The Best Blue Raja Quotes

[Mr Furious recommends a publicist for him and his friends]
The: What are we gonna publicise, Roy? The fact that we get our butts kicked, a lot?
Mr. Furious: Well, maybe if you didn't smack me in the face with a shovel every time we went out, we'd have a few more victories to brag about.
The: All right now, I'm sorry about that. I just have a tendency to lose my concentration when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end.
The: Oh, oh I get it, so YOUR shovel in HIS face is MY fault?
The: You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff!
Mr. Furious: Yeah, what was up with that?
The: I, I, I am embarrassed about that. I thought it was a fork.
The: You're the master of cutlery. You couldn't throw a knife sometimes when someone's trying to kill me?
The: No, I can't! You couldn't, uh, use a rake sometimes?
The: No. I'm the Shoveler.
The: Well, I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy - I'm the Blue Raja.
Mr. Furious: Yeah, that's another thing...
The: What?
Mr. Furious: Well, you could work a little blue into the uniform somewhere. I mean you've got green, you've got this little flowery thing going on, but it's like everything BUT blue.
The: Well, if we could just step out of our literal minds, just for a moment...

The: If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor... yeah, we could spend a hundred and fifty.
Mr. Furious: That's because Lance Hunt IS Captain Amazing!
The: Oh, here we go...
The: Don't start that AGAIN. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing DOESN'T wear glasses.
Mr. Furious: He takes them off when he transforms...
The: That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see!

The: May the forks be with us.

The: I say, what the fork! Let's do it!

Invisible: [after becoming invisible for a moment and reappearing naked] I'm invisible. Can you see me?
The: Yes!
Mr. Furious: Wow.
The: Two hands there, son.
[Invisible Boy covers up]
The: Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

[the Mystery Men have accidentally killed Capt. Amazing]
The: Oh my god. Oh my god, we killed him.
[the Shoveller is standing on the other side of the room]
The: What do you mean *we*? I was standing right here.

[Mr. Furious, the Blue Raja, and the Shoveller are sneaking across Frankenstein's property to undertake some reconnaissance]
Mr. Furious: Shh! Wait! Hear that? We must have hit a trip-wire. It could be a proton eviscerator heating up.
The: It could be a cybernetic atom scrambler. They target moving objects.
The: It sounds more like a heat-seeking anthrax projection gun to me. Quickly, cover your mouths.
Mr. Furious: No, let's bolt! Come on!
The: No! Don't move.
The: Don't breathe!
Mr. Furious: Let's bolt!
The: Don't move!
The: Don't breathe!
Mr. Furious: Let's bolt!
The: Don't move!
[a sprinkler system turns on and the three are soaked]
The: [disgustedly] Ohh, it's the sprinkler.

[the trio talks about recruiting more heroes for the team]
The: Well, there's The Sphinx, of course.
Mr. Furious: The what?
The: The Sphinx.
The: I know this guy. Big crime-fighter from down South. Big-league hitter down there.
Mr. Furious: What's his power?
The: Well, he's terribly mysterious.
Mr. Furious: [dismissively] That's it? That's his power? He's mysterious?
The: Well, TERRIBLY mysterious.
The: Plus he can, like, cut guns in half with his mind.

Mr. Furious: [talking about Carmine the Bowler] Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.
The: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
The: You know, I've alwas suspected a bit of foul play there.
The: As have I.

The: Sorry, but am I to understand you've inserted your father's skull inside of that ball for bowling?
The: No, the guy at the pro shop did it.