The Best Dr. Philip Weber Quotes

Dr. Weber: You cannot test this on an abnormal brain.
Dr. Gregory House: That's so close-minded. He's not abnormal, he's special.

Dr. Weber: [to House, who's in disguise] Who are you?
Dr. James Wilson: [sotto voice] Just a lunatic who desperately needs a hobby.

Dr. Weber: Do I know you?
Dr. Gregory House: I know your math skills, they blow.
Dr. James Wilson: Touche.