Top 30 Quotes From A Million Little Things

Eddie: [answering phone] Hey, everything okay?
Katherine: Did you know Gary and Darcy broke up?
Eddie: What?
Katherine: She just called me on her way to Lenox. She was really upset.
Eddie: Well, what happened?
Katherine: Apparently, Gary said he couldn't leave his friends.

Maggie: Look, I'm so sorry about the other night, and I didn't call sooner because... I think I just needed to process everything. But this is...
Eric: Complicated.
Maggie: Yeah. And not just because of everything with Gary or the fact that you're trying to get over Chloe, but... I mean, you have my brother's heart. And at first... that's what it was. But, honestly, I would be lying if I said that there wasn't... something here. Am I wrong? I mean, is it just me?
Eric: No. No, it's not just you.

Rome: Delicious! Delicious! That man is delicious!
Eddie: That is not funny.
Rome: Like a chocolate George Clooney with a caramel Gosling center.
Eddie: He's just some guy who works at her firm.
Rome: Yes, everything about him does seem firm.
Eddie: Bring it. You're not getting to me.
Rome: Look at you being the bigger man. The smaller bigger man. He's taller.
Eddie: I get it. That is... hilarious.

Maggie: Eric? Eric, come on. I can hear you.
Eric: [opening door] Hey.
Maggie: Hi. Sorry to just show up like this, but I felt like we really needed to talk about...
Maggie: [noticing all the boxes] Hey, what's going on? Are you moving?

Maggie: So... were you just gonna leave and not tell me?
Eric: No. No. I, uh... I don't know. I... It's just... living in the same apartment I shared with Chloe, running her store. It's... it's hard to move on when she's everywhere I turn, you know?
Maggie: Yeah. I do.
Eric: Plus, there's this lawsuit. Chloe's parents blame me for her death. And they're right. I mean, she didn't even want to go for a ride that day. She wanted to go blueberry picking.
Maggie: You can't do that to yourself. Believe me, I've been there.
Eric: There are so many things I've done that I wish I could take back, and I just want a fresh start.

Gary: Easy. This child is still 90% soft spot.

Gary: Obviously, you're right, pal, rules are important, but at the same time, it's good to be flexible, you know? We can't let someone else breaking the rules keep us from being happy, right?

Maggie: They're not getting divorced! They're just using permanent words to describe temporary feelings.

Maggie: I don't understand. Why are you leaving? Don't you think that Chloe would want this for you? Don't you think she would want you to try to move on?
Eric: It's... It's not that simple.

Sophie: [spots Miles] Wow.
Miles: [into handset] 431 still at Boston General.
Danny: [tries to hand her the baby] 431. I got this.
Sophie: Yeah, nah nah nah, I'm older.
Danny: I saw him first.
Sophie: Yeah, well you're thirteen. You can't...
Danny: A mature 13.
Sophie: You can't even drive!
Danny: You crashed the car!

Gary: I'm just going to talk to her. Wish me luck. Let's hope she's the devil. She looks like a lost golden girl.

Gary: [with hand raised] Okay, who wants to watch a mindless action movie with a bunch of bald dudes in fast cars?
Danny: Way ahead of you.

Eddie: It's okay. The kids don't know. But our friends do. They already did.

Gary: May I ask how young your boy toy is?
Delilah: You may not.
Gary: May I guess?
Delilah: That's worse.

Darcy: [whispers] Is this Delilah's new boyfriend?
Gary: [whispers back] No, no, I've seen this before. He's a stripper, and those are breakaway pants.

Gary: We should stop hugging. I remain determined to be the one member of this friend group you haven't slept with.

Gary: [laughs delightedly] Colin, did you hear what just happened? D. just gave Danny permission to have a sleepover with his boyfriend!

Delilah: I know what I'm going to say; don't try to talk me out of it.
Gary: What am I hearing? Are you going upstairs? Huh? You going to talk to Sophie now? Put me on speaker. I want to be on speaker.
Delilah: No, I'm not going to have you eavesdrop while I talk to my daughter about finding her pot.
Gary: Anyway... FaceTime?
Delilah: No! This conversation needs to go well. I need to send a message that what she's done is wrong without scaring her off again. Everything's still... fragile.
Gary: Sounds like somebody could use a joint.
[laughs]

Theo: I'd like to make a toast. The Egyptians believe that you die twice, once when you take your final breath and then again the last time someone says your name. They believed your spirit lived on as long as people kept remembering you. So as long as we always keep remembering Uncle Jon, he'll never really be gone.
[silence]
Theo: Was that okay?
Delilah: That was more than okay, Theo.
Rome: That is a tough act to follow, young man. I would like to add something. So much has happened since he passed. We were lost. And then now it feels like we're all finally in a better place. All of us. Not because he died. It's because he convinced us to live.

Delilah: [speaking to Eddie re: her father having dementia] I've already lost him. For the past two years it was as if he was helping me wean off him.

Gary: Don't be scared of being yourself, okay?
Danny: I'm terrified of being myself!

Delilah: That is mom speak for keeping an eye on them while trusting them. With my eyes.

Delilah: He likes you.
Miles: I think he likes me too.
Delilah: Do I need to be worried?
Miles: About him and I? Yeah, oh yeah, no we're full on dating.

Gary: How was work?
Sophie: It was exhausting. I don't know how you guys do it.
Gary: I don't.

Eddie: I am renewing my vows with my wife today. How am I supposed to think about the future when I have a big question mark over my past?

Regina: A year ago, our friend killed himself. I can't think of a better time to talk about our happiness.

Danny: It's why you've been acting so weird, isn't it?
Gary: Weird or amazing?
Danny: Weird.
Gary: Amazing?
Danny: Weird.
Gary: Amazing.

Gary: Historically I admit I'm not great at relationships, but I really hit my stride when they're over.

Rome: You gotta talk to her about this!
Gary: Or produce a commercial about the exact situation that you're not talking about and have her visit the set.

Rome: This morning, man, that was, uh...
Eddie: Complicated?
Rome: I'd've went with awkward as hell, but complicated works. How's all that going?
Eddie: Well, you know. Super good considering I just had a child with another woman, and I'm trying to patch things up with my wife.
Rome: [to Eddie's baby daughter] Yes he did! Yes he did. Daddy did do that.