The Best Aces & Spades Bartender Quotes

[Lincoln Six Echo and Jordan Two Delta are asking a bartender where to find McCord]
Aces: Well, it's your lucky day, Captain Kirk. He's in the can.
Lincoln: He's in a can?
Aces: Takin' a dump.
Lincoln: A dump? Taking it where?
Aces: Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right.
Lincoln: Thank you.
[Lincoln Six Echo turns to Jordan Two Delta]
Lincoln: I have to go. He's taking a dump in a can!

Aces: [to Jordan Two Delta] Something to drink? Jack?
Jordan: Yes, please.
Aces: Straight up?
[Jordan looks up at the ceiling]