The Best Waiter Quotes

Waiter: [grabs 86 by the lapels, lifting him off the ground] Listen bud, I don't like people to look at me funny.
Maxwell: Well if you don't like the way I'm looking at ya, you're gonna hate what I'm gonna say to ya. Besides, you don't look like the type that would to to England to visit the Queen.
Waiter: Pussycat?
Maxwell: Pussycat, pussycat where have you been?
Waiter: I've been to London to visit the Queen.