The Best Sporting Goods Clerk Quotes

Sporting: Tent poles?
Llewelyn: Mmm-hmm.
Sporting: You already have a tent?
Llewelyn: Well, somethin' like that.
Sporting: Well, you give me the model number on the tent, I can order you the poles.
Llewelyn: Nah, never mind. I want a tent.
Sporting: Well, what kinda tent?
Llewelyn: The kind with the most poles.