett: Oh, so I'm call number four, am I?
Thomas: Yes, but you're number one in my thoughts and prayers. Come on, Higgy. Please don't make me beg.

Angie: That bad, huh? Sorry. It's just... well, you obviously had a tough day. Working on your third round. Doesn't really seem to be helping.
Greg: Am I that obvious?
Angie: Might I suggest the problem is you're doing it wrong? You need to consume a lot more. Only the hard stuff. And... you certainly can't drink alone.

Thomas: Hey, uh, Higgy, did I misread that text, or did you just get fired?
Juliet: Uh... not fired, uh, exactly. Just temporarily un-hired.
Thomas: See, this is what happens when I'm not there.
Juliet: Okay, did you just call to gloat? Because I actually have a triple homicide to solve.
Thomas: Oh, okay, so you're still working the case?
Juliet: Yeah, I mean, Ella may need her dad's permission, but I certainly don't. And, you know, a little pro bono never hurt anyone.
Thomas: I am gone for one day and you bring Fun Higgins to work?
Juliet: I'm always fun.
Thomas: Okay, well, Fun Higgins has some jokes, 'cause you're definitely not always fun.

Thomas: Now, when you said you wanted me to go with you on a test drive, this is not what I had in mind.
Rick: [it's revealed they're shopping for strollers] Oh, come on. Get a load of this bad boy, huh? Carbon fiber frame. Convertible travel system.
Thomas: I mean, you gotta be kidding me. For that price, you can buy yourself a decent used car. What about that one? It's less expensive, and it's got a convenient little cubby for your beer.
Rick: Pretty sure that's a cupholder for the baby.
Thomas: Now, why would a baby need a beer, Rick? That's very irresponsible parenting.

Brandon: Oh, man, you are a lifesaver, literally.
Thomas: All good, brother. Watch your step.
Brandon: You got it.
Juliett: Juliett Higgins. Welcome aboard.
Brandon: Ah, thanks. Great yacht.
[drawing a pistol]
Brandon: I think I'll take it. Get back. Get back.
[to Magnum]
Brandon: Stay right where you are. Get back. Now, get off the boat.
Juliett: No, I'm sorry, I, uh... I won't be doing that.
Brandon: Excuse me? What do you mean "no"?
Juliett: Well, this isn't my vessel to surrender. It belongs to my employer.
Brandon: [indicating his gun] Well, you see this? This means I make the rules, not you.
Thomas: You talking about that funny hat? Kind of hot to be wearing a beanie, isn't it?
Brandon: You say another word and I'll shoot you instead!
Thomas: Another word.

Thomas: How did the tow truck get ahold of the Ferrari?
Juliett: It was simple, really. They just fit brackets to the wheels so that the towing mechanism can safely lift the car onto the back of the truck.
Kumu: What'd you think? They yank it up with a big hook like in the cartoons?
Thomas: No, I mean, like, why did they tow it away?
Juliett: Well, that's also simple. After you damaged the Ferrari, the check that you cut for the repairs bounced. So the Ferrari's gonna remain repossessed until you can pay the debt.
Thomas: Well, clearly, I just needed a little more time. Why didn't you cover me?
Juliett: I think he's missing the point here, Kumu.

Hannah: Rick, I get that you're upset with me.
Rick: Upset? I've waited three years to tell you exactly how I feel about you. Upset? What you did to us, what you did to Thomas? And we were family.
Hannah: Yeah, we were. But so is my father. Look, I thought the four of you would keep each other safe until I got you out. I really did. And I tried. I... I tried.
Rick: You don't know that he loved you. You have no idea how much he loved you.

[Higgins is told that Magnum was arrested for using fake money]
Juliet: Figures. The one time Magnum actually has money, and it isn't even real.

Rick: Are you okay?
Juliet: Truthfully, not really. I mean I'm holding it together. But thinking about losing Thomas is making me ..
Rick: Scared.
Juliet: And angry. I think about life without him. And then I think what I'd do to whoever took him away.
Rick: I know how you feel. Trust me, we all do... . But what we need to do right now, is be on our "A" game - for Thomas.

Juliet: [after being knocked unconscious] What are you doing? What happened?
Clara: What happened was you couldn't leave well enough alone.
Juliet: It was you. You killed them.
Clara: Feels good to finally admit it.

Quinn: Are you seriously hitting on me in the middle of an abduction?
Rick: I don't know how to answer that question.

Juliett: Your self-congratulatory demeanor is repugnant, Magnum. You lied under oath to be dismissed.
Thomas: Not exactly. I wouldn't have made a good juror. That wasn't a lie.
Juliett: Has anyone ever explained karma to you?
Thomas: Yeah, I'm not worried.

Lara: Did you know he almost got married once?
Juliet: Magnum?
Lara: I don't think he's ever gotten over what happened.

Ella: Have you talked to Juliet?
Detective: I just left her a message.
Ella: But she hasn't called back?
Detective: What's wrong, Ella?
Ella: She left to follow a lead, like, an hour ago, and she's not answering texts. Dad says she's just busy, but I've got a bad feeling.
Detective: Do you know where she went?
Ella: To talk to one of the neighbors.
Detective: [becoming alarmed] Which one?

[first lines]
Thomas: [to Zeus and Apollo, the menacing dogs] Easy. Easy. Okay, steady, boys, steady. Steady!
[their: ]
Thomas: Stop. Stop!
Juliet: [over comm, while watching with binoculars] No, no, no, Magnum, you're doing it all wrong.
Thomas: How can I be doing it wrong? I haven't even done anything!
Juliet: Dogs have a pack mentality, Magnum. Right? In every pack there is an Alpha. The Alpha has the first and the last say. You need to be commanding. And lose all the emotion from your voice.
Thomas: Okay. Whatever you say, Master Yoda.
Juliet: Sorry. I- I don't get the reference. Not a Star Trek fan.
Thomas: [as the dogs continue barking] Star Trek? You gotta be kidding me.
Juliet: Yes! Of course I'm kidding you. That's a test you failed because you're being too emotional. Now. Be. The. Alpha!
Thomas: Okay. Apollo-!
Juliet: [exasperated] Magnum, that's Zeus. Surely you can tell them apart.
Thomas: Of course I can't!
[barking continues]
Juliet: What did I say about being so emotional?
Thomas: Okay.
[to: ]
Thomas: Okay, okay. Zeus... Sit!
Juliet: [as the dogs advance menacingly] No. Too late. They sense your indecisiveness.
Thomas: Easy, boy. Heel!
Juliet: Now which is it, Magnum? Is it sit or heel?
Thomas: Do they even know the difference?
Juliet: [sarcasm dripping] Do you?
[Magnum looks exasperated]
Juliet: And don't roll your eyes, Magnum.
Thomas: How can you even see that from over there?
Juliet: I don't have to see it, Magnum, I know you. Now focus! I need to know that you can look after the lads whilst I'm in London.
Thomas: Okay.
[to the aggressive dogs: ]
Thomas: Know what? Listen to me, you two maniacs. I've had enough of this crap, right? I am tired of you guys terrorizing me.
[one of them whines]
Thomas: I'm the Alpha!
[the slightly bigger one lowers it's head]
Thomas: I'm the Alpha and you're going to do exactly as I say! Right now I command the both of you to... *Sit!*
[the one with the very pointy ears sits down, and Magnum smiles]
Thomas: It worked.
[Pointy Ears barks]
Thomas: No! No!
[makes a run for it with Zeus and Apollo in hot pursuit]
Juliet: [watching] Oh my God...
Thomas: [yells] Higgins!

John: My, you guys are in a bad funk. You know what you need to get rid of bad funk? Some good funk!

Juliett: You kept your promise. I hope that makes up for the fact there's no reward.
Thomas: Absolutely.
Juliett: Maybe now he'll be able to get a little more closure.
Thomas: Yeah. I think so. You know, my, um... my mom passed away when I was in Afghanistan. She had been... sick for a while, but, uh... she passed while I was in captivity.
Juliett: You missed her funeral.
Thomas: Yeah. I didn't even know she died until after I was released.
Juliett: That's why you were willing to sacrifice the reward. You knew how important it was to him.

Rick: Were you really gonna crash into him?
Thomas: Come on, who says I cannot be intimidating?

Kumu: [Drinking, while waiting forever at the bar] This is killing me. Can I get something a little stronger?
TC: Uh, I think we have some industrial cleaner in the back

Theodore: Thomas, I-I think he's gonna hit us, man.
Thomas: Nah, he's gonna stop.
Theodore: Man, that's easy for you to say. If we get T-boned, I'm the one getting boned!
[seeing the truck isn't slowing down]
Theodore: Come on, man, do something! Quit playing, man!
Thomas: [the driver suddenly slams on the brakes] See? I told you he was gonna stop.
Theodore: I hate you.

Juliet: Paulie, I do appreciate your good intentions, but... you do realize that you're asking your friends to help you commit a crime?

Juliet: [as bare-chested Magnum enters with just a towel wrapped around his loins] Oh, my God, you're dripping water everywhere!
Thomas: Relax. It's just some drops.
[shrugs]
Thomas: I'll... I'll wipe it up.

Thomas: Okay, you need to tell me exactly what I did wrong
Juliet: You're the brilliant detective. Figure it out!

Thomas: This is my partner, Juliet Higgins. Actually, scratch that. This is T.C.'s fiancée, Juliet Higgins.

[Hannah regains consciousness. She opens her eyes and sees Rick, armed with a gun, and Kumu, looking at her disdainfully. Hannah moves to a sitting position]
Hannah: Where's Thomas?
Rick: [sarcastically] What? No "hello"? No, uh, "Hey, Rick. How you been since I sold you to the Taliban?"
Hannah: If I asked, would you have answered?
Rick: Probably not.
Kumu: You need some water?
Hannah: Yes, please.
Kumu: [hostilely] Get it yourself.
[Kumu stands]
Kumu: I'm gonna go feed the dogs. If she gets out of line, I'm sure they'd love to meet her.
[Kumu leaves. Hannah sighs and closes her eyes. Rick glares at her hatefully]

Thomas: Muffin?
Juliet: I wish you'd stop referring to me as a breakfast pastry.

Juliet: So... what makes you so interested in a five-year-old murder case?
Ella: It was the one case my mom couldn't let go. She was a detective with HPD. She... worked on it until she died, just over two years ago.
Juliet: Oh. I'm so sorry.
Ella: She didn't have enough time to solve it, so... I wanna do it for her.
Juliet: Well, I would love to help you, but, um, it's just, given your age, I'm a little reluctant to continue without permission of a... of a guardian.
Ella: Yeah. I figured. My dad dropped me off. He's probably still in the car.
Juliet: Right.
Ella: [dialing her phone] Hey, Dad. Yeah. She wants to talk to you.
Juliet: [taking the phone] Hello, Mr. Vaughn, it's J... yes. I just wanted to make sure you... right. Yes. She, uh... she does seem very grown-up. If you're okay, then... okay. Great. Bye.
[hanging up]
Juliet: Your father will be back to pick you up this afternoon. So, uh, why don't you bring me up to speed on the case?

Thomas: Honestly, I can't thank you enough.
Detective: Turns out, Higgins can be even more annoying than you.
Thomas: [laughing] Right?
Detective: Now I have to take the judge to dinner. She's a... complicated woman.
Thomas: Wait. Hold on, you and Judge Kamaka dated?
Detective: Contrary to what you tried to sell in court this morning - perjury, by the way - we are not best friends. My personal life is none of your business.
Thomas: When did it end? Or-or did it end? I don't know.
Detective: I was wrong. You and Higgins are equally annoying.
Thomas: Yeah, well, I've been called worse.

Thomas: [Juliet snuck up on the wine cellar perpetrator again] Couldn't you wear a bell or something?

[Magnum speaks with Higgins about Hannah]
Thomas: I was gonna propose. Everything was set. And then...
Juliet: What?
Thomas: Got sidetracked. It should have never happened. We were on an op doing recon on a possible target in the Hindu Kush, and... we got captured during exfil. For me, the worst part about being held was fearing that I'd never see Hannah again.
[a: Magnum, held in prison, watches the street through a crack in the prison wall. He sees a jeep arrives. Hannah steps out of the jeep and approaches a high-rank Afghan officer. He shakes his head and gives her an envelope. Hannah looks inside the envelope. Shocked, Magnum shakes his head in disbelief. He repeatedly cries her name aloud as she enters the jeep and leaves]
Thomas: I couldn't believe it. I figured she'd come to negotiate our release, but... that wasn't why she was there. We thought it was just... dumb luck that we were captured, but in that moment I realized... it wasn't. Hannah was one of very few people who knew the details of the mission. Where we would be.
Juliet: You think she gave you up?
Thomas: Yeah.
Juliet: Why would she do that?
Thomas: I've been asking myself that same question since the day she drove away.

Juliet: [outside the house of a person of interest] This is typically the point where Magnum picks the lock.
Thomas: [opening the door] Ah. Don't have to. It's already open.
Greg: Isn't this breaking and entering?
Thomas: Technically, it's trespassing.

Bob: You call this a strip steak?
Nurse: It's plant-based. Tastes just like meat, but it's better for you.
Bob: Lady, I'm gonna be dead before this comes out the other end.

Juliet: I have to go and meet Adam Akamu in an hour.
Thomas: The lone survivor? What do you want with him?
Juliet: Well, new evidence suggests that the killer's motive might have been personal, and I'm hoping he can tell me why.
Thomas: Okay, well, if you have any more issues, feel free to call in for reinforcements.
Juliet: Reinforcements, right. And that's... that's you, is it?
Thomas: Admit it. You miss me, you know? I-I'm the secret sauce, Higgy.
Juliet: Okay, what has gotten into you? Have you been drinking?
Thomas: What?
Juliet: You have! In the middle of the day whilst I'm here, hard at work.
Thomas: Well, n-no, technically, you're unemployed. But, uh, unrelated, what are you doing later? Any chance you can pick me up?
Juliet: [hanging up] Goodbye, Magnum.

Cole: What the hell do you think you're doing?
Ella: Dad, hear me out.
Cole: No. Your school called when you didn't show up.
Ella: W-Wait, Ella. If this is your father, then who did I speak to on the phone earlier?
Ella: I may have paid a guy 20 bucks to answer the phone and do some improv.

Juliet: Any luck with Harry's phone?
Detective: Wasn't on him. His car is missing too. But after the docs remove the slugs we'll run ballistics, hopefully that will give us a lead.
Thomas: Harry called me a couple of hours ago. Didn't leave a message. I figured he was just checking in. But...
[sighs, shakes his head]
Thomas: he was in trouble.
[blames himself]
Juliet: Magnum... we can't yet be certain that this has anything to do with the probate case. You said it yourself this is a small...
Thomas: But maybe... I was wrong. Uh, maybe the person he was looking for didn't wanna be found.
Detective: HPD will follow up with the estate lawyer, get the name of the heir Harry was looking for.
[to: ]
Detective: Can you get me the lawyer's info?
Juliet: Of course.
Detective: Harry's retired HPD, one of our own. We'll catch whoever did this.
[Thomas goes on his way, a determined look on his face]
Detective: Where's he going?
Juliet: Where do you think? You're not gonna be the only ones looking for the person who did this.

Detective: [hearing the mayor is on the phone] Hello?
Thomas: Katsumoto.
Detective: I should've known.
Thomas: [snickering] I'm sorry, man. I... I really needed to talk to you, and I didn't want you screening my call.

Juliet: [to the two Dobermans that apprehended the scoundrel in the wine cellar:] Stand down! Good evening, Magnum.
Thomas: I can't believe you have these hyenas guarding the wine cellar. How did you even know I was gonna be down here?
Juliet: It was quite simple really. I spotted you creeping across the ground with a bottle of Chateau Latour Bordeaux, and I estimated how long it would take two lusting individuals to finish a bottle without proper decanting, and thus deduced when you would be back to steal another.
Thomas: You need a hobby.
Juliet: I have one. It's catching thieves.
Thomas: [mumbling by himself] Damn it.

Detective: I'm about to head out to a crime scene in Mililani. Two bodies at a house. You know anything about that?
Thomas: [TC shakes his head] No, I-I can't say I do.
Detective: Magnum, you know they record those anonymous tip lines, don't you? And you know I know your voice, right?

Travis: Thank you all for coming in today. If you're in this room, it's because you're one of the top bounty hunters or private investigators on the island.
Luther H. Gillis: Well, Thomas Magnum's here, too.
[he laughs, but no one else does]
Luther H. Gillis: Just... tough crowd.

[Mac tells Magnum what she discovered about the people who kidnapped him]
Lt. Josie 'Mac' MacReynolds: Foley and Brackett both had a connection to Hannah.
[pause. Higgins looks at Magnum]
Thomas: What sort of connection?
Lt. Josie 'Mac' MacReynolds: After Hannah broke bad, became a fugitive, she recruited Foley and Brackett to work for her.
Thomas: So a traitor CIA washout went into business with a wanted CIA officer?
Lt. Josie 'Mac' MacReynolds: [nods] Using everything they learned from Uncle Sam.
Juliet: What's the latest Intel you have on them?
Lt. Josie 'Mac' MacReynolds: The three of them were spotted in Morocco together four months ago. But by the time the CIA could move in, they were gone.

Thomas: It says here that HPD never found Libby's phone. That's kind of odd. Can you maybe...?
Juliett: Yeah, I already tried pinging it. The last signal it emitted was from inside their apartment on the day she died.
Thomas: Must've broke when Josh threw it. Maybe it's still in the apartment. Oh, uh, Josh told me about this creepy guy that worked at the bank that Libby was at.
Juliett: Yeah, it's in the file. A "creepy stalker" was the term he used.
Thomas: But no name?
Juliett: No, there's no other mention of him other than in Josh's police interview. They never followed up or questioned him.
Thomas: Why not?
Juliett: Well, no need. They already had a solid case against Josh.
Thomas: Well, got to start somewhere. I guess I'll go check out the bank.
[standing to leave]
Thomas: I know you want to ask to come along. Well, we're running out of time. Two heads is better than one. Come on.
Juliett: Or one and a half.
Thomas: Very funny.
Juliett: I thought so.

Theodore: He got out of prison right before I went into the military. Then he got a legit job on the mainland. But I'm living out here now. It's been a while since I've seen him.
Kenny: You just want everything to be perfect.
Theodore: Yeah. I wanted to take him on a tour. Just show off a little. But what's a helicopter business without a helicopter?
Kenny: TC, I know you want to show him how well you're doing, but I have a feeling he already knows. I'm sure he just wants to see you.
Orville: Yeah, and that being said, is this really what you were gonna wear?
Theodore: What? This t-shirt is sharp.
Orville: "Sharp t-shirt" is an oxymoron.
Theodore: You're an oxymoron. It's not like I'm a businessman.
Orville: All right, you know what, you're not a businessman; you're a business, man. You got to dress to impress, like me.
Theodore: All right, I'll change. But not like you. I ain't wearing no silk shirt unbuttoned to my navel.
Orville: [Shammy laughs] It's not that low.
[TC and Shammy start to leave]
Orville: [following them] It's not that low. I-I'm usually a sternum guy. That's where I cut it off. Sternum. TC, I never go lower than the sternum.

Juliet: Dare I ask how your day went?
Thomas: I think it went well. Me and Bob got off to a bit of a rough start, but... yeah, I think I helped him out.
TC: Ah, he's being modest. He brought that man's estranged brother back into his life.
Thomas: Hey, you can never get the years that you lost back, but you can make the best of what you have left, right?
Juliet: It's no small thing. Today, I met a family and a young man who didn't get to have that. It's a real gift you've given him. Good on you.
Thomas: Wow, first I get Fun Higgins and now I get Sweet Higgins?
Juliet: Well, don't worry. I'm pretty sure Drunk Magnum won't remember a thing tomorrow.
Thomas: [laughing] Probably right.

Thomas: My name is Thomas Magnum. I reside at the estate of Robin Masters, where I'm in charge of security, which means I am... uh, basically a-a peer of the... well, kind of pretty close to the HPD.
Orville: [poking him with a foam finger] No! Not specific enough.
Thomas: What do you mean?
Orville: I mean, you've got to name-check Katsumoto. All right? He is your ace in the hole and your best friend.
Thomas: Yeah, I don't think we're quite there yet.
Orville: Do you want my help or not?

Thomas: [the killer is down] Shot through the heart.
Juliet: How apropos.

Thomas: [narrating] I have a pretty good track record following my gut, and right now, my gut says Skip could be telling the truth.
Skip: Look, I-I know it's your job to bring me in, but if you care about who really killed Billy, I think the answer's in that warehouse.
Thomas: [narrating] I know this job came from a bail bondsman, but the second I made a promise to Sergeant Howl, he became my client. My promise to him wasn't to bring Skip in for a big reward. It was to get justice for his dad.

Detective: Higgins, hey. I think you and the kid might've actually cracked this thing. Got ballistics back on the gun. Lab confirms it's our murder weapon. It's registered to some guy on the mainland. But get this, his ex-wife lives two doors down from the Akamus. Her name's Clara Bolton. I'm just waiting on a warrant. Call me back.

[Hannah is fatally injured during the rescue of her father. Magnum rushes to her and holds her in his arms]
Thomas: Hannah! Oh, God. Hannah.
[Hannah's father rushes to them]
Thomas: Hannah, hang on.
Hannah: Thomas...
Thomas: Hang on.
Hannah: Thomas...
Thomas: Hang on. Hang on, there. Hannah, hang on.
Hannah: I'm so sorry.
Thomas: Oh... it's okay. It's okay. Just hang in there, okay? Hannah?
[Hannah dies. Heartbroken, Magnum embraces her. Hannah's father kneels, looking sadly at his daughter]

Detective: Tell me about your client.
Thomas: His name's Dotson. Hired me to find this refugee from North Korea named Pak Jung Soo.
[Magnum hands his cellhpone to Katsumoto. The phone shows a photo of Pak. Katsumoto looks at it closely]
Thomas: Dotson met Pak when he went to Pyongyang with a tour group a few years ago. Then, just last week, he saw somebody who was a dead ringer for Pak exit a bus on Keeaumoko Street. Hired me to find him.
Detective: Did you?
Thomas: Yeah. Apparently he escaped North Korea last summer.
Detective: [nods] All right. Text me his address. I'll take it from here.

Thomas: So you're going to kill me if I don't help you find your son?
Osi: The sushi you ate was laced with a deadly poison. You have eight hours to live. However, if you find my son, I'll give you the antidote. So no, I'm not going to kill you, Mr. Magnum. I killed you five minutes ago.

Thomas: [as Juliet pops up out of nowhere in the jungle while they're under fire] What the hell you doing here?
Juliet: Saving your life.
[no gratitude]
Juliet: You're welcome.

Thomas: So, you wanna tell me what happened?
Orville: Uh... like I told you, Toni got behind on her brother's medical bills, so I helped her put together a little game. A no-limit Texas Hold 'Em with the highest rollers I could find. Guy Hagi was here. Meghan Lou, this ranching heiress. Uh, there was this hedge fund guy from New York, uh, Bert Lyons. This big-shot local business guy, Russell Chang. Loves to gamble. And finally, Pascale.
Thomas: Wait, uh, Pascale Parata?
Orville: The O.G. crime boss himself. Now, the buy-in was 15K, and Toni was taking a rake, five percent of each pot.
Thomas: A rake. So the game wasn't exactly...
Orville: Legal, no, but it was for a good cause.