The Best Louis Vasco Quotes

Ben: [Ben is waiting outside the boys restroom] Louis?
Louis: [on other side of door] Seaver-face!
Ben: I hear you've been looking for me.
Louis: Yeah?
Ben: So I'm here.
Louis: Whatsa matter? Afraid to come in?
Ben: You're afraid to come out!
[pause]
Ben: Louis?
[beat]
Ben: Hey, Dad was right!
Louis: [coming out] All right, you little...
[he stands toe to toe with Ben, who's half a head taller than him]
Louis: You... you GREW!
Ben: You didn't!
Louis: [toilet flushes in background] I think that's my bus.