The Best Miss Ritter Quotes

Miss: Peter, don't make promises you can't keep.
Peter: But those are the best kind.

Miss: I had a professor once who liked to tell his students that there were only 10 different plots in all of fiction. Well, I'm here to tell you he was wrong. There is only one: "Who am I?"

Miss: Mr. Parker! Tardy again?
Peter: Sorry Miss Ritter! It won't happen again, I promise.
Miss: Don't make promises you can't keep.
Peter: Yeah but those are the best kind.