The Best Jack Quotes

Murdoch: Is this the Wagner twins?
[Steve nods]
Murdoch: Do you know they are only twelve?
Col. Steve Austin: So they say.
Murdoch: Think we can handle them?
Col. Steve Austin: I would think so.
Murdoch: Like taking candy from a baby.
Jack: I'm afraid, sir, that you're a bit outnumbered. Three to one odds are hardly fair.
[the twins use their powers of the mind to make Steve Austin do their bidding]

Col. Steve Austin: Well I guess we call the police now.
Jack: Yes do that. But hadn't you first better consider the charges?
Col. Steve Austin: Theft of government documents.
Jack: Theft of ink, really. Do you think a jury will buy that?