The Best Carson Wells Quotes

Man: [about Chigurh] Just how dangerous is he?
Carson: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?

Carson: I was wondering...
Man: Yes?
Carson: Could you validate my parking ticket?
Man: An attempt at humor, I suppose.
Carson: I'm sorry... You know, I counted the floors to this building from the street.
Man: [sighs] And?
Carson: There's one missing.
Man: [sarcastically] We'll look into it.

Man: Did I say you could sit?
Carson: No, but you strike me as a man who wouldn't want to waste his chair.

Anton: And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.
Carson: You go to hell.
Anton: [Chuckles] Alright. Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
Carson: Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
Anton: You mean the nature of this conversation?
Carson: I mean the nature of you.

Carson: Call me when you've had enough. I can even let you keep a little of the money.
Llewelyn: If I was cuttin' deals, why wouldn't I go deal with this guy Sugar?
Carson: Oh, no, no. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you just for - inconveniencin' him. He's a peculiar man. You might even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He's not like you. He's not even like me.
Llewelyn: He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that.

Carson: [sitting by bed] Buenos Dias. I'm guessing this isn't the future you had planned for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money. Don't worry, I'm not the man who's after you.
Llewelyn: [in bed] I know that. I've seen him.
Carson: You've seen him, and you're not dead?
Llewelyn: What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?
Carson: No, I wouldn't describe him as that.
Llewelyn: How would you describe him?
Carson: I guess I would say he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.
Llewelyn: Sugar?
Carson: Chigurh, Anton Chigurh. Do you know how he found you?
Llewelyn: Yeah, I know how he found me.
Carson: Called a transponder.
Llewelyn: Yeah, I know what it's called. He won't find me again.
Carson: Not that way.
Llewelyn: Not any way.
Carson: Took me about three hours.
Llewelyn: Yeah, well, I been immobile.
Carson: No, you don't understand.