The Best Philip Bolden Quotes

The: Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
Lucille: Honey, you shovel better than any man I've ever known, but that does not make you a superhero.
[the Shoveller starts to say something, but Lucille cuts him off]
Lucille: No, listen to me. You're a good husband, and a good father. But that's all. Nothing more.
[she walks off, a small boy hugs the Shoveller's leg]
Roland,: I believe in you, Daddy!
Lucille: [calling] Roland, do NOT encourage your father!

Kid: You invented the fart?
Jim: I re-invented it.

Harris: Dude, you're killing me, Hamm-bone. You know this is a party, right?
Hamm: You know I hate your punny little nicknames, right?
Harris: Do you find them too... Hamm-fisted?