The Best Sergio Quotes

Sergio: This is what old pussy used to look like in the 70's.

Pharrell: You're five zippers away from "Thriller".
Sergio: Oh, and you're one shirt away from Carlton, muthafucka.

Sergio: Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherfucking car.

[sending Aaron a text]
Sergio: Aaron! Where the fuck are you? I'm gonna kill you! Smiley face.

Pharrell: How do I look?
Sergio: Man, lose the pink. It's not gangster.
Pharrell: That's your problem. Everything is gangster with you.
Sergio: The name of the song is "I'm Gangsta!"

Sergio: [in a text] Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face.

Sergio: Where the fuck have you guys been?
Sergio's: We went and saw Cher.
Sergio: Cher? How was she?
Sergio's: [Dazzled] Amaaaazing!

Sergio: [intense] Time to get our mind-fuck on.

Sergio: I've got six fuckin' kids! Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?

Sergio: Stop smiling like that. You look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner.
Aaron: ...Well I don't have one so...

Sergio: You've been mind-fucked before?
Aaron: I don't think so.
Sergio: I'm mind-fucking you right now.
Aaron: You are?
Sergio: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?
Aaron: No, I can't really feel anything.
Sergio: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.
Aaron: Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.

Sergio: You can't outrun me! I'm black!

Sergio: Shut up. Don't speak.

Sergio: [in Aaron's hallucination] You lost control motherfucker! Wee! Wee! Look, I'm eating my own head!