The Best Jed Carnal Quotes

Jed: It's scary seeing another DJ die. Makes you realize life's short.
Lucifer: Some not short enough.

Jed: In hindsight... that's when the relationship was at its best.
Lucifer: Better without sex? Not relatable.

Chloe: Hey, what's with all the gift baskets?
Jed: They're from my fans. They found out my place blew up, and they've been sending me stuff from all around the world. It's crazy how devoted they are.
Lucifer: Devoted to you? Yes, that is crazy.

Chloe: Jed, meet Lucifer.
Lucifer: "Jed"?
Jed: Yeah, it's my real name. What's yours?
Lucifer: [Scoffs]

Dan: Chloe's putting on a show over at Lux to draw out the killer with you as the headliner.
Jed: Wait, then shouldn't I be there?

- You know what? This is so selfish.
- Yeah.
- And I don't know what, is he ghosting me?
Jed: What's up, everybody?
- This song goes out to a special lady.
- Cherry Jane, this one's for you.