The Best Betty Cole Quotes

Julie: Tell me, what is the name of the florist that John Randall used?
Betty: Are you planning on sending him roses?
[They laugh]

Julie: [Betty is cleaning out Richard Wagner's office while talking to Julie. Julie picks up a black and white photo of a lovely young woman on the desk] She's very pretty. His daughter?
[Shows the picture to Betty]
Betty: Hardly. That's the third Mrs. Wagner. Celeste.
Julie: Oh.
Betty: "Oh" is right. I'm lucky he didn't trade *me* in for a younger model.
Julie: [Amused] You were his secretary for a long time?
Betty: Before the plant was invented.