The Best Jackie Q Quotes

Jackie: [sung] One, two, three, four, it's just like comin' in the back door. Five, six, seven, eight, uhh, feels great. A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy. Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies. A ring around my rosy, my pocket's so damn cozy, and my posy, my posy. I'm talking about my asshole.

Jackie: The old Aldous, would've you know, had his way with you he would have bent you over that pretty little chair and had his way and now we'd be having a three way you'd be coming over for a cognac later I'll tell you that sweetie. You bet that's not happening anymore.
Aldous: Do you want me to start drinking again? Is that what you'd like? You want me to return to that?
Jackie: Maybe you should. Maybe you should.
Aldous: I'll do lines off her forehead while I'm in her up to my nuts. Is that what you want?
Jackie: I'm just saying.

Aldous: How's the weather down there?
Jackie: Wet.