The Best Greek Council President Quotes

[In the First Challenge of the Scare Games, Mike and Sulley arrive badly stung from the Glowing Purple Urchins at the finish line, just behind the RORs]
Chet: Way to blow it, Oozmas!
Mike: Hey, 2nd place ain't bad.
Greek: [Jaws Theta Chi arrive behind them, unharmed] 2nd place, Jaws Theta Chi!
Mike: *What*?
Johnny: Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
Greek: 3rd place, EEKs. 4th place, PNKs. 5th place, HSS. And in last place...
[the rest of Mike and Sulley's team arrive, even more badly stung from the urchins than they are]
Greek: ...Oozma Kappa!
Greek: [Removing Oozma Kappa's name from the Leaderboard] Oozma Kappa have been eliminated!
[Dean Hardscrabble approaches a surprised and upset Mike, smiling]
Dean: Don't look so surprised Mr. Wazowski. It would've taken a miracle for...
Greek: Attention everyone, we have an announcement. Jaws Theta Chi have been disqualified.
[Holds up a tin of Protective Gel that they've been using]
Greek: The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
Big: What?
[the referee removes the moisture from George Sanderson's leg, then stabs it with an Urchin, causing it to swell up like a balloon, with George screaming in pain]
Greek: [Removing Jaws Theta Chi from the Leaderboard and adding Oozma Kappa back on] Which means that Oozma Kappa's back in the games - it's a miracle!
Dean: Your luck will run out eventually.
[Walks away]
Mike: This is gonna be harder than I thought.

[Mike hasn't had luck finding someone to join his team to compete in the Scare Games and get back into the Scaring Program]
Greek: This doesn't look good. We really need to move on, your team doesn't Qualify.
Sulley: Yes it does.
[Climbs onto of a nearby vehicle]
Sulley: The star player has just arrived.
Mike: [Surprised] No No No. Please, anybody but him.
Greek: [Losing her Patience] Look, we're shutting down sign ups, OK? Is he on your team or not?
[Mike, aware that he signed up at the Last Minute, knows he hasn't got much a choice, seeing that no-one else is interested in joining his team, and he's really determined to get into the Scare Games to prove Dean Hardscrabble that he and his team really are scary. Sulley points at him and winks]
Mike: Fine. Yes, he's on my team.
[the Crowd starts to cheer, with the Scare Games about to start]