The Best Jay Harrington Quotes

Dr. Ron McCreadie: You committed insurance fraud?
Susan: Only in a legal sense.

[last lines]
Alec: So? What? This is good-bye?
Melanie: Yeah, I guess it is.
[long pause]
Melanie: Although we do live and work together.
Alec: So this is going to be sad *and* awkward.
Melanie: How about we just deal with sad tonight and awkward tomorrow?
Alec: Okay.
[he kisses her cheek]
Alec: Good night, Mel.
[he starts to leave but returns]
Alec: We're going to have to deal with a little of the awkward right now. You have the keys.
[she gives him the keys, and he leaves, then she takes out her phone]
Melanie: Hey, Jenna. It's mom. No. No, everything's okay. I just, just really wanted to talk to my baby. So, what's new? Aaah, oh wow, you're kidding! That's great. It's just great. No, no, I got time. Yeah, I just... want to hear everything.

[last lines]
Melanie: You are amazing.
Alec: So, is this your fantasy?
Melanie: It's better than a fantasy. It's real.

Alec: [in their office] You faked it with me? Both times? Lock the door!
Melanie: Wait! Here, now?
Alec: Well, we can't go to my place; the workmen are still repairing the hole you kicked in the wall.