HomeQuotesThe Best Green Fairy Quotes The Best Green Fairy Quotes Lukasz Stead — October 5, 2023 [after taking a drink of Absinthe]Jamie: I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.Cooper: Me neither.Scott: Sober as a judge.[to a hallucinatory green fairy]Scott: How about you?Green: I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT! Related Content You May Interest Movies & TV Shows150 Best Mike & Molly Quotes1000 Best CSI: Crime Scene Investigation QuotesTop 200 Quotes From Curb Your Enthusiasm1000 Best Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Quotes30 Best The Prophecy QuotesTop 50 Quotes From EuroTripTop 50 Quotes From Face/Off250 Best The Goldbergs QuotesTop 50 Quotes From In the Line of FireTop 1000 Quotes From Friends1000 Best iZombie Quotes700 Best Two and a Half Men QuotesCharacters & Artists20 Best Scott Thomas QuotesTop 20 Quotes From Scott MechlowiczTop 20 Quotes From Cooper Harris30 Best Jacob Pitts QuotesThe Best Jenny Quotes150 Best Michelle Trachtenberg QuotesThe Best Jamie QuotesThe Best Travis Wester QuotesThe Best Mieke QuotesThe Best Jessica Boehrs QuotesThe Best Robot Man QuotesThe Best J.P. Manoux QuotesThe Best Green Fairy QuotesThe Best Steve Hytner QuotesThe Best Hostel Clerk QuotesThe Best Joanna Lumley QuotesThe Best Bert QuotesThe Best Nial Iskhakov QuotesThe Best Mad Maynard QuotesThe Best Vinnie Jones QuotesThe Best Cecil QuotesThe Best Paul Oldham QuotesThe Best Creepy Italian Guy QuotesThe Best Fred Armisen Quotes Share