The Best Llewelyn Moss Quotes

Llewelyn: [after finding the drug crime scene] ... Where's the last guy? Ultimo hombre. Last man standing. Must've been one.

Boot: [Moss walks in wearing his hospital robe] How those Larry's holdin' up?
Llewelyn: Uh, oh, good. Good! I need everything else.
Boot: OK.
Llewelyn: Lotta people come in here without any clothes on?
Boot: No sir, it's unusual.

Carla: Llewelyn?
Llewelyn: Yeah?
Carla: What are you doing, baby?
Llewelyn: I'm going out.
Carla: Going where?
Llewelyn: There's something I forgot to do, but I'll be back.
Carla: And what are you going to do?
Llewelyn: I'm fixin' to do something dumber than hell, but I'm going anyways.

Poolside: Oh... that's who you keep looking out the window for?
Llewelyn: Half...
Poolside: What else then...?
Llewelyn: Just looking for what's coming...
Poolside: Yeah... But no one ever sees that coming...

Sporting: Tent poles?
Llewelyn: Mmm-hmm.
Sporting: You already have a tent?
Llewelyn: Well, somethin' like that.
Sporting: Well, you give me the model number on the tent, I can order you the poles.
Llewelyn: Nah, never mind. I want a tent.
Sporting: Well, what kinda tent?
Llewelyn: The kind with the most poles.

Carla: Where'd you get the pistol?
Llewelyn: At the gettin' place.
Carla: Did you buy that gun?
Llewelyn: No. I found it.
Carla: Llewelyn!
Llewelyn: What? Quit hollerin'.
Carla: What'd you give for that thing?
Llewelyn: You don't need to know everything, Carla Jean.
Carla: I need to know that.
Llewelyn: You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'.
Carla: Big talk.
Llewelyn: Keep it up.
Carla: Fine. I don't wanna' know. I don't even wanna' know where you been all day.
Llewelyn: That'll work.

Llewelyn: And by anybody I mean any swingin' dick.

Llewelyn: [talking over phone] Hello?
Anton: Yes?
Llewelyn: Is, uh, Carson Wells there?
Anton: Not in the sense that you mean. You need to come see me.
Llewelyn: Who is this?
Anton: You know who it is. You need to talk to me.
Llewelyn: I don't need to talk to you.
Anton: I think you do. Do you know where I'm going?
Llewelyn: Why would I care where you're going?
Anton: I know where you are.
Llewelyn: Yeah? Where am I?
Anton: You're in the hospital across the river, but that's not where I'm going. Do you know where I'm going?
Llewelyn: [blood flows on the floor, and so Chigurh lifts his feet and rests them on the bed] Yeah, I know where you're going.
Anton: Alright.
Llewelyn: You know she won't be there.
Anton: It doesn't make any difference where she is.
Llewelyn: So what are you going up there for?
Anton: You know how this is going to turn out, don't you?
Llewelyn: Nope.
Anton: I think you do. So this is what I'll offer - you bring me the money and I'll let her go. Otherwise she's accountable, same as you. That's the best deal you're gonna get. I won't tell you you can save yourself, because you can't.

Carson: Call me when you've had enough. I can even let you keep a little of the money.
Llewelyn: If I was cuttin' deals, why wouldn't I go deal with this guy Sugar?
Carson: Oh, no, no. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you just for - inconveniencin' him. He's a peculiar man. You might even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He's not like you. He's not even like me.
Llewelyn: He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that.

Llewelyn: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn: Well then I'll tell her myself.

Carla: What's in the satchel?
Llewelyn: It's full of money.
Carla: [sarcastically] Yeah, that'll be the day.

Llewelyn: Yeah, I'm going to bring you something, alright. I decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't going have to come looking for me at all.
[Moss hangs up the phone]

Carla: I got a bad feeling, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn: Well I got a good feeling, so that should even out.

Carson: [sitting by bed] Buenos Dias. I'm guessing this isn't the future you had planned for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money. Don't worry, I'm not the man who's after you.
Llewelyn: [in bed] I know that. I've seen him.
Carson: You've seen him, and you're not dead?
Llewelyn: What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?
Carson: No, I wouldn't describe him as that.
Llewelyn: How would you describe him?
Carson: I guess I would say he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.
Llewelyn: Sugar?
Carson: Chigurh, Anton Chigurh. Do you know how he found you?
Llewelyn: Yeah, I know how he found me.
Carson: Called a transponder.
Llewelyn: Yeah, I know what it's called. He won't find me again.
Carson: Not that way.
Llewelyn: Not any way.
Carson: Took me about three hours.
Llewelyn: Yeah, well, I been immobile.
Carson: No, you don't understand.