HomeQuotesThe Best Nurse Quotes The Best Nurse Quotes Terry Stokes — October 16, 2023 [the hospital nurse comes in to have Nick use the bed pan]Nick: Oh, no, I don't have to.Nurse: I take my dog out when I want to, not the other way around.Nick: So, I'm the dog?Nurse: [the nurse bangs the bed pan] You're the dog. Scooch. Related Content You May Interest Movies & TV Shows50 Best NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes50 Best Shameless QuotesTop 30 Quotes From Law & Order: Special Victims UnitTop 800 Quotes From Saturday Night LiveTop 100 Quotes From Big Mouth500 Best Fear the Walking Dead Quotes1000 Best Law & Order QuotesTop 100 Quotes From SEAL TeamTop 1000 Quotes From Grey's AnatomyCharacters & Artists50 Best Alicia Clark Quotes50 Best Alycia Debnam-Carey Quotes30 Best Daniel Salazar QuotesTop 30 Quotes From Rubén BladesThe Best Morgan Jones Quotes20 Best Lennie James QuotesThe Best Althea Szewczyk-Przygocki Quotes30 Best Maggie Grace QuotesTop 50 Quotes From Nick Clark50 Best Frank Dillane QuotesThe Best John Dorie QuotesTop 30 Quotes From Garret DillahuntTop 50 Quotes From Travis ManawaTop 100 Quotes From Cliff CurtisTop 30 Quotes From Chris Manawa30 Best Lorenzo James Henrie QuotesThe Best Dakota QuotesThe Best Zoe Margaret Colletti QuotesThe Best Hill QuotesThe Best Craig Nigh QuotesThe Best Liza Ortiz Quotes20 Best Elizabeth Rodriguez QuotesThe Best Hector Reyes QuotesThe Best Ramses Jimenez Quotes Share