The Best Cletus Spuckler Quotes

Cletus: Is you one of my kids?
Bart: No, sir.
Cletus: Prove it!
Bart: A, B, C...
Cletus: Alright, alright. You convinced me, Einstein.

Mayor: Now on to the next item, the proposal for putting term limits on public office. All those in favor say "I have sex with animals".
Cletus: I do have sex with animals, but I'm not in favor of term limits.

Cletus: Hey, Brandine! The woods is full of scary white people!
Brandine: So what else is new? Now get the traps ready. I need a new people coat.