30 Best Gamera: Rebirth Quotes

Gen. Raymond Osborn: Whadda you call those creatures, those monsters the Japanese love? In those movies? You know the ones.
Operartor: Uh, Kaiju, General?
Gen. Raymond Osborn: Yeah, that's it. It appears those Kaiju have walked off the screen and are laying waste to everything in sight, and I'm guessing the Academy didn't bother to teach you how to fight these ridiculous creatures, did they?

Luwig: Is that... the Thunder of Hemueden?

Joe: [getting up in Brody's face] I was right about you. You are a coward!
Brody: How dare you,
Joe: What now? Hurt your feelings? Well, suck it up AND STAND UP TO YOUR DAD!

Joe: I guess we all smell like crap now.

James: What the hell are you kids gonna contribute? Moral support?

James: [watching the Jiger and Gamera fight] My God. I have never been paid enough to deal with THIS shit.

James: I'm James Tazaki, and I'm an agent of the Eustace Foundation.
Joe: E... E... Eusta what?
Brody: You haven't heard of it?
Joe: Shut up, man.
Junichi: It's a global organization developing energy resources.
Brody: Mm.
Junichi: They're investing a significant amounts of money into the development of the moon.

James: Kaiju prey on humans. What's more, we know that they tend to have an appetite for children.

Brody: [formally to James Tazaki] I'm just proud to do my duty. I'm sure my friends feel the same.
Joe: [sarcastically to Boca] Wow, what an upstanding citizen.
Junichi: Nobody would ever guess he's robbing local kids for their pocket money.

Emiko: Kaiju consume each other to revitalize their tissue. It's effective when a Kaiju's aleady injured.

Emiko: It is comforting knowing you will die in slow, miserable agony.

Joe: Hang on. Are you saying a whale can dig a hole?

Junichi: Is this the... Is this the great awakening of paranormal phenomena?
Joe: Who gives a shit? Let's get the fuck outta here!

Dr. Matsui: Calculate how many joules are needed to defibrillate a turtle of this size.

Junichi: Jokes are supposed to be funny.

Joe: [standing at the mouth of a sewer] What if we did find a Kaiju? I'm not a fan of being eaten alive. If they eat us, we'll never eat again.
Junichi: That's very convoluted. Are you eating or being eaten?

James: [sharing the 10-year-old discovery of a Kaiju corpse] We suspect that there are other, similar kinds of Kaiju, so the Foundation has been commissioned by the United Nations to form a top secret team to investigate.
Joe: I never heard of... any of this stuff.
Brody: They did say it was top secret.

James: I just wanted to go to the moon and start my own business.

Nora: Emiko, it's not too late to do the right thing.
Emiko: Begging to live? How sweet.

Winston: [sarcastically] It's quite the Kaiju.
Anselm: It's not quite a seagull either.
Commander: It's more like an ugly duckling.
Nora: You're right. I suppose so, but it will turn into a swan.

James: [lagging behind] Oh, man. What are they made of?

Brody: Why didn't you nerds SAY anything to me?
Joe: Well, I guess... I didn't think we needed to.

Joe: [as Brody takes Boco's box] Get your fucking hands off it, you... piece of shit!
[Brody kicks Joe in the stomach, felling Joe]
Brody: Turns out you're not broke after all!
Boco: Just leave us alone, you dick!
[kicks Brody's leg]
Brody: Oh, shit! How dare you, you little runt!
[punches Boco in the face]
Joe: I said hands off, you fucking pig!
[punches Brody in the mouth]
Brody: Now you've done it. I'll kick your ass.

Emiko: What an ugly face. Almost exactly like my Auntie.

Gen. Raymond Osborn: Since you two showed up, it's been nothing but problems. I can't tell if you're unlucky or incompetent.

Joe: [seeing Boco consider becoming a patrolling vigilante under Brody's leadership] Are you crazy? We almost got eaten alive!
Boco: [cheerfully] Well, that's okay. The Foundation said they were gonna protect us.

Aiko: It'd be better if you spent your time on more important things, Hiroki.
Boco: They are important to me!
Aiko: You only think that because you believe you'll be friends forever, but you're just kidding yourself. Reality is different. However close you three think you are, friendships always tend to fall apart once something changes.

James: [to each child] If you feel any abnormality in your body or mind, or something Kaiju-related happens, please use the devices to contact us immediately.

Boco: Oh, yeah? Well, you're Gotta Go Joe!

Boco: [locked in a room and calling out as Guiron attacks] Open the door! Open the door! Hey!
Brody: Oh, we can use the communicator! Try to call them.
Boco: Yeah, good idea. Oh, what the...?
Brody: What's the matter?
Boco: It's not working.
Brody: FUUUUCK! Ah, shit!