The Best Harold Smith Quotes

Harold: Laura liked to think of me as... a mystery in her life.

Donna: I'll be back.
Harold: I'll be here.

Harold: [to Donna] Laura wanted me to get in touch with you if anything ever happened to her.

[Harold is threatening Donna and Maddy after catching them sealing Laura Palmer's secret diary]
Harold: Are you looking for secrets? Is that what all this was about? Well, maybe I can help you. You want to know that the ultimate secret is? The secret of knowing who killed... YOU!

Donna: There's things you can't get in books.
Harold: There's things you can't get anywhere but we dream they can be found in other people.
Donna: Maybe our dreams are real.

Harold: [to Donna] I thought you were different. You made me feel I could return to the world and find something decent, pure. But you're just like all the others. You lie. And you betray! And then you laugh about it!

Donna: How long did you know Laura?
Harold: Ever since she began "Meals on Wheels". I was her best customer.
Donna: You don't seem much like a shut-in.
Harold: You mean, politely, what's the matter with me?
Donna: Okay.
Harold: I don't like to go outside. I... can't.