100 Best Spider-Man: No Way Home Quotes

Max: I was whoopin' Spider-Man's ass, he'll tell you! And then, he caused an overload. I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data. I was about to turn into pure energy, and then... oh shit. I was about to die.

Otto: [Otto Octavius has Peter Parker with his mask off pinned to a column] You're not Peter Parker.

- was designed to protect his brain from the AI system that's controlling these tentacles, but if you look here... the chip is fried.
- So rather than him being in control of the tentacles, the tentacles are now in control of him.
- Which, I guess, explains why he is so miserable all the time.

- BOSS: Jones, what are you doing?
- Get back to work.
- Yeah, I'm coming.
- Know what?
- I wouldn't change a thing I did.
Ned: Me neither.
- Although I do need to show this letter to my parents.

- There's not something we can do?
- We can't come up with a plan?
- There's always something we can do.
- There's nothing we can do.
- But it'll be okay.
- You promise?
- Yeah, I promise.

Doctor: [to Peter] The problem is you trying to live two different lives. The longer you do it, the more dangerous it becomes!

- I gotta go. Where am I going?
- It can't be him.
- Why?
- Because Norman Osborn died years ago.
- So either we saw someone else... or you're flying out into the darkness to fight a ghost.

- Huh.
- Wait. So you're Spider-Man too?
- Why didn't you just say that?
- I generally don't go around advertising it.
- Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.
- I said that.
- That's what he just said.

Doctor: Do you know a Peter Parker who's Spider-Man?
Otto: Yes.
Doctor: [points to Peter] Is that him?
Otto: No.

- Now I got you.
- I told you there'd be consequences.

- 'Cause then you'll never actually be disappointed.
- Right?
- Uh... yeah. Right.
- I don't know, it kind of feels different this time for some reason.

Flint: Where's the box, Peter?
Peter: Flint! We can help everyone!
Flint: I don't care!

- I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter.
- What do you mean, you're not my Peter?
- What the hell is going on?
- I'll explain, but first, can you help me?
- Okay.
- You try to surround him, and I'll pull the plug.
- All right, let's go!

Peter: I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Otto: Dr. Otto Octavius.
Peter: [him, MJ and Ned laugh] Wait. No, seriously, what's your actual name?

- She told me that with great power...
- Comes great responsibility.
- Wait, what?
- How do you know that?
- Uncle Ben said it.
- The day he died.
- Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

- Parker, it's their fate.
- Come on, Strange, have a heart.
- In the grand calculus of the multiverse, their sacrifice means infinitely more than their lives.
- I'm sorry, kid.
- If they die, they die.

Doc: You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you?
[flings Spider-Man through a truck]
Doc: I should had killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance.
Spider: [Spider-Man opens up his four arms] What did you just say?
Doc: [looks at his own robotic arms] Looks like we've got competition.

- This is Peter. Leave a message.
- Uh, yeah, Peter, this is Happy.
- I accessed my doorbell camera.
- Who are those guys, huh?
- Is that a cyborg?
- You bring a cyborg with robot legs into my house?
- Was one of the guys made of mud?
- What's going on? Call me.

- Everyone that she helped... they'll keep it going.
- You really think so?
- I know it.
- Take care of yourself, okay?
- Yeah. Nice to meet you.
- LANDLORD: Rent is due on the first of the month. Don't be late.

- Strange, no!
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- I'm okay.
- Are you okay?
- Whoa!

Spider: Wait a minute. Is that an Archimedean spiral? The Mirror Dimension is just geometry? You're great at geometry! You can do geometry!
Spider: Square the radius... divide by pi... at flat points along the curve...
Doctor: It's over, Parker. I'll come pick you up when it's done.
Spider: Hey, Strange! You know what's cooler than magic?
Spider: Math!

- GOBLIN: Coward.
- We have a new world to conquer.
- You make me sick.
- Leave me alone, please.
- Hiding in the shadows.
- Hiding from who you truly are.
- No.
- You can't escape yourself.

- Not going anywhere.
- We're gonna get through this.
- And we're gonna get through it together.
- Okay?
- Okay.
[SOFTLY] Thank you.

Ned: Peter!
Peter: Yeah? Oh, sorry, you mean
[they all point at each other]
Ned: [Confused] Peter... Peter...
Peter: [They keep pointing at each other] We're all Peter.
Ned: Peter... Parker?
Peter: Same.

- I'm sorry.
- Peter, there's...
- There's some people here.
- What?
- Um...

Peter: [after Strange uses a dimensional gateway to confront Peter Parker] Strange, wait! We're so close!
Doctor: [furious] Zip it! I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!
Peter: I know, I know, I'm sorry about that, sir.
Peter: You went to the Grand Canyon?
Peter: [referring to Peter 1] He could have used your help!
[Strange is completely baffled by the appearance of the other Parkers]
Peter: No no, it's OK. These are my friends. This is Peter Parker and this is Peter Parker. He's Spiderman, he's Spiderman. They're mes from other universes. This is the wizard I was telling you about.

Flint: I can't hold him much longer.
- I got it, I got it!

[during a particularly tense moment in the battle, all three Peters regroup]
Peter: I love you guys!
Peter: [beat] Thank you.

- Feel like I'm gonna puke.
- Don't, because he will just make me clean it.
- This is our only shot.
- It's here or nowhere.
- Hey. Come on.
- Okay. You guys ready?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Okay, on three.
- One, two, three.

Green: [Norman's personality has shifted into the Goblin's] That some neat trick, that sense of yours.
Otto: Norman?
Green: Norman's on sabbatical, honey!
Max: The hell?
Spider: The Goblin...
Green: "No more darker half"? Did you really think that I'd let that happen, that I'd let you take away my power just because you're blind to what true power can bring you?
Spider: You don't know me.
Green: Don't I? I saw how she trapped you, fighting her holy moral mission. We don't need you to save us, we don't need to be fixed! These are not curses, they're gifts.
Otto: Norman, no...
Green: Quiet lapdog!
Spider: You don't know what you're talking about.
Green: I've watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes, struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose. Gods don't have to choose. We take.
Spider: May, Run!

May: [offering him a glass of water] Thirsty?
Otto: Well, yes. I am thirsty.
May: Freshwater or salt? You know, because you're an octopus.
Otto: [confused] What?
May: Freshwater it is.

Peter: [Pinned down by The Lizard] Hey. Dr. Connors.
The: Hello, Peter.

- Peter 3.
- Peter 3.
- Let's do this. Ready?
- Wait, wait, wait!
- I love you guys.
- BOTH: Thank you.
- All right, let's do this.
- Let's go.
Spider: Yes!

- Um, guys, this is Mr. Osborn.
- Hey, it's "doctor."
- Sorry. Um, Dr. Osborn, these are my friends.
- This is Ned and MJ.
- Mary Jane?
- It's Michelle Jones, actually.
- Fascinating.
- Do you think there are other Ned Leedses?

- CHANCELLOR: Peter! Help!
- Don't worry, ma'am! I'm coming!
- Peter!

- No, you don't!
- Strong enough to have it all.
- Too weak to take it!

[Peter arrives at the Sanctum Sanctorum]
Doctor: So, Peter... to what do I owe the pleasure?
Peter: I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
Doctor: Please. We've saved half the universe together. I think we're beyond you calling me "sir".
[conjures flames in a fireplace]
Peter: Okay. Stephen...
Doctor: [beat] That feels weird, but I'll allow it.

- ♪ La, la ♪
- ♪ Tis the season
- To be jolly... ♪

- Right. Um...
- What I was...
- You okay?
- It doesn't really hurt anymore.
- Is there anything else?

- All right, MJ, heads up!
- Got it! Close it.
- Uh, Ned, it's not closing.
- Yeah, I know.
- Why isn't it closing?
- I don't know.
- Did you close it before? No?
- I mean, I've opened some.

- Poor Peter.
- Too weak to send me home to die.
- No.
- I just wanna kill you myself.
- Attaboy.

- Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
- Until you stop trying to kill me,
- I'm in control, buddy, of this whole tentacle situation you got going on here, okay?
- Now, who are you?
- What is going...?

Otto: [Holding an Arc Reactor] The power of the sun...
Peter: ...in the palm of your hand.
Otto: Peter?
Peter: [Peter unmasks] Otto.
Otto: Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy.
Peter: It's good to see you.
Otto: You're all grown up.
[chuckles]
Otto: How are you?
Peter: [smiling] Trying to do better.

- I made mistakes, and people were hurt.
- I'm not here to talk about Westview.
- Then what are you here for?
- We need your help.
- With what?
- What do you know about the multiverse?

- No.
- Look out!
- That was so much worse.
- Okay. It's okay.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Okay, I'm so sorry.

- Get away from everything?
- For me, it was the top of the Chrysler Building.
- Empire State.
- It's a better view.
- That is a sweet view.
- Yes.
- Yeah. I... I think I know exactly where that would be.

- GOBLIN: She was there because of you.
- I may have struck the blow, but you...
- Ha-ha, you are the one that killed her.

Spider: Listen, let's just focus on the good news, okay?
Doctor: No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers. So, get on your phones, scour the Internet, and Scooby-Doo this shit.
MJ: [laughs dryly] You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up. Meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please'.
Doctor: Please, Scooby-Doo this shit.

[the mentally restored Doctor Octavius is reunited with his universe's Peter Parker]
Otto: How are you, dear boy?
Peter: [smiling] Just trying to do better.

- Perfect. Where is she?
- She left.
- To go where?
- To the airport.
Suit: Stark network unavailable.
- Facial recognition unavailable.
- Hi.
- Yeah, I can see you.

Peter: Hey... what are like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?
Peter: Seems you've met some of them.
Peter: [chuckles nervously] That's a good question.
Peter: I fought a... an alien made out of black goo once.
Peter: No way! I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space.
Peter: Oh?
Peter: Yeah, he was purple.
Peter: I wanna fight an alien!
Peter: [to Peter 1] I'm, I'm still like... that you fought an alien, in space.
Peter: [sighs] I'm lame compared to... like, I fought a Russian guy in a... like a rhinoceros machine.
Peter: Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 'Cause, you are not.
Peter: Aw, thanks. No, yeah. I appreciate it, I'm not saying I'm lame.
Peter: But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know... 'cause you're... you're amazing. Just to take it in for a minute.
Peter: Yeah yeah yeah.
Peter: You... you are amazing.
Peter: I guess I am.
Peter: You are amazing.
Peter: Thank you.
Peter: Will you say it?
Peter: No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.

Green: Strong enough to have it all...
Green: [Throws off an attack from Peter, and then grabs him]
Green: Too weak to take it!

- The multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little.
- MORDO: Your desecration of reality... will not go unpunished.
- STRANGE: It was the only way.
- But I never meant for any of this to happen.

Ned: Here's your web cartridges.
Peter: Oh, thanks, man.
Peter: What's that for?
Peter: It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?
[Peter 2 demonstrates his organic web-shooters]
Ned: WHOA!
Ned: That came *out* of you!
Peter: Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
Peter: No?
Peter: How on earth does that even...?

Peter: [on May's last words] She told me that with great power...
Peter: Comes great responsibility.
Peter: Wait, what? How do you know that?
Peter: Uncle Ben said it.
Peter: The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

- DISPATCHER: Four-three-Edward, do you need an EMS assist?
- OFFICER: Negative, Central.
- We're gonna need a car tow.

Peter: If I can fix what happened to you then when you go back things will be different and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.
Max: What do you mean fix us?
Peter: Look, our technology is advanced...
Norman Osborn: I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. Octavius knows what I can do.
Otto: Fix? You mean like a dog? I refuse.
Peter: I can't promise you guys anything but at least this way you actually get to go home and have a chance, a second chance.

- Sorry!
- Gross!
Electro: Sad to tell you, Sandman, nobody's going home.

- Yeah, you're okay.
- What happened?
- Just have to... catch my breath.
- Okay, well, catch your breath.
- I'm right here.
- We're gonna take our time.
- You catch your breath.
- Then we'll take you to a doctor, okay?

- You're not gonna take this from me.
- That's not gonna work.
- We gotta do this up close.
- Peter 2, go right.
- Peter 3, go left.
- On me. Unh!
- Yeah!

- You're okay, you're okay.
- Let me just...
- Let me catch my breath.
- I'm right here. I'm right here.
[WHISPERS] I'm right here.
- You're okay.
- It's just me and you.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Ned: What-What's happening?
MJ: Peter, what is it?
- Are you getting the tingle thing?
- Is the tingle happening?
- Is your tingle tingling?

- Feel free to walk or swing through the hallway.
- Or crawl on the ceiling to avoid everybody.
- We all know you can do it.
- I'm just gonna...
- I know what you did.
- Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
- He's a conspiracy theorist.

Peter: Ah, there it goes.
[stretches back]
Peter: Are you okay?
Peter: Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.
Peter: Oh yeah, no, I got a middle back thing too.
Peter: Really?
Peter: Yeah. You want me to crack it?
Peter: Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.

Eddie: Okay. Okay, I think I got this. You're saying that this whole place here, it's just tons of... superpeople.
Venom: And he has been saying it for hours.
Eddie: All right, tell me again. I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. There was a billionaire, and he had a tin suit and he could fly, right?
[the Bartender crosses his heart]
Eddie: Okay, and there was a really angry green man.
Bartender: Hulk.
Eddie: Hulk.
Venom: And you thought Lethal Protector was a shit name.
Eddie: Yeah, because it is. Now tell me again about your purple alien that loves stones. 'Cause I'll you what, man, aliens do not love stones.
Venom: Eddie, don't start. They don't.
Eddie: Know what aliens love? Eating brains. Because that's what they do. All right?
Bartender: Señor, he made my family disappear. For five years.
Eddie: Five years? That's a long time. Maybe I... Maybe I should go to New York and speak to this... Spider-Man.

Doctor: Be careful what you wish for, Parker.

- any more than you could change who they are.
- But what if we could? What if we could change their fate?
- Whoa! Oh, what are you doing?
- I'm not giving you the... Whoa!
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Give me that back.

- I hate the woods.
- I meant the universe, sir.
- So, what, y'all just gonna stand here and act like I ain't butt-ass naked?
- I am.
- No, no.
- I, uh...

Doctor: When you botched that spell, where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, we started getting some visitors from every universe.

- but things will get much worse.
- There is still the court of public opinion.
Man: [OUTSIDE] Murderer! Mysterio forever!
- How did you just do that?
- I'm a really good lawyer.
- We're gonna need a safer place to live.

- Be careful, okay?
- Yeah. You too.
- So, uh... who's coming with me?
- Well, I'm in.
- But if this goes sideways...
- I'm gonna fry you from the inside out.

- He died in my arms... after he tried to kill me.
- It was heartbreaking.
[WHISPERS] Dude.
[SOFTLY] Hey.
- Will you run a diagnostic?
- Yeah.

Otto: You're flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.
Peter: What do you mean?
Doctor: They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.
Peter: Yeah, me too.

- I don't think we should skinny-dip.
- You have to pay the bill.
Venom: What is happening? No!
- No, we just got here!
- No, not again!
- And there he goes.
- Without paying the bill, no tips, nothing.

Ned: Wait so you're Spider-Man too? Why didn't you just say that?
Peter: I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.
Peter: [to himself] I literally just said that...

Doc: Hello, Peter.
Spider: Hi? Do I know you?

- And with great power, there must also come great responsibility, mm?
- Yeah, I know.
- Let's get the... out of here.
- Okay, let's go.
- Let me just catch my...

Max: There's gotta be a black Spider-Man somewhere out there.

- Oh, my God, I'm dead.
- You're not dead, you've just been separated from your physical form.
- My physical... What?
- How are you doing that?
- I have no idea.
- You should not be able to do that.
- This feels amazing.

- What is this place?
- The Mirror Dimension, where I'm in control.

- SPIDER-MAN 3: I need Max's cure.
- Yeah. I'm on it.
- SPIDER-MAN 2: I need the Lizard cure.
- Uh, okay, okay.
- Where's the box, Peter?
- Flint, we could help everyone.
- I don't care!

May: You have a gift. You have power. And with great power, there must also come great responsibility.

[after seeing The Lizard]
Ned: Is that a dinosaur?

Peter: So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body.
Peter: I'd rather not talk about this.
Peter: No! I don't mean to...
Peter: Are you teasing me?
Peter: No, no, no! He's not teasing you. It's just that... we can't do that, so naturally we're curious as to how your web situation works. That's all.
Peter: If it's personal, I don't wanna, like, pry, but I just think it's cool.
Peter: I wish I could tell you, but it's like, I don't do it. Like, I don't do breathing. Like, breathing just happens.
Peter: Whoa.
Peter: Like, does it just come out of your wrists or... does it come out of anywhere else?
Peter: Only... only the wrists.
Peter: You ever have a web block? Cuz I run out of webs all the time. I have to make my own in a lab, and it's hassle compared to what you got.
Peter: Right, yeah. That sound's like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually. You said that, I was like, "Oh, I had a web block."
Peter: Whoa... why?
Peter: Existential crisis stuff.
Peter: Yeah, I mean, don't even get me started on that.

- Sandman's first.
- I'm gonna lead him inside the statue.
- I'll meet you at the top.
- LIZARD: Come on!
- Hey!
- Hey, Dr. Connors.
- Hello, Peter.
- Peter 1!
- I got it!

- Those voices inside my head...
- I'd almost forgotten.
- Otto.
- Yes. Norman.
- It's me.
- Would you look at that.

- Will you get off your phones for five minutes?
- I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay?
- Peter?
- What?
- Is that...?
Happy: Is that here?
- Um...

- Did you guys see that?
MJ: Um, no.
Ned: It's-It's really dark.

- OTTO: How does it feel, Norman?
- You're about to become whole again.
- No more darker half.
- Just you.
- Just me.

- Flint, we're trying to help you!
- Guys, I'm at the top.
- I need the cure!
- I'm coming, I'm coming,
- I'm coming.
- Just wait your turn, doc!
- I'll be right back.

- It's okay. It's a backup school.
- Peter!
- No?
- Last one.
- MIT?
- Uh... Okay.

Ned: Great, it's just some random guy.

- we are unable to consider your application at this time."
- This is so not fair.
- I mean, this is so not fair.
- I didn't do anything wrong.
- You guys definitely didn't do anything wrong.
- Expect disappointment and you will never get disappointed.
Flash: ♪ No sleep till ♪

- It's okay. You guys are good.
- You're safe. Get out.
- You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you?
- Should've killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance.
- What did you just say?
- Looks like we got competition.

Ned: Oh! Wait, what?
- MIT, they're the Engineers.
- The mascot.
- Oh, right, right, right.
- I should probably know that.
- Look at you with the school spirit.
- Tell anybody, I will deny it.
- Oh, okay.

Norman Osborn: You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

- Why are you running?
- Oh, my God.
- Ma'am, you should get out of the car.
- Everybody get off the bridge!
- The door's locked.
- Door's... Hey!

[ECHOES] What's wrong?
- I don't know.
- May?
[ECHOES] What is it, Peter?
[ECHOES] What's happening?
- Why are you looking at me like that?

- No.
- Thank you.
- No problem.
- I'll, uh, see you around.

[WEAKLY] May, run, please.
Peter: May!
- Peter, Peter, Peter.
- No good deed goes unpunished.
- You can thank me later.
- No!