20 Best Furious Quotes

Mr. Furious: Okay. Right now, I'm kinda like a powder keg, and you're the match.

Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open.
Casanova: It is "Pandora."
Mr. Furious: Please don't correct me, it sickens me.

Mr. Furious: Rage... taking over...
Casanova: Ya, ya, ya. Ve've heard all that before.
Mr. Furious: [Furious' face is all red] No, no, no. Rage... *really* taking over...

Monica: I don't find you threatening.
Mr. Furious: Oh! Well, you're very, uh... you're very, uh... kind.
Monica: At all.

Mr. Furious: I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines.

[last lines]
[to the news reporters]
The: Excuse me, could I say something? I think we would all like this victory to go out to all the other guys, and I'm talking about the people in this city who are super good at their jobs but never get any credit. Like the lady in the DMV - that's a rough job.
Invisible: To the people that remember jingles from tons of old commercials.
The: And uh, uh, people that support local music and seek out independent film.
The: And the guy that drives the snow-plow. And the school nurse, that's a...
Mr. Furious: Eddie, Eddie, I think they got the point.
Becky: What's the name of this group?
Invisible: The Super Dudes!
The: No, no, no, not the Super Dudes.
Mr. Furious: We're not the Super Dudes. We don't have a name yet, but we're definitely not the Super Dudes.
The: I gotta get home, it's late...
[a photojournalist approaches]
The: Picture, picture time!
Becky: Well, whatever you call them, Champion City will forever owe a debt of gratitude to these mystery men.
The: Wait! Wait, that's it!... We are the Super Squad.
The: No, no! Alliteration in these situations is corny... What?
[She opens her bag, where Carmine sits smouldering]
The: Yes, we're all very aware that you saved the day, and I'm sure we'll be hearing about it for the rest of our lives...

Mr. Furious: They must have ripped the "Q" section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word "quit".

Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's...
The: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious: ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The: Not necessarily.

The: Come on, somebody do something, we need him.
The: Okay. Okay, let's do this. You're a very furious man, do you understand that?
Mr. Furious: No.
The: No? Well you've got a lot to be furious about, and I'll tell you why: You're not well-liked. You're uh, you're abrasive and off-putting. You try and say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance and so, therefore nothing is provocative. Just mixed metaphors. Now, doesn't that make you angry? Does it infuriate you?
Mr. Furious: No.
The: Well, it should. Aren't you angry? Come on, man!
The: Your penmanship is atrocious!
The: You dress in the manner of a male prostitute!

Dr. Heller: If you're gonna bust into that mansion, you're gonna need more than a station wagon.
Mr. Furious: At the auto yard, there's this old Herkimer Battle Jitney. Sally's always telling me to junk it!
Dr. Heller: Wait! You have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!

Mr. Furious: What kinda crazy man blows up a crazy house?

[Mr Furious recommends a publicist for him and his friends]
The: What are we gonna publicise, Roy? The fact that we get our butts kicked, a lot?
Mr. Furious: Well, maybe if you didn't smack me in the face with a shovel every time we went out, we'd have a few more victories to brag about.
The: All right now, I'm sorry about that. I just have a tendency to lose my concentration when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end.
The: Oh, oh I get it, so YOUR shovel in HIS face is MY fault?
The: You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff!
Mr. Furious: Yeah, what was up with that?
The: I, I, I am embarrassed about that. I thought it was a fork.
The: You're the master of cutlery. You couldn't throw a knife sometimes when someone's trying to kill me?
The: No, I can't! You couldn't, uh, use a rake sometimes?
The: No. I'm the Shoveler.
The: Well, I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy - I'm the Blue Raja.
Mr. Furious: Yeah, that's another thing...
The: What?
Mr. Furious: Well, you could work a little blue into the uniform somewhere. I mean you've got green, you've got this little flowery thing going on, but it's like everything BUT blue.
The: Well, if we could just step out of our literal minds, just for a moment...

Mr. Furious: [as the Blue Raja and the Shoveller walk away] Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!

Invisible: [after becoming invisible for a moment and reappearing naked] I'm invisible. Can you see me?
The: Yes!
Mr. Furious: Wow.
The: Two hands there, son.
[Invisible Boy covers up]
The: Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

Mr. Furious: Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.

[the trio talks about recruiting more heroes for the team]
The: Well, there's The Sphinx, of course.
Mr. Furious: The what?
The: The Sphinx.
The: I know this guy. Big crime-fighter from down South. Big-league hitter down there.
Mr. Furious: What's his power?
The: Well, he's terribly mysterious.
Mr. Furious: [dismissively] That's it? That's his power? He's mysterious?
The: Well, TERRIBLY mysterious.
The: Plus he can, like, cut guns in half with his mind.

The: If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor... yeah, we could spend a hundred and fifty.
Mr. Furious: That's because Lance Hunt IS Captain Amazing!
The: Oh, here we go...
The: Don't start that AGAIN. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing DOESN'T wear glasses.
Mr. Furious: He takes them off when he transforms...
The: That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see!

Mr. Furious: [talking about Carmine the Bowler] Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.
The: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
The: You know, I've alwas suspected a bit of foul play there.
The: As have I.

Mr. Furious: After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.

Mr. Furious: Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides... alone