The Best BoJack Horseman, Season 2, Episode 3 Quotes

Pinky: My boss loves this place. Do you know Wanda Pierce? Wanda just got named of programming at NBN. We're here to celebrate. Well that, and she just woke up from a 30 year coma.
BoJack: Wait, she just got out of a 30 year coma and she's the head of programming at a major broadcast network?
Pinky: Well she's been with the company 30 years. Everyone above her kept getting fired.

Wanda: That was fantastic. Of course I haven't had sex in 30 years. I hope.

BoJack: Hey Todd can you drive me to get my car?
Todd: Uhhhhhhh.
BoJack: I wanted to be responsible last night so I Uber'd home, and left my car in the fountain.

BoJack: [surprised] Slap my salami, the guy's a Commie!

BoJack: I don't trust that guy. I bet he's seen "Home Alone"
Wanda: BoJack, I'm starting to lose the thread of your character. You think you can drop the "jealous boyfriend" routine? It feels a little done.
BoJack: You're right. I'm sorry. Call me Snoop Dogg because I will "drop it like it's hot."
Wanda: BoJack, I don't... Oh! I got that one! Snoopy the dog. From Peanuts. Ok.