The Best Carlton Webster Quotes

Fulton: Are you sure that you're doing the right thing, sir?
Carlton: What do you mean, Fulton?
Fulton: [referring to Linda] Well, how can you be certain that she will fall in love with you, even after you make these... changes?
Carlton: Because I love her, and love conquers all.
Fulton: Love can also be blind, sir. I just pray that you aren't the only one it conquers.

Carlton: I want to look like I'm thirty years old.