The Best Self - Host Quotes

Ernestine: Oh, stuff it in your bra, mousey! From the sound of your phonecalls I'd say you've entertained more servicemen than Bob Hope.
[snorts]

Lily: I've been reading all about your new show, The Muppet Show.
King: They said they don't want us there, that's family entertainment.
Lily: Well aren't you family entertainment?
Scred: Hell yes!