The Best How I Met Your Mother, Season 4, Episode 6 Quotes

Barney: You poor thing. Having to grow up in Canada, with America right there.

Ted: This is a map of Stella-free areas. The white areas are safe, the red ones are not, the blue ones are water.
Lily: Ted, that's ridiculous.
Robin: Well, water is blue.

Lily: You may come from Ohio, but you're in New York now, and here we don't keep our feelings bottled up. We shove them in someone else's face.

- It sure is. Yes.
- And that you're finally dealing with this, but you only get one shot here.
- Let's just take a beat and think about what you're gonna say.
- I know exactly what I'm gonna say.
- Yeah.

- Certainly.
- Nice call, Lily.
- This place looks great.
- Who told you about it?
- You know, I don't remember.
- Uh-oh.
- What?
- I just remembered.

Ted: Where are those almonds?
Barney: Gosh, where would Ted's nuts be? Hey, why don't you check the vise in Stella's garage?

- Hey, kiddo.
- Barney, I'm fine.
- This is not necessary, and it's actually kind of weird.
- No offense, ladies.
- I did not realize you'd be home.
- Ladies, to the stairwell.

Ted: You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward.

Eight: But I don't want to go hunting.
Robin: Nonsense, R.J. Hunting deer is the noblest of pursuits.
Eight: But deer are so cute.
Robin: You said the same thing about your rabbits, and don't you remember how delicious they were?

Barney: As I see that young man popping and locking his way to the jukebox, I think to myself: Stella made the right call.