The Best LeBron James Quotes

LeBron: Omelets for dinner? This is the best day of my life!
Lisa: Didn't you just sign a $90 million contract?
LeBron: That was a good day, too.

Marge: Lisa, could you pass the salad?
LeBron: [taking the bowl] And it's James with the steal!
["dunking" it through and hanging onto the chandelier, his weight breaks it and he crashes back to the table]
Marge: Who wants to help me clear the table?
Ming: [in Chinese] I'm sorry, but I do not understand English.
Lisa: Wait a second. I've read that you speak excellent English.
Ming: [quietly, switching languages] Shut up, kid. I got a good thing going here.

LeBron: Homer, this is LeBron James. The fans love my dunks, but they hate my dancing.
[the crowd boos as he tries to dance]
Homer: I think I can fit you in.
[going over a list of clients]
Homer: Let's see... Lenny, can I move you from Wednesday at noon to Sunday at 6:00?
Lenny: Homer, you know that's when I play with neighborhood dogs.
Homer: All right, all right, I'll work it out.