The Best Niles Talbot Quotes

Niles: The old rule: treat whores like queens and queens like whores.

Niles: It's all a big food chain, we eat shit and shit eats us.

Niles: [talking about the electric chair] They say the electric current's so fast that the brain gets cooked just as soon as the switch is thrown... prisoner never feels a thing. Boy, I'd hate to think that was true.