The Best Telephone Repairman Quotes

Telephone: Are you really a cop?
Yemana: Yeah, why do you ask?
Telephone: Never seen a Japanese cop before.
Yemana: Ever been in Tokyo?
Telephone: Flew over it, during the war
Yemana: I bet you were an officer
Telephone: Colonel, how'd you know?
Yemana: I know a lot of telephone repairman.